Voicemail / Disclaimer

[not_a_parakeet]

You've reached the voicemail of Warren Kenneth Worthington III. Apparently, I'm not able to take your call at the moment, but if you leave a message, I'll do my best to get back to you as soon as possible.

If you're calling to tell me that someone's in trouble, tell me where we need to book the portal to, while you're at it.

BEEP!

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Crazy Phone Day!

[vanillajello]

[From here!]

"Look, I know half the school probably knows about my breakup, but that doesn't mean I'm switching to chicks. Especially ones that don't even know my name! So take your dinners and sex shops somewhere else, mmkay?"

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[not_a_parakeet]

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