I would never recommend a Razor cell phone to ANYONE! I had one, but my manly strength broke it.. so yeah, I need phone numbers.

If youre reading this, then theres no reason not to leave me ur number.

N heres mine for those of u who dont know (5167325450)

PS: Go see Borat.

This worked so well with black dicks, I had to do it again.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Justin DeSalvo!

1. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Justin DeSalvo in a day.
2. Justin DeSalvo is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Justin ( Read more... )

What a fucking week..... Fuck the po-po

I'm done with school. WOOOH! Whats next for me? Probably nothing, I'll find a job that relates to my field of study eventually, but for now... I'll push food trucks in Africa a little longer ( Read more... )

11 more weeks of school. Hopefully this will be the last of it.

Hello everyone. I lost my cell phone so I got a new one yesterday. Considering I lost the pervious one I dont have any numbers. So feel free to fill me in on what your number is so that I may add u to my phonebook.
Sank u

I beat up Carstens brother in front of his house last night because he was talking about Yvanna. Good thing Pete is lazy and has no job, so he has no money so he wont come to hang out with everyone, and even if he does? I'd do it again if I had to.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Black Dicks!

1. The liquid inside Black Dicks can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
2. Black Dicks cannot swim.
3. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by Black Dicks!
4. Black Dicks have four noses!
5. About 100 people choke to death on Black Dicks each year!

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