I don't know why I'm updating, other than the fact that I'm killing time before work. So whats new with me? Not too much, just a few little things is all. Like My wedding is in 5 days. Yep, J.J.is getting hitched. And I have a little one on the way. First we will speak of the stag and doe. Man it was HUGE! I could not believe how many freaking ( Read more... )

Hey fuck sacks. Im updating! I expect a whole shit load of comments like "Oh my god, he's updating!" That is of course, if any of you still check my journal, which you almost certainly don't ( Read more... )

Well people, mine and Goran's website, www.theCOGwheel.net is back, which means I will update here even less, but hey, if you want to know whats going on with me, check out my issues of the week at the COGwheel. Tah

Guess what? Nope.Thats wrong as well. Almost had it there ( Read more... )

Well im updating, and it's 100 percent against my will.Nikki(http://www.livejournal.com/users/geronimonik/) has literally forced me into this update, like the dominatrix that she is. I didn't want to. I really didn't. Seriously, I have nothing to talk about, so why waste your and my time? Why? ( Read more... )

Heres a fake update with me answering a bunch of questions with the song names from the band I chose. Enjoy ( Read more... )

Hi everyone, Im J.J. Newman. You might remember me from such updates as "My God, an Update!" and "Oh my God, why is that squirrel chewing on my testacle!" Im here to bring you another exciting update. By this point I know about half of you have scolled down looking for the testicle squirrel.Well just keep looking, it's there ( Read more... )

Heya, friends and fans alike, J.J. is updating! It's probably best not to get excited, because this is going to likely be a disapointing, and uninformative update.I'm more or less doing it for the hell of it, and not out of any real desire to talk about things ( Read more... )

You know, sometimes you have to make decisions that are really tough, even decisions that you know would hurt you. I made one such decision,but strangely, even though it does hurt, i don't regret it one bit. I feel i did the right thing, and that my decision helped strengthen bonds, rather than loosen. Though a part of me suffers, i feel that all ( Read more... )

Well, where to start with this update. I havent updated in like a week or so, maybe longer, so I do have a few things to share. Well lets start at the name sake of this journal. Last week me and Mike meet up. We ended up meeting on king st., and walked down niagara street for my wheelings and dealings. Then we head back, taking thorald rd, and some ( Read more... )