Right this second, I realize I have never before had a "pounding headache". Before now, I mean. Now - yes ( Read more... )

So I wake up this morning, and saw this apparition floating about 4 feet above my bed. I thought, "Crap! I left the ceiling fan on!" but then it spoke to me like, "Heeeeey youuuus, you ready ( Read more... )

There's a new contender in the fight against the hurricanes.

This man claims he can "take the punch" out of a hurricane before it reaches Florida this time around.

Outsiders say some side effects may occur. Such as gunking up the beautiful coastal line of Florida with massive gobs of green jello.

"Who cares? It's non-toxic!"

This man has ( Read more... )

I started classes again ( Read more... )

Wendy's doesn't make the ¼lb. double stack anymore.

Instead, they suggested I try the Jr. Smokey Cheddarburger.

I said the word that now haunts me - 'okay'.

Do you know what the Jr. Smokey Cheddarburger is?

The Jr. Smokey Cheddarburger is a big fluffy bun, containing something that had the same texture as a burger, but was too thin to tell if ( Read more... )

Here's a song I wrote a while ago. I pulled it up on my computer this morning and finished it because... hmm... just because, I guess ( Read more... )

Next year I want to do regular updates.

Do I do them here, or return to Xanga?

What's to consider ( Read more... )

Bush wins.

You know what this means don't you?...

Eminem > P. Diddy

:o

I couldn't help but notice the irony this morning as I carried a garbage bag full of old kitty litter to the road for trash pick-up. Basically, taking a sack of shit and hitting the road. As this was the last thing I did before going to work this morning, I had a brief day dream about everyone in my office who brings their doodybag to work every ( Read more... )