I hope the river does flood tonight and a giant fish washes up on land. Various valley fumes cause the fish to evolve instantly thus enabling it not only to breathe oxygen, but also grow arms, legs, and a penis, get even bigger, and roam the mean streets of the valley eating people. His name is Leroy and he is one insanely badass fish. He mugs old ( Read more... )

I was just flipping through the channels when I heard Jessica Simpson being described as a cultural icon for America ( Read more... )

Sometimes maybe... just maybe the glass is not half full and the glass is not half empty... but the cup is just too goddamn big...

I love how paid members get little thumbs up next to their names and the rest of us get nothing. Nada. Zip ( Read more... )

I was thinking ( Read more... )

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