When I said, "I hate what I've become"
I lied, I hated who I was.
So when you start to wonder 'bout the pain in my throat,
Don't you ever, no never, ever, speak for someone you don't know.

Would you still talk to me if I named my first child Delgo?

I only want to be famous so I can be interviewed in Japan someday.

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The last twenty seconds of that Radcliffe one is the hardest I've laughed in a week. (Actually, wait. Scratch that: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5YXZ9RtOms&feature=player_embeddedRead more... )

Bored at work as usual, so I was like, "Hm, what is something I could do that other people might want to do?"

So hey guys, let's rank Pixar films, then yell at each other because our opinions are bad and we should feel bad!

( It's harder than it looks, and it looks pretty hard )

I love the Hold Steady. Craig Finn's lyrics are clever, funny, and touching (as showcased in the post below). But man, their fanbase has gotten so douchey since the last time I saw them. It's seriously all stoned dad-rockers desperately clinging to their last taste of cultural relevance and ex-frat boy corporate drones who won't shut up about how ( Read more... )

Cross-posted from Facebook.

( Cut so you can get on with your lives )

The "no stupid videos until my screenplay is done" policy might be a mistake. Because I don't know if you're aware, but HOLY SHIT WRITING A SCREENPLAY TAKES FOREVER AND IT'S HARD ( Read more... )

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I know I'm late to the party here, but...

Sweet, sweet whatever, that Twilight movie is some powerfully awful shit. I was expecting it to be bad but... competently made, I guess? No, instead I get bad and completely incomprehensible. Especially that last half-hour or so, what... what the hell... never mind. I'm preaching to the choir as far as ( Read more... )

I thought about going to the midnight screening of Ghosts of Girlfriends Past last night, just because I've never been alone in a movie theater before.

At least 2011 is already looking like a good year for comedies: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480239/