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[justinian_89]

Sometimes I think I'm just a spaceship operated by a tiny team of cellular adventurers. I imagine a microscopic Captain Kirk hunkered deep down inside me, commanding his crew of neurons and hormones to boldly go where no human spaceship has gone before. To the bathroom! I hear him announce. And it's a huge production, you know, going to the

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[mrsradcliffe]

Sometimes I think you should friends only your posts. Because you're EFFING insane.

I ♥ you tons. from Moni

[keegan_pan]

hahhaha. after the entry it said "6 comments" and I was like wow what a popular guy, but now I see it's just Jizz-Lock Julian. Hahahah

Oh yeah, that was a really funny idea. THe more I think about it, the more I laugh.

[justinian_89]

I don't think I've laughed as hard as I laughed at the words "Jizz-Lock Julian" in about a year. That is like the funniest thing I've ever heard. Whew.

[ropefiend]

Yeha that is pretty funny. Start calling me Jizz-Lock.

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P.S. It rhymes with "J-Rock" Coincidence?! (No)

[aznpat]

fuck. you guys are awesome. why haven't we hung out all summer?!?