don't do today, what you can put off until tomorrow

nothing says i love you like beer

it's fun, to be alive.

i am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

watch out LJ goat...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

if anyone ever tells you that the like curling please do me a favor and bite either one of they're arms off or better yet go for the genitals because there is no way they have ever watched a full match. the matches last for an elapsed time of over 2 fucking hours. i mean what the fuck, how can anyone enjoy something so uneventful and - well boring ( Read more... )

what do you call bread made by a bison?

a buffa-loaf.

dear lj,
i like the goat.

ok.. what.

corey: do you remember that show "blossom"
me: yeah, people liked it because they weren't afraid to take chances

*also*
i thought up this game called, "pun intended or no pun intended?"
example, a frog zipping up its fly.

from now on i am only going to post quotes that i hear in my everyday life in this here live journal.
i don't believe anyone even reads this anyways. what i should do is switch over to myspace blog, but i don't give a shit, because i like live journal.

yesturday i purchased the sickest car ever, 91 toyota corolla, so ghetto. honeywagon!