I spent 15 minutes the other night trying to figure out if I should add myself to my friends list. I thought about it, and since yes, I do consider myself a friend of me, I went ahead and added myself. The down side to this is I have to read what I write twice. Like it's not painful enough first time around. Thank goodness you only get this once ( Read more... )

I got it. Message received. I need to update more. Roger wilco. Ten four good buddy. Thank you and have a good night. My problem lies in as to what exactly I should talk about here. I've always been a private person, but there I went talking about my sex life, or lack thereof at the time. I doubt Calista will ever let me live that one down ( Read more... )

I went off in search of something, but finding nothing, I'm back at this back and it's damn blinking cursor. Blink. Blink. Blink. How odd. Perhaps I have found my motivation. The longer I keep typing the less the cursor blinks. I might have lost my mind during the search. I might have not had it before ( Read more... )

Both George and Brad have icons with myself in them. How sexy can you get? I suppose I should return the favor, but the only pictures I can find, they have their tongues down my throat. Attractive. I don't think if Danny ever saw those he would be amused. So, fuck him. He knows his tongue is the only one I really want down my throat ( Read more... )

I was going to update yesterday, but LiveJournal scared me by eating my comments as I was leaving them so I chose not to. This most likely only makes Brad sad because he loves it when I update. He's my bitch, so he as to ( Read more... )

Brad exposed my secret that I'm not really the greatest woman in the world. He also called me a bitch, which really hurt my feelings. So I fired him as my bitch for about 30 seconds, after which I took him back because, well, I forget why. Possibly because he has a nice ass. I forget. All in a nights work. Oh, and I made him cry. Damn I'm good ( Read more... )

I've been tearing out my left eye trying to think up a worthy update. Brad asked that I update about him and far be it from me to deprive a co-star. In fact, I think that will be my new community service. Each day I should make a co-star happy. That should last me long enough, don't you think ( Read more... )

I suppose I should update this thing again, although I have nothing of great importance to say. I could tell you about my life, but as I told Ethan and Maggie before, it has been reduced to hours of sitting around staring at the boob tube. I have never realized before what a hard show the "Price is Right" is. Does a can of tuna fish really cost 79 ( Read more... )

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It's too quiet out here, but in part, that is what I love about this ranch. No one around to bother. Only peace and quiet. Everyone needs that now and again ( Read more... )