Lifes too short not too have sex with malaysian midget hookers

[just_an_asshole]

I put ten pieces of gum in my mouth and blew a huge bubble. Then it popped. Then it got in my hair. In my eyebrows. And on my eyelids. When i blink my eyelids stick to the top of my eyes then unstick and fall after a second or two. Yes im dirty deal wid it nukka fools. LOL ROFL LOL LMAO

Comments

[__dancewhore]

I don't think I'd consider Blind Melon emo.

LMFC

Love,

Meg

[just_an_asshole]

Its as emo as it gets for me

life is good

love,

Proffesor kickass

AKA--^_^ m!135 ^_^--

[anonymous]

miles, i think anything you wear is sexy...

[just_an_asshole]

aww tanks

[anonymous]

miles, i am a really good dancer and i am a midget malaysian midget hooker. will you please call me so we can set up a time? life is too short to miss an opportunity to have sex with a 1/4 black, 1/4 canadian, 1/4 bolivian man and 3/16 of hardcore emo listener/ claymation maker/pokemon drawer/ warcraft noob. i almost forget to tell you, fred phelps and michael hockenbarger are my heroes. and yes.... this is your little sister

Blair

PS. Give me my pokemon cards back brother! i know you stole them. You just dont want to admit that you still like pokemon, cuz you will look really gay.

[just_an_asshole]

sorry blair, but seriously you wanna err.. hook up sometime

dont worry guys im kiddinh

who is this really

[anonymous]

Yessss, more heroes! If I find out you're a fag though, Hockenbarger will come and sit on you. Remember, God hates America.

Fred

[anonymous]

that was the most retarded entry ever in the history of livejournal. and your livejournal is gay. get a xanga. like asian people. and the research paper isnt due till 2 weeks is it?

charles