I am not the type of person to have strange fetishes, though I’ve come across a lot of strange individuals - which I would call mere acquaintances - who have a strange fetish of some sort.
From the mundane [guys who are particular about girls having perfectly clean feet] to the extreme [guys who like getting their toes licked and sucked], I’ve met ( Read more... )

When I was younger, I wanted to be a Disney princess ( Read more... )

Sibyl was a beautiful prophet.
Apollo offered to grant her any wish she wanted, if she made love to him. Scooping up a handful of sand, Sibyl asked to live one year for each grain of sand that she held.

Apollo granted her wish.

But Sibyl refused to make love to him.
As punishment, Apollo gave her long life; but not eternal youth. As Sibyl grew older, ( Read more... )

So, everyone's talking abt Obama and Clinton, Obama and Clinton, Obama... and... Clin... ton...

Well, guess what?
I'm Pro-Obama, and that's that [Bros over Hoes!!!].
I have better political things to talk about, like, say...

I HATE FIDEL CASTRO.

In high school, when we were assigned to write a piece on Cuba, I wrote my essay on how and why Fidel Castro ( Read more... )

I first started dating [properly, at least] when I was 13.
I had so-called "boyfriends" before that, in Germany, but I was a real tomboy and it never went past holding hands, even though a lot of my friends were already having sex in basements by then.
No, I started off when I was 13. And it was like an addiction - like a whole new world had opened ( Read more... )

This LJ died for a bit.
And I had been planning on reviving it for about a week now, but never really had anything to say. Or rather, I didn't know where to start.

Since I last wrote, so much has happened.
I found the guy of my dreams.
And then he left on New Year's Day to go to Finland... army stuff... and since then, I've basically been moping around ( Read more... )

If you know me really well, you should know I'm not like most girls.
In fact, I'd go so far as to say I'm nothing like most girls.

I don't take ages to get ready.

I'd choose video games over chick flicks any day.

Angelina Jolie turns me on more than Brad Pitt ever will.
In fact, I'm not even remotely attracted to Brad Pitt.

Bros over Hoes.

I'm more ( Read more... )

Coz I know you've all been secretly waiting for this.

laughter (n) ~ when a smile has an orgasm


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Not meaning to brag or anything, but I'm a video game whore and I'm usually so good at it, I kick everyone's asses.
But no, not last night.

My mind was wandering off..... I totally spaced out that my car was stuck at a wall for a good two minutes before I realized what everyone was laughing at.
Naturally, my strange spacey behavior was simply ( Read more... )

Why, hello again, all!
Guess who I got to meet today? The Black Eyed Peas, yo!


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