Tonight I learned the awful truth that if you find an empty cheetos bag in the elevator and wear it as a glove, people will not shake your hand ( Read more... )

Friday night, Angela came to stay with me for the weekend. We went out to eat with Vince at Bucca Di Beppo. Hardcore Itallian restaurant. Great food. Interesting bathrooms. Pictures of fat naked chicks hanging over the toilets. I guess encouragement... a cheer section if you will... for stuff to come back out of your body? And those stupid faucets ( Read more... )

1) Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you ( Read more... )

Monday
Dramatic Structure 10:00am - 12:00am
Narrative Cinema 4:00pm - 7:00pm

Tuesday
First Year Writing 10:00am - 11:20am
History Of Television 2:00pm - 5:00pm

Wednesday
Narrative Cinema 4:00pm - 7:00pm

Thursday
Dramatic Structure 10:00am - 11:50am
Modern American History 4:00pm - 7:00pm

Friday
First Year Writing 10:00am - 11:20amYay! There's ( Read more... )

So August 26 I go to Philadelphia. To live. And get educated. Rad. But in the meantime ( Read more... )

It appears I've been in a livejournal coma for the past five months. Though I did come out of it every now and then to check out my friends page. Also, I've been having an affair. Cheating on lj with both modblog and myspace. A filthy whore, I am. Perhaps, as a result of my slutty ways, my computer has been infected with digital herpes? Perhaps...

This morning I spooned out my own eyes and replaced them with twinkies. I did this so I would never have to see another 500 lb woman in spandex again.

askdjfad. Errr... pardon me... it's hard to type with no eyes. But at least I'll always have a snack handy.

In reference to Michael Jackson dangling babies out of third story windows...

MushroomFactory: they're his kids & he was showin them to the pubic
MushroomFactory: *public*
Xfallinghalox: i think you had it right the first time

Ahh still chuckling over a "Seal's Greatest Hits" commercial. Obvious humor found in the assumption that a Seal hit is great... but also in the belief that there's more than one of them. Number of copies sold? No, no that's unfair. Number of copies sold for intentions other than to smash with a hammer? Hmmm. Well... I bet I have more fingers... on ( Read more... )

I think it's about time to purchase a new tv. The one I have now is an early 90's edition, 13-inch pile of shit. I firmly believe that the maker of said television set, in all actually, did infact, push it out of his or her butt. I always knew that brown stain meant trouble. If only they shat out a better picture. Perhaps one of higher quality. Or ( Read more... )