Life changes fast. And all the things you thought you knew end up being wrong. The way you thought of a person changes. Your values and opinions seem worthless and the things that seemed important are worthless.

Holy shit. What the hell made you think calling me at 3 am was a *good* idea. Unless I'm on fire, don't wake me up. No... I *don't* want to be woken up if *you* are on fire.

John I know you want me to, but I'm so not fucking you in the ass!

Ok so it's been a while assholes ( Read more... )

Every girl who walks the fucking planet is some kinky sex crazed bitch. Granted I'm not exactly complaining but the fact I haven't found a straight girl since I moved here is sort of strange. They are all Bi-sexuals. Which we know don't really exsist anyway. They all want me to be their daddy and get them a pony or piss on them in the shower or for ( Read more... )

So Apperantly this chick I know thought I was cute til I opened my mouth. So here is what happened. She came to me and un-zipped her shirt. I didn't even listen to what she was saying because there were some titties. She taped my mouth shut, put me in a chair and went to fucking town! Normally I would have slapped some bitch who put tape on me, but ( Read more... )

Will some body please explain to me the point of taking a perfectly good word, fucking up it's spelling and then using it in place of the origanal perfectly good word. The only thing that does is confuse and piss off people like me. People who don't give a damn about like clicky groups of internet users. I don't care if you deside you are a Hacker ( Read more... )

Happiness is ( Read more... )

I don't really care what your last boyfriend did to you. I'm here for the sex, nothing more. You want a relationship? You can have one. A purely sexual one. Thats a kind of relationship... got it?

I don't care if you think English is my first fucking language bitch! It ain't! Bad English is!