Someone posted this in puns today. For some reason it made me laugh so loud I probably woke up my neighbors.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch?
When it's ajar.

( Interviews. )

These are the things I would want to ask myself if I weren't me.

1. What do you miss most about your mother?Her ornery, lively, emotional spirit. Her sense of humor. Her loyalty to me and our family. Her unblanchable curiosity. Her big eyes full of love. I even miss her longwinded, uninterruptable and endlessly tangential stories. Man, I'd give ( Read more... )

Mossaia is giving me things to mull over as I declutter and pack up my shit. Also known as, the interview meme.

1. If you had to be the person to discover one country in history, which country would it be?
I'd like to "discover" most of Germany and hand it over to the Jews so they could chill out about Israel.

2. If you had to work in a factory for ( Read more... )

What is this interview thing? How do I get on board?

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Wow, I don't want to pack so much, I just updated a journal I hadn't touched in three months.

I have no idea why I am so moved by this song.

Maybe I have a sweet tooth for mysteries, but I am fascinated by this case of FBI espionage.I find it particularly compelling that the prosecuting attorney for the government also appears to be of Chinese descent. This story is MADE for a TV movie: there's the "bad" Asian-American woman, who pretends to be an American but is really a spy, and the " ( Read more... )

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halle-fucking-lujah.

The movie "Parenthood" is a LOT less funny when you've just lost a parent.

Even the scene where Dianne Wiest finds the dirty pictures.