Do you two actually get together and plot ways to embarrass me? Or does it come naturally?

Luckily, she apparently had a lovely time.

No one saw this coming.

Honestly, you're like children.

I didn't know you had a Livejournal darling. :3 You're such a Renaissance man! ^_^

You could have least pretended you were grateful.

Can be found here.

I do find the Scandanavians relaxing, almost as good as the New Zealanders. Although they're obsessed with the rugby at the moment, no idea why. Dreadful game.

You said that you would help me with this. But you're not. I don't understand why I'm even bothering, really, it's not like he'll appreciate it or even care.

I would have called you to talk about this but you've switched your phone off.

It has been brought to my attention that my behaviour over the past few days may not have been seemly.

I apologise for any offence I may have caused.

Also the cat is fine, she just likes to try and sit on my laptop when I'm working.

Now things have calmed down I can begin participating properly again.

Go away cat, you've been fed.

Due to recent circumstances in the media, I will be operating out of here till further notice.

Thank you for your cooperation.