"You have your own bathroom you son of bitch.." "Yeah, but I don't have a dad!" Hahahaha. I heart Melissa.
"You're defective!" "Your babies are gonna die!" - Tracey's a ho, just kidding.

It is second hour and I am bored. I don't want to read out loud with a southern accent sixth hour. I will cry. Meanwhile, I am mildli sick which is not fun. I wanna take a nap. Quiero una siesta. Maybe it's a turtlemouse. What's a turtlemouse? Deeper Penetration. Multiple Good Times. Haha. Enjoyable. My sinuses hurt realli bad. Someone heal me. I'm ( Read more... )

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Last night I dreamt that there was this guy in my house. Then I called 911 and we all just kinda hung out upstairs while this dude was downstairs. Then this lady came and she's like oh, that's just my ex, I'll talk to him. Then she didn't come back. So my mom called 911. Then the police came with these HUGE dogs. The guy kicked one of the dogs. So ( Read more... )

Anyone else feel like when you read magazines, and they try to make you feel good about yourself, you feel even worse about yourself? They're all like" hey don't worry about your ugly neck!" and I'm like "oh shit, I have an ugli neck now?!" And all those swimsuit things are like this will make you look not so tall...I'm short...then they're like ( Read more... )

• "Stephanie, that just fell outta your butt!"
• "What if our seats were toilets?"
• "How do thing become charged?"
• "Am I crazi? Or are you just...not...crazy?"
• "What element comes to mind?" "TIRES!"

I don't think this generation has a clue what classic Aerosmith was all about. But they were the template for what I do, as well as plenty of bands that came after Guns n' Roses: Soundgarden, Nirvana, Alice in Chains and Pearl Jam all owed a serious debt to old-school Aerosmith ( Read more... )

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So, I hate coming back to school after spring break. Everione is the same color as me. Jerks. So yeah, I didn't sleep last night, and I'm not that tired, which is good I guess. However I'll probabli be realli tired after school, and I gotta call fricken U of M. Ew they're learning about orbitals in this class. I guess they're not bad in regular ( Read more... )

I'm gonna tell you jerks a secret cuz you're my friends: I am le tired. It's sooooo cold in Kovanis's room, and they wont turn up the heat cuz they think she's a liar. My nose is running it's so cold. =(. I hate school a bunch. I had an enjoyable weekend. Saturday was my dad's birthday. My mommy had a nice dream about him, so thats nice. I however ( Read more... )