Some possible explanations for Justin's recent disappearance:• Is busy inventing a new religion that worships the cock. Own heterosexuality posing setbacks ( Read more... )

You know what, Moni? Cannavaro is pretty cool, I have to give you that. But he's nowhere near as cool as this man:

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Above are actual lyrics from that Michael Jackson song Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'. Like seriously, what a psycho ( Read more... )

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Because I'm so wonderfully good at procrastinating, here is the weekend in review:

• The Last Day Of School T'was nice. PVA did indeed say some very nice things about everyone. It was funny watching him trying to come up with nice things for the stupid people. He said I was funny and had a good personality and a skill with languages that ( Read more... )

[Editor's Note: I apologize for the extreme hugeness of this entry. I had to do the day justice, though. I just had to. It's worth a read if you have the time. Free up the calendar ( Read more... )

I went to see Kim's brother's step dance recital. It was really hardcore. I don't think I've ever seen people dance that fast, ever. And there were even old people and tiny people too, who were both very cute in their respective ways ( Read more... )

Not that I wanted to in the first place, but I swear on the bones of Jesus Christ that I will never ingest ketchup again.

Fuck me. I got home, took one bite of food, and fucking died. I feel like shit.

If I didn't love you so much, Kim, I think I might kill you. And you even wonSears was awesome, except for the feeling shitty. But it was still ( Read more... )