Hello world I turned eighteen today.


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Oxalic: how are you?
Jusdepommes: Fine, I'm a bit tired after my fourth exam week this year. But I will survive! According to Darwin that is.
Oxalic: thank goodness for darwin's unflagging optimism ( Read more... )

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Yes! Thank God Livejournal's pink theme is gone! My first reaction when I saw it was: What?! The Gay Parade in February?

Five seconds later

Oh it's Valentine's day.

Anyway, I uploaded this amazing film called Kontroll for Oxalic, but she can't download it while it works perfectly fine for me. It might work for one of you guys. There's no such ( Read more... )

Merry Dies Natalis Solis Invicti Christmas.

Our savior:

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Am I the only who noticed that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wears the same clothes all the time? It doesn't matter if he's in Venezuela fangirling over PDVSA with Chávez or giving a speech at the United Nations he always has the same clothes on. Now I wonder, does he stock up on brown jackets and white shirts? Or does he just have one pair of clothes that ( Read more... )

If terrorists are going to blow themselves up anyway why do they bother with all that physical exercise you see in Middle East's funniest home videos those videos?

Well, I guess terrorists are not the most logical people in the world...

It seems that these days every girl on the planet has a side way fringe. I know that they look good on some people, but I don't know what the flattering part is of having hair covering one side of your face all the time so that you can't see a thing. Most of these girls remind me of cyclopes.


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My mother told me today that I have to become a politician.
I said that it would never work out. I'm corrupt enough, but I have a problem with kissing babies.

Ingredients for a fun vacation:

( It is not down in any map; true places never are. ~Herman Melville )