Semi-hiatus and Anything Goes Meme

[justwannahave]

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Semi to full hiatus for vacation from the 5th to 16th of December. I apologise in advance for flakiness or a complete absence as the internet situation might be iffy. This affects Cindy, Tiffany Aching and Guy of Gisborne--who may be tagging in at 1 comment a day from a different time zone. You can contact me by PMing the

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[justwannahave]

Look, Guy was the most fail assassin of the 12th century . . .

No, they wouldn't. Tiffany would not get along with Cindy that much. Because blond princess is blond and possibly morally suspect. If she ever found out about Guy's past, she'd just leave it because Camp karma is the same as karma elsewhere. Only more ironic.

Cindy is leery of witches and noblemen like Guy. If she ever found out about his past, the kicking will not stop until he stops twitching. Witches are cryptic and good for things like weapons, not girl talk. If they ever got along, the universe had better watch out.

Guy would be totally out of his depth with Tiffany. And he will be wary of her because she is a witch. And he will not like the fact that Cindy can hand him his ass on her bad day. Also, he fails.

So, no, they will never be roommates.

State of the Borgia in Camp?

[x_autnihil]

state of the borgia

o7

So how fail a counselor will Guy be?

[justwannahave]

Yes, he will fail with the modern day kids due to not understanding their lingo and because one of them is a girl. Cesare, he might be slightly more comfortable with, depending on what they are talking about. He will clam up tigher than a giant clam if Marian gets mentioned. Also, if Cesare starts reminding him of the former Sheriff of Nottingham--read, a magnificent bastard who might be doing it for the lulz--there will be so much dotting.

Cesare' and Nowaki's bad pings?

[x_autnihil]

Nowaki: People being actively mean, bullies... he's got a soft spot for kids and just the underdog in general, so this really rubs him the wrong way. Also people hitting on (or pretending to hit on) his boyfriend. :( Not okay! People who make Hiro uncomfortable in general.

Cesare: Discrimination in general--he reacts strongly to people insulting his mother for being a whore, or his friend for being Jewish. Unlike Nowaki, however, he doesn't have such a red flag for bullying because... he can be a bully himself. References to France or Venice (or various surnames...) also put him a little on edge, but that's more political than anything else.

What are your characters' astrological signs?

[justwannahave]

Ding, ding--"nobody knows"! *holds up the question mark sign*

All my characters have no birth dates. And two of them were not born on Earth. So under completely different stars or something.

Cesare's opinion of Cindy right now?

[x_autnihil]

Cesare rather likes Cindy, really. He's not particularly close to her, and that's fine. She's a good conversationalist, and clearly has a more interesting life than she lets on. He's not thrown one way or the other by the revelation that she's THE Cinderella... It would have been more of a shocker a few months ago. By now he's just writing it up as another interesting example of What Camp Is and storing it away to look at later.

What are your characters worst traits?

[justwannahave]

Cindy never wants to do commitment or long-term relationships. This means that she won't stick around long enough to form relationships most of the time. And she is totally flippant even in the face of danger or death--some people might find this annoying.

Tiffany is not a great people person--and she tends to stumble when it comes to dealing with people when under stress. Also, she can be unnerving without meaning to be--though this is actually a witch trait that came to her quite naturally. Also pride--which she uses to fuel her witchcraft sometimes because witches don't even want to waste their bad points

Guy is guilty of not listening to his instincts, so he makes the worst possible decisions--especially when his temper flares up. A hot temper is another trait that gets him into trouble--though he got slightly better at it recently.

Would Cesare and Nowaki get along under any circumstances?

[x_autnihil]

I headcanon that they've met and spoken, since they both spend a good deal of time in the library and are both rather outgoing. They get along well enough under this sort of surface interaction. They are both polite and have been able to help each other out re finding various books. Cesare's actually canonically very charming--it's just once you get to know him better that you find out how twisted he is.

What's Guy's living space like?

[justwannahave]

That's kinda like a lot of the older people Cindy knows in Camp . . .

Spartan. And he probably had to be talked out of sleeping in a stable. There're probably fletching tools and other stuff under his bed. The bow and sword are mounted on the wall if they're not by his bed.

Would you consider marrying your characters if gender and orientation were not an issue?

[x_autnihil]

... :|a

Nowaki is reallyyyy hot and a good househusband. That. That is really tempting.

On the other hand, Cesare is Cesare and hng I've had a historycrush on him for yearsssss. My main turn offs there would be... well, the syphilis, and the fact that he's kind of a horrible person sob. He's not all bad! But yeah. orz Can I just like... hook up with him (...when he's not a teenager, I mean) and then be jealous of myself forever?

How well do your characters hold their liquor?

[justwannahave]

Uh, yeah, the syphilis would be a big no . . .

Cindy gets drunk annually for Remembrance Day. The rest of the time, she can hold her own for a while or sneakily throw the contents of her glass away. Short princess is small-sized, so her alcohol tolerance is more dependent on her Fable ability to metabolize alcohol than anything else.

Tiffany drinks small cider or small ale at home with just enough alcohol to kill off the germs. I would say that she does not have a terribly high tolerance for alcohol, but she is not the drinking sort anyway.

Guy can probably drink a lot. Headcanon says he went on an epic bender after the end of Season Two, but all that alcohol could not make him forget anything. And again, he comes from a time when people drank more ale and beer than water, so he's probably accustomed to a certain level of alcohol in everything.

Your characters had a one-night stand--what happens next?

[x_autnihil]

Neither would be happy about this... Nowaki would freak out because he'd be cheating on Hiro! D: Ahhhh... spiraling into despair and nuuu what happened why what why why why did he betray the man he loves... orz ;;

Cesare would just... not want to get into any of what happened and they'd probably fight over "what happened?" "I don't want to talk about it." "Did we--" "We are not going to talk about it." And then he'd get vaguely threatening when he realized that Nowaki wanted to confess to Hiro about it.

Yeah, it should just never happen.

What are your characters favorite foods?

[justwannahave]

Poor Nowaki . . .

Cindy likes Thai food and Chinese food--probably rather spicy stuff.

Tiffany is pretty sure she hasn't found her favorite yet, but cheese is amazing and there are so many kinds of them.

Guy had reasonably good venison once and liked it, according to head canon.

Your characters favorite moment in Camp?

[x_autnihil]

Nowaki's is probably when he first realized Hiro was in Camp. ♥ They got camped in their very first thread, if I remember correctly, haha. ♥

Cesare has a couple of good ones I can think of off hand. The one I used last time there was a post that wanted to show a good memory was when he made the explicit overture for Rue to be in his inner circle. That was a really good day in general for him. I also am fond of the first part of this dungeon run I did with him and Shaun. They ended up failing horribly, but they managed to take out the first (and somehow highest lmao) level boss. It was basically "Cesare, what are you--" "Be quiet, Shaun. /KO's boss"

IDK, it was beautiful. :'D He was so smug about it.

How would Guy take being genderswitched?

[justwannahave]

Scream like a girl--oh wait . . .

He would not take it well at all. Because he'd look like the taller version of Isabella. And because he'd be a girl and probably stuck in a dress because camp karma is still karma.

Would Cesare or Nowaki ever get genderswitch?

[x_autnihil]

Someday Cesare will be genderswitched. Someday. Tbh the only real reason it hasn't happened yet is because I need icons for it. But it will happen and he will hate it. :|

So uh. Is Guy literate?