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[junkai]

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[lunarworks]

13. Run for every public election in your town and stress the qualifications that you DON’T HAVE

I wanted to run for mayor of my town, as a joke with no intention of winning, because the mayor is a dumb moron popularity queen who's ruining everything good about this place. (Which isn't much, anymore.)

But I'm too lazy.

[technoballerina]

best list ever. i'm printing it out.

thank you for posting it, dear.

[one_line]

that's awesome

[glamourgutter]

so good.

[sleeponneedles]

36. Go to expensive clothing stores and literally douse everything in itching powder
oh i love this one......