01 [video] ★ someone's going to get sued

[justicepuns]

[Apollo wasn't having much luck with the NPCs of New Bark town. Having more or less figured out the communicator, he decides to give it a try. So have a young man with ridiculous antenna hair sliiightly too close to the camera

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[totesaladder]

A lawyer?

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[justicepuns]

That's right. I'm a defense attorney. [He points to the little badge on his lapel]

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[totesaladder]

Wow! Just like Nick! There are so many attorneys here now!

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[justicepuns]

I've only heard of four, including myself. Is that really a lot?

[voice]

[shellderkillder]

[Shelly's mostly just pinged by the word "lawyer". He hasn't seen any lawyers that aren't from back home, so...]

A lawyer? Would you happen to know Mr. Phoenix Wright, by any chance?

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[justicepuns]

I do. Are you a friend of his?

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[shellderkillder]

I am an acquaintance of his.

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[justicepuns]

I see. Why did you ask if I knew him?

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[judge_clueless]

It's good to see another lawyer with improbable hair show up here! Though I must warn you- as far as I know, that dog now belongs to you under the laws of this odd and foreign land.

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[justicepuns]

[Even the judge is here?]

Yes, sir, I've been told as much. I'll be sure to take good care of it.

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[judge_clueless]

That's the spirit! I was worried about it at first, too, but I don't regret getting one of these Pokey-mans myself. Why, I'm not sure WHAT I would do without my Delibeard!

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[justicepuns]

What type of Pokémon is a Delibeard, Your Honor?

[He's kind of hoping it isn't a fire-breathing beard made of deli meats.]

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[profpuzzle]

[Whoa, what's with that hair? Man, that was some wild hair. That probably sticks out way more than his top hat.]

I am sorry to say, but this is no hallucination. I am afraid to say that you are in the same situation as us; trapped in this strange world, unknown as to how or why we are here. It's quite a puzzle really.

...Ah, and I believe that dog belongs to you, sir. Everyone starts with a partner when landing in here. It is no mistake.

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[justicepuns]

[Imagine that hair WITH a top hat]

A puzzle is one way to look at it. I just hope someone figures out how to solve it.

[He looks over at his Growlithe] Everyone gets a partner as protection, right? That's what I've heard.

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[profpuzzle]

[...brb just going to style the Professor's hair like Apollo's and give Apollo a top hat...]

I'm sure we can all solve this puzzle if we think together. After all, every puzzle has an answer.

And yes, everyone does get one. I have one myself, though it is more of a fox than a dog. I believe your partner is called a "Growlithe" and...apparently it breaths fire...

[Yeah...The Professor's fox can do that too, but it's supposed to be based of some myth...a dog though...what the hell Johto?]

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[justicepuns]

[No one will ever be able to tell them apart!]

And every crime leaves evidence. The trouble is finding the evidence and using it to solve the puzzle.

I-I've heard it does. I hope it knows how to control it.

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[justicepuns]

Trucy! Are you alright?

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[justicepuns]

[She seems okay. But she usually does.]

No I haven't thought of-- Is that a crocodile?