bill collectors are calling for my ex.
my old boss asked if I could give her my extra work.

I love elimination. I will clean my house while my flush does its thing and have double elimination.

Not looking forward to a week of no food/workbreaks. Looking forward to no snot. No gas.

my ex erased his blog and now I feel like "we" never existed ( Read more... )

I know which way i want to steer my self-propulsion careercar.

I accidently threw down a few instead of one when rewarding Yuki for scratching the cardboard scratcher. And LeMar ate one! And then he was like "I think I'll eat another."

He has never partaken in the treatwhore brigade the other 3 do. Maybe things will be changing 'round here.

I went to Rite Aid today to pick up birth control pills to prevent imaginary sperm from my imaginary boyfriend from getting me pregnant. While I was in line there was a truly Scary Person™ in front of me. He was hunched over, wheezing and wearing rubber gloves. He was fidgeting and struggling to maintain a firm grip of the orange juice he was ( Read more... )

I know he was polite, and did not cross the line with his comments. But I still don't like that my neighbors know my business. At the end of August, I announced to the HOA president's wife that Faris and I are no longer together. I had been avoiding it all summer because I knew she doesn't keep conversation simple. This case was no exception ( Read more... )

my mailbox likes to mix up ways of fucking with me. One day it will do "empty-style" to tease me. It will contain a single postcard for guitar center for my ex-boyfriend. Another day it will be "full-style", and it suspend my disappointment for 10 seconds by having me sort through several layers of things I will recycle before I am allowed to ( Read more... )

I have no joy in my life in any form right now ( Read more... )

I know where he lives now. Fed ex just called trying to deliver a package to him and called me and wanted to know if this address other was correct. I was a jumble of "uhs" and "errs ( Read more... )