Superman is dating Cleopatra as it turns out. I'm not sure about Jimmy Olson and Marilyn Monroe. But I'll get to them later.

I saw Superman with his arm around Cleopatra's shoulders, bracing her from the cold breeze. She wore a satin blue dress, which was covered by a Red Sox jacket. Superman wore a dress jacket with a white button down shirt that ( Read more... )

I leave my house at 7:40am. It used to be 7:30, before that it was 7:15. I ( Read more... )

I haven’t blinked in five minutes ( Read more... )

If someone were to make a list of all the chick- magnet cars, sadly, I am sure my car would not be listed. My car is a 1987 Buick Park Avenue. Liver spot- like rust runs the lines and edges of the car. When it parks for any amount of time, it leaves an oil stain to mark its territory. It’s painted brown, but the paint is peeling in all areas but ( Read more... )

My phone rings, the shrill metallic sound of the ringer almost makes me jump as I walk home from the train station. I was deep in thought and was replaying my job interview in my head. It could be them. I don’t know why they would call now. But you never know. I grab at my cell phone in my pants pocket and hastily answer.

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It snowed at least a foot and a half. School was canceled for the day. At close to 4:30 the ( Read more... )

I have posted a new entry.

This entry is the first section of something bigger. The other sections of this project I am writing I will not be posted.

The reason I am posting this one is because I feel there is something wrong with it.

Any comments you have will be helpful.

Even if you say it sucks.

I welcome that too.

Joe

It's my dinner break ( Read more... )

I wake up at 7 am ( Read more... )

This is a story about vomit ( Read more... )