almost maybe got shot

[julian_scruggs]

I went to go see a friend a couple days ago who apparently lives in a rather shitty part of town. And by shitty I mean that most people in the area don't have electricity, so when it gets dark out they just start wandering the streets in packs. Well, I knocked on the door of what I thought was his apartment and immediately heard a young African

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[goatunit]

It's a mystery, but my gut tells me it was black folks, as black folks love water melon.

[julian_scruggs]

All I'm saying is just don't rule out Aborigines.

[keeps_on_runnin]

I actually had a very similar experience at his appartment. That place convinced me to start carrying my gun. Oh, by the way, call me, I have something that might interest you.

[bloodxflower]

Can you ever find the right apartment on the first try?

[crimesofparis]

You should've asked him if he was registered to vote. I bet he wasn't. I haven't been shot at yet, but I've had a lot of mean ass dogs let out on me.

[julian_scruggs]

If there's one guy I know who I would suspect of having been shot at, it would be you. But that's just because you live a life of high adventure.

Life of hig adventure continues...

[crimesofparis]

Yes, I do live a life of high adventure. Generally it finds me, but lately, doing this job it's like I've been inviting it. You know, since I spend so much time trudging through ghetto and trying to get people to fill out government forms. I have a great new story about that, actually, but I'll post it on my journal at a later time. COMING SOON! Crimesofparis In: The Legend of One-Eyed Tibbs!

[tankrid]

I am positive that I heard Semi-Automatic gunfire about a half-mile away from my house. It was fucked up.