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[junebeansprout]

Wow, lots of posting for me tonight..

Just wanted to say this.

Ever since we brought Dorian home, Keiko, our 3yo Siamese, has been in heat. EVERY FUCKING DAY.

The awful slutwhoretrashyskeezeball
I swear, each time I see her rolling on the floor, rubbing the phone cord or backing that catass up, I want to break her skull.
MEOWWWWWWWWW, the most awful

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[junebeansprout]

grosssss. We had ants eating through our door frame. Killed those bastards. The little lame black ones are infesting our house now though, I'm gonna suck them in with antbgon raid shit in point 2 seconds. BASTARDS. Crawling on my keyboard + mouse + walls + my bowl of stew =(

[sweetsept]

LMFAO! Slutcat XD

Reminds me of Maggie (my pugfaced fluff kitty). She stayed in heat when she lived with me. Had to give her to my mom for a while though cause everybody kept freaking on me about the whole "litter will kill your baby" thing.

Now everytime I go visit my mom, I've noticed that she and my mom's poodle seem to have a thing going on... odd though since the dog is a girl as well... lesbokitty? Curious.

[junebeansprout]

My sister had a gay dog once.
Oddly, the only person he ever tried to mount was me =( Ahh.. shit you should never tell people

[corrinneraquel]

awww poor kitty. You should get her "done" and then you wont have to worry!
Sorry she keeps waking Dorian though. Buuuut if he was that sleepy he wouldnt wake up. Alice can sleep though the hoover, banging about but if she not really sleepy a sneeze wakes her up! pickle!

[junebeansprout]

I just can't afford to have her "done" right now =(
It's not that she woke him but he was THIS close to sleep. He gets bothered when that close to sleep & hears big sounds.

[forloveofbaby]

Ugh.. cats in heat make the WORST sounds ever! I will totally commiserate with you on that... plus I can't imagine that Dorian waking up all the time is healthy for you either =\