I have an idea... let's make an award show where the same two fucking movies can win the same award over and over like it's a damn surprise... we can call it the Academy Awards. There was a point in the night where I threatened to punch myself in the face if the Aviator or Million Dollar Baby won another award, but then I resentfully took that ( Read more... )

I love it when people laugh at something and then follow their commonly annoying, shitty chuckle with, "that's funny."

Of course it's fucking funny, that's why you laughed! Even if it was a ( Read more... )

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Life is short... fuck school, fuck class, fuck mindless conversation, fuck work, fuck attitudes, you live in this little shallow world, where only what you know is of value. talk to me in a few years, when you realize none of it ever really mattered, where the days you spent sitting outside in the sun watching people pass you by, were some of the ( Read more... )

I don't know about you guys, but that kid on the Welch's grape juice commerical pisses me off. I just want to smoosh the crap out of his face, not only because he can't speak English and he's on a commercial, but because once the camera says cut, you know he's a little brat, asking for lattes and a manicure from Ling Lung Lu. And I'll bet money ( Read more... )

I took a dump yesterday in the MTV studios. It was one of the greatest experiences of my life. I am thankful for the opportunity ( Read more... )

The following is a list of some band names I would like to see (long but true ( Read more... )

And the results are in: According to my studies 99% of guys are fucking idiots. The other one percent is either mentally disabled or in a coma or are part of a non obnoxious gay community ( Read more... )

I got a gift card to pacsun for $68.89 ( Read more... )

Dear Santa ( Read more... )