Hey! Yeah you! You remember Duncan and Maya's video from last year's Media Studies class? And Keegan's eyebrow experiment? And..........and, uh....whatever Zach did...? Yeah! So looks like I'm up to bat now! So I have an idea! Here goes:

I don't honestly think this is really all that insightful or profound, but it will certainly satisfy any movie- ( Read more... )

R.I.P.

Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin


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Okay here's something important that you should be aware of:

My family has a houseguest. He'll be here for a while. You'll hear me talk about him and you'll likely see him at some point and I want you to know beforehand so you don't give me that "WTF, Justin" look when I say his name. Okay? Okay.

His name is Alan Gordon. I'll be referring to him as " ( Read more... )

I'm out.

My family is going up to the lake tonight - right now - and we're having a whole bunch of people up there to stay overnight. I don't even know if I'm going to be able to come home on Friday.

All I know is that my parents' plan, such as it is, is to stay tonight and Friday night, and come back Saturday at some point. My plan, on the other ( Read more... )

Tom had myself and Kim and Duncan over to his place last night. This is what happened.

• I watched everyone eat some kind of chicken-bread-meat disaster that Tom made. Apparently it was really good but meat in a pie has always bothered me. Tom don't take offense at that you know I'ma jokin'.
• We watched a movie called The Big Lebowski which had lots ( Read more... )

Sometimes I think I'm just a spaceship operated by a tiny team of cellular adventurers. I imagine a microscopic Captain Kirk hunkered deep down inside me, commanding his crew of neurons and hormones to boldly go where no human spaceship has gone before. To the bathroom! I hear him announce. And it's a huge production, you know, going to the ( Read more... )

I got up this morning and stepped out into the sun. I opened the door of the bunkie and the light burst forth into my eyes. It was coming through the canopy of trees and just lightly touching the ground in big golden beams, and I stepped out and closed my eyes and breathed deeply, just like I had every day I slept there, just like in the movies ( Read more... )

COLOURFUL JESUS CHRIST!

How the shit are you guys living without frequent updates from me? I mean I expected frantic mobs of you to kick my door down in your desperation to know more about me. And I haven't heard a single word. You're all pathetic.

AnyHOO. For those of you who restrained your passion and kept your cool, here's the skinny on current ( Read more... )

On employment. I've been out and about the past couple of days, mostly doing errands. And many of those errands included picking up a bazillion applications for work at various places. I sent an email the other day to Staples Business Depot, and they replied by saying I should go to their "Job Fair", whatever that is.
Then - here's the kicker - I ( Read more... )

Well, the impossible has happened. Yes, there is a fine frost in Satan's playground and the porkers are caressing the clouds.

My hair is straight.Some of you may be wondering how such a thing is possible. Trust Monica to convince me of the pursuit's worth and actually allow her to go near my hair with a straightener. Yep, she had at it for about a ( Read more... )