Comments | jump_isforkids: There's weird rules among guys, like 'touching a frog means coming of age'

jump_isforkids

There's weird rules among guys, like 'touching a frog means coming of age'

Apr 29, 2009 21:10

I haven't had a job in 6 weeks now.

I haven't read "Jump" in 2, seeing as my wallet is emptier than a tired housewife's smile.

Maybe I should stop reading it.

Maybe.

...

*some time later, Gintoki is standing in front of the castle entrance, holding up a sign that says

WILL SNARK
FOR FOOD

maybe i'm too old for jump, i want my jump, jump, but i love jump

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theysaidiwasmad April 30 2009, 07:29:26 UTC

Are you even trying?

jump_isforkids April 30 2009, 15:33:15 UTC

I worked really hard to make this sign, you know.

theysaidiwasmad April 30 2009, 21:47:27 UTC

That's cardboard.

jump_isforkids May 1 2009, 17:14:27 UTC

I almost died sneaking it from the garbage. That prinny had DEATH written on its face. I escaped with minimal wounds, but I don't think I'll ever be able to sleep peacefully at night again. Those two beady eyes will haunt me until Death mercifully takes me from this mortal coil, and I can finally sleep for eternity with all the Jump to read and parfaits to eat that I could hope for.

Yup...I worked really hard to make this sign. *dramatic gaze into the distance*

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papercranelover April 30 2009, 09:24:19 UTC

Oh my, the economy in this Netherworld is so bad that it has come to this?

How horrible...

jump_isforkids April 30 2009, 15:34:28 UTC

Actually I'm just a lazy bastard, but sure, economy, yeah.

KILL THOSE BANKER BASTARDS! HOW DARE THEY GIVE OUT SO MANY LOANS WITH LOW INTEREST RATES. WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET THANKS TO THE STOCKBROKERS!!

papercranelover April 30 2009, 23:04:11 UTC

I must apologize to say this, however... you are aware that we already are in hell, right?

jump_isforkids May 1 2009, 17:17:27 UTC

It ain't Hell unless I see Nobunaga sitting on a pile of hundreds of bloody corpses. Don't you study history?

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darkmastern April 30 2009, 14:57:55 UTC

Oh! You look so hungry! I think I may have some health snacks with me if you would like some!

jump_isforkids April 30 2009, 15:35:55 UTC

No, you see, when you see a sign like this, that says "Will ___ for food?" That means that I'm looking for a hand-out. Money, kid, money.

But eck whatever gimme the healthy snacks as long as they're not bitter

darkmastern May 2 2009, 19:43:38 UTC

*She starts rummaging around through her stuff*

Oh, well shouldn't you say "For Money" instead of "For Food".

*She procures a small bag of "Dehydrated Dragon Rinds" and hands them to him*

Here you go!

asshatoverlord April 30 2009, 15:01:37 UTC

The hell is a Snark? Some kinda kid's show?

jump_isforkids May 1 2009, 17:19:14 UTC

No! SHUT UP! IDIOT! Pay attention!

I'm snarking, there. See? Now give me food. Or rather, money. That's my ulterior motive.

asshatoverlord May 2 2009, 19:48:55 UTC

Who the hell is gonna give you money for you yellin at em and stuff!?

37thdefender April 30 2009, 15:29:16 UTC

Down on your luck are you? Well.. I say you should join ol Captain Gordon and DEFEND the Earth!! HAHA! Theres Pizza involved!

AND Hot Babes!

jump_isforkids May 1 2009, 17:20:26 UTC

Sorry, I prefer staying unaffiliated.

...How the hell are you going to defend the Earth from this rotting hole?

37thdefender May 2 2009, 19:50:18 UTC

HAHA! As a professional DEFENDER of EARTH! I assure you I can properly defend my home planet from anywhere in the galaxy!