It would appear that the princesses of dogshit are moving out! The curtains are gone, the place looks almost empty, and there is a u-haul in the driveway.

The Baby Jesus does answer prayers.

I can play "scrabble" on Facebook via my phone. Look out world!

Things that suck

1 - They changed the firewalls at work about 3 weeks ago so no work LJ access anymore. I am actually working on joining the modern age and getting a computer in my HOUSE. Until then, Happy Birthday garrison2 - Sitting in a wet spot on the bus and then moving to a dry spot and then getting to work and having a dear friend smell my ass ( Read more... )

I can hardly wait until next Wednesday!

http://www.amazon.com/English-Major-Novel-Jim-Harrison/dp/0802118631/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1222130540&sr=1-1

Because she's all I think of whenever I see Gov Sarah Palin.

Do you want a Xmas card? I got some good boxes this year! Comments are screened so go ahead and gimme your address.

When the burner on your stove is red hot and you turn it off, five minutes later it may not be red, but it will still be hot.

This message has been brought to you by the 4-inch long burn on the palm of my right hand.

My cat has an acupunture appointment on Monday.

Also, I've found some rather amusing Christmas cards and since I have that extra damn day off, I thought I'd take some time to send them. Leave your address if you want one - I'm screening all comments.

1 - Mandatory PTO sucks. I didn't take enough days off during the year and now I'm being forced to take days off in December. So last Monday I didn't work and then I worked 43 hours in 4 days. Basically, they're paying me time and a half for my time off. Silly folks ( Read more... )