So i'm very happy for everyone today. not sure why, but ice cream cones sure do make great bar stools

Anyone who can correctly guess the acronym or what Barbie is holding gets sexual favors. And not necessarily from an obese llama farmer.

Dude, so I ate a bowl of cornflakes this morning. No big deal, right? Then around 11 I start feeling pukey and dizzy. When I got home I was so out of it my parents drove me to the doctor. It turns out I've developed an allergy to corn. Who's allergic to corn??!! Apparently if you eat a lot of it regularly one day your body will just be like " ( Read more... )

Slept in a barn with a bunch of chicks

Woke up

kinda hung over.

sidenote: Nana's gone!! HORRA- i mean... Nooooo.... :(

eehee! O RLY!

SOME GAMES TO HELP YOU NON UKRANIANS COMMUNICATE WITH US REAL HUMAN BEINGS!

Boomchyk's Alphabet

Boomchyk's Kitchen

Boomchyk's Zoo (WITH AN ENGLISH PUPPET TOO!)

Boomchyk's Zoo Quiz (WITH ENGLISH PUPPET TOO!)

Boomchyk's Coloring Book!

HAVE FUN! KIDDIES!

Maybe someday you'll be civilized and be able to understand me.

www.ukranianpower.com

JACKASSES!

I'VE GOT A BEARD!

CALL ME! I'M BORED! 434 3664!

MAKE PLANS!

MY MIND IS ROTTING ALONG WRIST MY WRIST!

--i mean from guitar playing hehe ew

My summer as of now ( Read more... )

My shirt is on fire

So graduation wasn't as long as it was. Then everyone was going somewhere and i'm lke uhhh uhh uhhh... hmmmm ( Read more... )

The left side of my tongue is slowly becoming numb.... WHY?

Probably from eating too much pussy.