Dear Diary~ [Page 41 - Jaejoong]
[Page 41 - Jaejoong] Watching Spongebob. Teehee. x3 This is gonna be fun! But I hope my CREATIVE JUICE (read and you'll get it....Maybe xD) doesn't run out with all the fics I'm ninja-ing. Mwahaha! *stabs partially unconscious writer's block demons*
Dear Diary,
So, we met up with EVERYONE this afternoon and I am soooo excited.
This is like a chance to make it up to Yunho for when I…what was it Heechul commented earlier this afternoon when we met up? “Let loose like my mother was on fire in Taco Bell?”
Anyway, the eighteen of us hardly ever get together all at once, perhaps because it’s a tad chaotic. Even the younger ones are with us. Ahhhh. This makes me even more excited. The more men the merrier.
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Ahem. I didn’t want that to sound as bad as it just sounded…
Anyway again, you can imagine that…I gotta add this up again…twenty…three guys all in a giant conference group sorta thing crowded around a playground in the park is pretty crazy weird. Even though Kangin was awfully quiet standing a good distance away from Leeteuk… Is granny giving him the silent treatment?
Our friends are so nice, I don’t think I’ll ever know how to repay them. Leeteuk thought of the idea and conferred with everyone else so we’ll have our apartment back in no time.
I still feel really guilty for ruining the place so Yunho would have to pay for it. I wasn’t thinking at the time (Dang! I need to fix that.) and I just…let loose like my mother was on fire in Taco Bell…
But everyone is going to pitch in to do a bunch of fund raisers that Leeteuk organized. It’s soooooooo nice. Even after Yunho destroyed the TV that apparently Leeteuk and Kangin used to watch porn on.
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Okay, now I can’t get the image of granny and gramps getting it on to a video called Vibrating Violins and G-Strings out of my head. Eeeeeeeehhhhhh.
Yoochun is so off lately, though. I mean, he was never very normal to begin with, but ever since he and Junsu became an item his mind is just…dislodged. I don’t even think he understood why Leeteuk visited us earlier today until we met everyone at the park. He kept throwing my perfectly awesome cookies at Changmin and scribbling like mad in his diary. This kind of behavior is going to bite him where it hurts some day.
Leeteuk had already come up with a whole bunch of ideas for some Dong Bang Fundraisers as he called it. Interesting name. Anyway, we’re going to do a car wash, a cook-off (I can’t wait!), a community play and finally a music festival for all of us and anyone else in the area who wants to participate.
Oh, and it doesn’t end there. It was Heechul’s suggestion that we split up into two groups and compete against each other. He said it will push our drive over the limit and we’ll be much more productive and raise more money. I totally agree. You know, sometimes Heechul is a genius. Sometimes.
But the only thing I don’t like is that I’m not on Yunho’s team. No particular reason I don’t like it. It’s just that he’s so competitive and having him on the same team as me will give us an edge. That’s all. And Junsu is also on their team.
Hello? Me AND Yoochun are together. This means two O blood types are on the same team. How are we going to compete and be able to raise enough money to move back up to the seventh floor and receive the awesome bonus prize Leeteuk promised the winning team? Not to mention Yoochun is going to annoy the sense out of Changmin the whole time.
Hah….here’s how the teams played out:
Team Dong Junior: Me, Yoochun, Changmin, Heechul, Leeteuk, Kibum, Hankyung, Eunhyuk, Donghae (Hey, how did that couple end up on the same team?!??), Key and Jonghyun
Team Super Bang: Yunho, Junsu, Kangin, Ryeowook, Kyuhyun, Sungmin, Siwon, Yesung, Shindong, Minho, Taemin and Onew
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Somehow I feel like Super Bang is the power team. I mean Yunho, Junsu, Minho (powerful little dude), Kangin, Shindong AND Siwon?!?! I admit, I’m pretty fast and my upper body strength is awesome along with Changmin’s who’s been working out A LOT, but…we have Heechul…
He doesn’t like to sweat.
It’s not like we’re running a marathon or anything, but………..
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I just hope he tries his best. He’d certainly try harder knowing his friends are in need and he’s the one that said working in teams would be better….but…I just hope….
Gah. I won’t think about that. I’m excited, excited!
Actually, I think we have the brains on our team. They may have Onew who was…what? Second in his entire school? Or was it first? Well, we’ve got Changmin and Kibum and…okay Heechul is pretty smart when he wants to be. I did just call him a genius earlier…no take backsies… Both teams are smart, but our team is just heaving with exceptionally brainy people.
I can’t wait for the car wash tomorrow~ The team with the most washed cars wins. I think Leeteuk said we’ll be positioned in parking lots across the street from each other in front of Dollar YG and U-Go-Groceries.
Hmmm…I wonder if I can predict who wins this one. Well, of course I want my team to win. Maybe I’ll guess each team’s strengths and weaknesses and see if they play a significant factor tomorrow. Ha. I’ll give myself a small reward later if I guess right.
Hmmm…Super Bang has Yunho and he’s tall, so he can reach the tops of the cars easily. An extra awesome job might grant a lot of tips, which Leeteuk said equals bonus bragging rights for the winning team and extra points to include if it ends up in a tie.
But Dong Junior has…me. My upper body strength is not to be reckoned with. Look at these awesome pectorals and broad shoulders. Yess. Sure, I have a tiny waist, but…the better to hug me with, my dear.
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Minho just walked by and gave me a weird look. Just because I got caught checking myself out and flexing my muscles in the mirror in the hallway…
Junsu says I’m vain, but I don’t think so.
Anyway, I will scrub those cars until sparkles fall from the sky and make each and every car look like a masterpiece. Plus, we have Changmin who’s as tall, if not taller than Yunho. So there.
Darn, I forgot Taemin. He’s so tiny, he’ll be able squeeze into little places like around the tires and under the seats. Darn. Darn, darn, darn.
Ah, but I’m still excited for Team Dong Junior, because we have…
Suspenseful music: Dum, dum, dum-dum, dummmmm, dum, dum……dum, dum…..dumdumdum…
Hey, this actually sounds pretty good in my head. I should go right it down in my music book. One minute, Diary.
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Eunhyuk. Sorry. I don’t even remember why I wrote that. He was just on my mind for some reason. What was I writing about? Let me look up the page.
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Oh! Eunhyuk is our little car washing mouse. He burns so many calories banging Donghae, he’s incredibly skinny, so he’ll be able to do anything Taemin can do.
Okay, so far our teams are even.
But car washing is not all about physical ability. Think about it, Diary. We. Have. To. Market.
We’re going to be right across the street from each other offering the same thing, so we must advertise, which equals CREATIVITY JUICE.
…A good name for my new suspenseful song I’m writing?
Focus, Jaejoong…
Oh, look. Key is working on the recipe I gave him.
Focus, Jaejoong…
Posters!
Awesome posters. We even have more of an awesome factor because we have Kibum, Yoochun and Key the English masters. Yes. Posters…in English. And what’s written will actually make sense.
AND. We totally have JaeChun power. Never underestimate the force of my sixth sense of color coordination and Yoochun’s knowledge of fashionable greatness.
Oh, yes. Taste our Boo to the Yah like it’s Boo to the Jae. Holla.
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This is why Yunho’s knack for destroying TVs is good. I think I’ve been watching too much of it in this place…
Ah, but Team Super Bang has Yesung… Who knows what ideas he’ll come up with to sell their services… I shudder…
Now, if I’m right, what will my reward be? I think I’ll give Yunho a back massage. What? It’s a reward.
Yay, yay.
Stuff to get when Yoona takes me, Yunho and Jonghyun to the store later today
-Awesome juice. Oh, wait. Team Dong Junior already has it. Hehe.
-Big colorful poster boards
-Markers. The big kind.
-A pink headband. So Heechul’s hair won’t get in his face and get wet.
-Cowboy hats. If I find these, I can nix the headband…unless Heechul would prefer it. I should call him…
-Lube. Dang it! Why is that still a habit???
-Silly string. Careful not to get it in the soap.
-Soap. The kind that makes sparkles fall from the sky and onto masterpiece cars.
-A lot of buckets
-And towels
-Eh, we don’t need towels. We can take off our shirts and use those to wash the cars. That’s what I call customer service~
-Sunblock lotion
-Matching sunglasses for everyone
-A rope to tie up Eunhyuk and Donghae’s pants so they don’t go off somewhere and drop them while we’re working
-Lots of orange juice for stamina~
-Kneepads and helmets for Onew, Key, Jonghyun, Taemin, and Minho. Yoona keeps thinking they’ll get hurt (typical mom) but these will make her feel better. They don’t even have to wear them, just walk off with them while she’s watching and then throw them in a ditch somewhere.
-A trash bag for the protective wear so we don’t end up littering in a ditch somewhere.
-Air fresheners shaped like flowers baseballs
-Darn. I don’t think we’ll be able to buy half the things on this list. Yunho is cheap enough as it is. Not to mention we’re broke enough as it is.
Hah…oh well. We’ll see what we can get.
Excited!
I’m especially fired up for the cook off. But I have to wait until next week for that bundle of fun. Hope Yoona will let me borrow some ingredients. Hey, maybe she’ll enter a dish herself.
Gotta get some rest now for the car wash tomorrow. I’ll be sure to dream of cars, friends, Yunho, happiness and home sweet home.
~Boo to the Jae, yo!
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