This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company
Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets
rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors'
choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years
and I ( Read more... )

I just got back from probably one of the best family vacations I've ever had.  My parents, brother, his girlfriend Sarah, Joshua, and I all piled into a van that Dad rented last Friday and took off for Leavenworth.  It was so enchanting there!  There was fresh snow all around and the holiday lights were still aglow all over the town.  Children went ( Read more... )

I am trying, OH HOW I am trying with all my might not to take things personally at work.  I try to remember that a lot of these people are very stressed and rushed and don't mean to be complete assholes to the one person that's trying to help them (with a smile and an up-beat attitude, nonetheless).

But today I just felt like a doormat that had ( Read more... )

Ok, I have two cats.  Their names are Samwise and Pippin.

I named them, not Josh.

Oh Christ.

Most people in my life do not get why they are named Samwise and Pippin.  They say: "Oh how cute, a cat named Pippin!  But why does your other cat have two names?"

I miss you all a lot. 

Ok , so we've all made an appointment with a doctor, hairdresser, dentist, etc... at some point in our lives.  We all have a certain day or time in mind.  We call hoping for the best ( Read more... )

I realize this isn't the appropriate forum for this question, but can someone tell me how to add music to my new myspace page?  Also, I've posted new pics... if anyone is interested.

Thanks everyone! 

 I was driving home today in the rain, and in front of me was a truck with the bumper sticker: "Not all choices are good ( Read more... )

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I got a spam email today that had the subject line: "Your CHRISTIAN prescription drug resource ( Read more... )

Or maybe I'm just really, really sick of my downstairs neighbors.

My downstairs neighbors are a household consisting of one of the trashiest women I've known around these parts (and that's saying a LOT), her teenage son and daughter (that she seemingly does not control or discipline), and their two obnoxious dogs. Truly, truly, truly I have ( Read more... )