Christmas was great. I got to spend it with my boo. <3 ( Read more... )

"If I could find you now things would get better ( Read more... )

"Life sucks. And then George Bush is re-elected to cement it ( Read more... )

Right now there are germs having a party in my body ( Read more... )

My brother's room smells like a strange combination of windex and oreos. What the fuck are you up to in there Ricky Jay Jr.??? I'm not so sure I want to know...

Ahh... all comfy in my fadidas, not to be confused with fajitas, a tasty Spanish treat. But fadidas, short for fake adidas, are a lot like real adidas, but with an extra stripe or 2 thrown in the mix. These extra stripes have magical powers.... or are just fluorescent... either or. They seem to disappear and randomly pop back up again. This is done ( Read more... )

I bought the Sims for my Xbox. A very tricky game indeed. Of course, I made myself into a Sim. But, I keep peeing on the kitchen floor and catching the house on fire. Actually as of now, I think I may have died in the bathroom. Right by the toilet. What a way to go. It's just Frank and I. We live in the pleasant town of Bongwater. I'm really ( Read more... )

Frank claims to not read my journal and yet I find it bookmarked on the computer at his house. Very interesting. But I think I figured it out. The computer itself was probably just hijacked by aliens in search of a good literary read here on earth. Surely, they were pointed in the direction of the classic "Green Eggs and Ham" story, but simply ( Read more... )

So I got a job at Bruno's... which is also known as a fiery pit of hell. Yay! It's official... I am now entering hell. I hope I remember to keep my arms and legs inside the car at all times. Otherwise, someone from the deli department may come at me with a butcher knife. Or perhaps lure me over with candy, then run me through the meat slicer. Never ( Read more... )

Fuck you PP&L!
Is electricity too much to ask for?