If you've got the best duck call in the world, it still sucks if you're looking for moose.
You're a stealthy hunter. You track silently, and strike selectively, which has better odds overall of finding you someone nearer perfect. But the near misses will be very frustrating. It's a delicate business either way, if you're inundated or navigating a drought.
And when you catch a moose, you have to wrangle it. Moose bytes kan bi pretty nasti. ...seriously.
I'm not too jealous of your talent to draw in the naive menfolk. They seem to be a bunch of idiots that keep declaring their love. How fucking cliche. Do they think it really works?
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You have a talent of making men fall in love with you.
sometimes I want that talent, but not to every man, just one at a time perhaps. I can't get them to love me or stay in love with me :\
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You're a stealthy hunter. You track silently, and strike selectively, which has better odds overall of finding you someone nearer perfect. But the near misses will be very frustrating. It's a delicate business either way, if you're inundated or navigating a drought.
And when you catch a moose, you have to wrangle it.
Moose bytes kan bi pretty nasti.
...seriously.
Women are from Venus, Men are from Moose.
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