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[julia__roberts]

I went off in search of something, but finding nothing, I'm back at this back and it's damn blinking cursor. Blink. Blink. Blink. How odd. Perhaps I have found my motivation. The longer I keep typing the less the cursor blinks. I might have lost my mind during the search. I might have not had it before

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[calista_f]

3AA batteries, 6", works on 3 different speeds and promises a cosmic innermost earthquake. umm... maybe one of those would help? ok, maybe I should stop reading sex shop catalogs and should buy something instead.

[julia__roberts]

You just don't stop. However, I think I own that model already. I don't think I need it because my husband has seemed to remember me since our time away. He's a good boy when he wants to be. Can I look when you're done?

[calista_f]

stop? unknown word. umm, good hubby. I'm glad for you, hon. I wonder if mine's forgotten to turn off the TV, so he would look for me somewhere else, and notice I'm not around. well, well, it happens. of course! I have copies. plenty!

[julia__roberts]

Go. I like that word better. Men get confused sometimes. Just dance around naked in front of the tv and I'm sure he will remember you. Or find someone new. Always an option. Great! I was running low on a few things.

[calista_f]

ps. ignore the first comment. let's talk about the cursor instead.

[julia__roberts]

Too late. You distract me with talks of vibrators. Would you like to talk about vibrating cursors now?

[calista_f]

I wasn't being specific. ;) vibrating cursors... that could be a product for a new oh God!Pleasure line. by the way, that's my brand.

[julia__roberts]

You could think of cursors that way. They don't blink, but vibrate. It's more fun that way. Why am I not shocked you have brand loyalty.

[bradley_pitt]

damnitt jules.

[julia__roberts]

Damn it, Brad.