What can I say to this? I don't know, all I can do is laugh.

Oh my god, I'm up writing a term paper and I glance down at the sticky note that's taped to my monitor with the list of things I need to do before the end of the semester. The first thing on the list is "get cap and gown!!!" and just now I read it and thought holy shit. I'm graduating in less than a month. From college.

Just now I went on IMDB to see if my hunch was correct that the 10-foot African-American transvestite from 300 (Xerxes) was the drag queen from RENT. When I saw that it was actually Rodrigo Santoro, a.k.a. the exceptionally pretty man from Love Actually, my brain blew a fuse or two.

I have far too much to stress me out this week.

Eating salt and vinegar chips, oddly enough, makes me sweat...through my eyelids. Literally.

Memo to my housemates: You should never, under any circumstances, fry fish in the house. Never. Almost as many times as you should throw grease out the side door onto the path where most of us come in.

Yesterday I went to this 3 hour sorority aerobics-a-thon, for which my friend was acting as one of the instructors. Most of the time it didn't feel that strenuous, so I didn't feel like I needed to stretch afterward. Evidently, that was a mistake. I also went to the NCRB for a while today, so now I am incredibly sore all over my body. I don't ( Read more... )

Would someone please explain to me the concept of rotten cheese?

I can only imagine that people who major in Linguistics or the Philosophy of Language must have nearly herniated with joy when it came time to diagram sentences in middle school. Right now, as I'm sitting here with my PoL textbook (the one that has dying unicorns on it), the thought occurred to me: "Oh, if only all of my English classes before ( Read more... )

I decided to participate in Lent this year, giving up excuses for not going to the gym. For those of you who know me well, this is actually a major sacrifice ( Read more... )