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How come...
How come scumbags like Lee and Jacob can say whatever they want, hurt whoever they want, and get away scot free ( Read more... ) -
Be a memory in the world
Every night when the big clock strikes twelve, a day slips down from the calendar, and runs away to my workshop in the Land of Long Ago. I give him a touch of scarlet and a gleam of gold, and say, "Go back, little Yesterday, and be a memory in the world ( Read more... ) -
Whine whine wine...wine? Yay
I actually don't like wine.
I like my alcohol like I like my women
Sweet and girly as fuck.
Or whiskey.
Yes, I like my women whiskey. Shhhh.
Know what else I don't like?
My body.
as in "YARR There be mutiny a-brewin!"
Knees. I got used to the knees. Arthritis at 16 Kinnnnnda bullshitty but whatever.
I deal, because pain don't hurt.
Hips. What the fuck. Am I ( Read more... ) -
How to hurt friends and embarrass yourselves.
I love playing games when I'm outside of my house. It makes being in public bearable. It's like a big game of punch buggy, except with more opportunity to play and more occasion to embarrass yourself/other people. Here are the three games I play the most. Punches can be replaced by points, but it's much less satisfying.
1) Every time you see a guy ( Read more... ) -
Buhh morning
A couple lines of watery black ink, so, I am made up ( Read more... ) -
Fun with ms paint!
Found this awesome picture of what things were like at Metro. But if you know the people involved in the picture, it's got a whole different story. I only wish Michael had gotten in there somehow, too, to make it a perfect mess.
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The trouble with being open
Been letting people know what's going on in my life.
er...
been putting What's Going On In My Life on the internet, so people have no excuse not to know about it, and so I don't have to tell people directly.
And I keep alluding to what happened, because it's still relevant if I'm saying, for instance, that I just had the best birthday of my life, made ( Read more... ) -
Enigmatic, much? Pah.
Off to buy pots, pans, dishes, silverware, socks, and other disgustingly domestic things. Getting ready to set up house, again. I really enjoy doing it, apparently, this'll be my fourth/fifthish time making a new home for myself. I'm comfortable moving around a lot, it seems ( Read more... )
