There are signs everywhere it is said
Though from watching we've chosen instead
To hide in our heads
'Til we've made our beds
The security of living dead

LL Cool J's new song...

I just found out last night the title is Headsprung

and all this time

on the chorus

I thought they were saying 'Everybody get a 8" long'

...I thought they were ordering subs or something.

I ought to thank you.

If it wasn't for people like you, I wouldn't appear quite as smart as I do today.

I'm switching from Nextel back to T-Mobile. Because I was "getting more" before I left T-Mobile. Now I'm just getting screwed.

Almost sold BOWCHIKAWOWOW Saturday. But I didn't. Might've if the guy didn't end up being such a cock jockey. So I told him take his jargon and stfu. I'm 23, not 5 ...and a half!!! Long story ( Read more... )

Perception is interesting.

Alter it for a minute. For five. For an hour.

I got up at 6 this morning and for some reason, I sat there on the edge of the bed in the dark and for just five minutes my thoughts shifted. Almost like my point of view shifted. As if I visually saw a snapshot of my life in that moment and everything played backwards ( Read more... )

Anyone been keeping up with the Olympics this time around? Man, my favorite so far was this guy in archery. OMG!!! He was so awesome.

Okay later.

Hey, I won't be around online for a while probably.

For all who have Aub's or my digits, give us a call if you wanna hang.

You know it was a dull day yesterday when the headline on the front page is for a story arguing whether or not to keep the name "Cooter" for the upcoming festival because "Cooter refers to a part of the female anatomy".

The council had a whole meeting about that.

About cooter.

...this is by far the funniest little "we're not a hick town" town ( Read more... )

This is an ad that was posted this morning on one of the newsgroups I'm a part of:

free hound dog mix for good home. She has all of her shots. She is fully housebroken, and cratetrained. She is very playfull and full of energy. she has outgrown my friends 1 br apartment.

Yeah... I think what they mean is:

free hound dog mix for good home please ( Read more... )

Aub, Lucy, and Rae worked on the garden area at my house's front door. Looks awesome and it's just dirt and the little bushes that were there so far, but dang did they do a killer job makin' it look good. It looks so much bigger and I can't wait to fix it up with some rock and a fountain or something. The yard is filling in nicely too now that ( Read more... )