Suzie Q. moves in.

( that man darted! )

je roue de coups la transition avec la ( compétence. )

...and Phil, I will drop kick those fucking dogs if they come near me.

( does it have to be a lightbulb? )

Pg. 23 in your white booklet: How to fake like you are a nice and caring person.

....I'm going to stuff you back in your mother's womb and ABORT you.

want a piece of gum?

-sure!

haha! that was trick gum!

-what do you mean?

now you're addicted to heroin!

-hahaha! oohh, I'm so cold.....

If you're having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

( HIT ME! )

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cats think I'm delirious, but I'm so damn ( SERIOUS. )

Sleeping on that couch sucks. My sweatshirt has smelled like cat piss for a week ( Read more... )