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[justwantsquiet]

"Hi there! You've reached Sookie Stackhouse. Please leave your name and number, and I'll return your call just as soon as I can. Thanks!"

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[not_a_parakeet]

[From here!]

"Okay, I know that our dinners never really worked out all that well. Or any of our coffee dates, for that matter. Or even just hanging out, nine times out of ten. But that doesn't mean I'd go around spreading rumors about you being a lesbian! Honest!"

[justwantsquiet]

[I'm a terrible person and continued this here.]