Fight to the death

[justinmilo]

I think it's high time I made myself some livejournal friends.

Dear Potential Live Journal Friends: I am ripe and sometimes funny.

For Example:
Person A: Ha! Fool! It has been me all along! How dare you say such hurtful things about me.

Me:Ha ha! And it is I, Warlock Shirkof! Extraordinare. Impersonator of Spaz

Comments

[veganlindsay]

Listen.

Justin.

Do you really think you're fooling anyone?

You mask your lazzzor wit behind this...this...FACADE of mediocrity. Cease and desist, man! Cease and desist.

You are by far in the top three of my Funniest People Who Have Been In My House list.

[justinmilo]

Lazzzor wit! That's right. And I couldn't be happier with top three. Now if I can just make it to the top 5 of your Funniest People/Mammals That Have Been In My Neighborhood Within The Last 2 Years list.

Really, though, I will wear somewhere in the top 3 of Lindsay's FPWHBIMH list as a badge of honor.

[veganlindsay]

Yeah, that is a tough list to get on. You are in the running, though.

But, I will tell you this. The FPWHBIMH badge is WELL within your reach.

WELL within it, Justin.

For Joo.

[veganlindsay]

P.S. I am recomending to you a few of my favorite livejournal compadres.
Journals I thought you might appreciate:

endseptember <--wonderful politics
xlabrysx <--- ridiculously intelligent
iamtheboogieman <---amazing free spirited fucking radical girl
whydontyou <--- some engaging stories about road trips

Re: For Joo.

[justinmilo]

Thanks Lindsay. I've lurked out endseptember and xlabrysx in the past. Good stuff. And I will definitely check out the others.