Dear Diary~ [Page 48 - Yunho]
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Dear Diary,
It sure has been a while.
I almost forgot how much Jaejoong is to handle. Too hot to handle! Hahahahahahaha.
I told that joke to Changmin and he kicked me.
Since when did he get so violent? Kicked me? My shin still hurts. Maybe I should stop taking him with me to the gym when I work out...
Anyway. Jaejoong, Jaejoong.
He spends a lot of time getting ready before we all go out to eat or something.
(Not my idea. Do those guys even realize how thin my wallet is after we finally got our apartment back together? I mean, that kitchen I bought for Jaejoong is flipping fantasmical. Fantasmical comes with a price. We've got a wonderful kitchen and a wonderfuler cook. Why do we need to go out? Stupid Changmin and his insistence that he needs fresh air away from the sex fumes. Pssh. What's he talking about? Me and Jaejoong are discreet. Pssh. This side thought is long. Why did I even use parentheses? Aish.)
I'm the only one patient enough to wait for him while he:
Combs his hair back.
Combs his hair forward.
Combs his hair down.
Throws a comb at Changmin and/or Junsu.
Magically acquires another comb which is now a lovely manly blue color.
Camps out in the closet (which is now walk-in. What? A walk-in closet now? All the closets in the apartment? Awesome! Except the one in the laundry room...no one has touched that place since we moved in...) and stares at things he doesn't want to wear.
Calls up random people and chats about the group date he's supposed to be not getting ready for.
Yoochun is the only other one willing to wait for him. Sometimes. But only because he's either in the same dilemma of a smaller scale or helping Jaejoong find something to wear/primp. Otherwise he usually drapes himself around Junsu on the couch and yells down the hall for Jaejoong to hurry up in all the accents he knows. Junsu's weirdlaughing doesn't make him stop.
Changmin just pouts in a corner.
And so there usually comes a point when they just go on without us and me and Jaejoong have to meet up with them later. But by the time Jaejoong gets ready, the scheduled time for the bus to arrive at the stop is a good forty minutes or so. And therefore....we kill time. Usually with me punishing Jaejoong for making us late. Being patient is rewarding.
Also, Jaejoong is good at cooking. But that's not why he's difficult to handle. He's so good that he doesn't take my constructive criticism very well. He gets sensitive about food.
I'll say too much wasabi and he'll say, "That is the spiciness of my soul. Do you not like my soul???"
I'll say use more curry next time and he'll say, "What's wrong with my rice??!!"
I'll say the seasoning is a little overpowering and he'll say, "You know what? You're overpowering in bed. How do you like that??"
And then three pairs of eyes stare at me and I have to excuse myself from the table.
It's not that the food he makes isn't good. It is. IT. IS. I was just trying to help him become an even better cook. The food is always good the way it is (Except for when he uses too much wasabi. I can never feel my mouth after incidents like that.) but I just want him to be even better. And even 'better' for Jaejoong would be so good it's almost inhuman, right? Inhuman Jaejoong umma. Hmmmmm.
Usually after I piss him off like that, he sulks in front of the TV (He can't pretend to watch it to tune me out anymore because it's still broken. Stupid Changmin. So he just stares at it.) and gives me the silent treatment. If I'm really sweet to him for a while, he's usually cuddling in my lap after about thirty minutes or so.
And then the next meal comes by. And I have to do it again.
I said he was a lot to handle, right? (Too hot!) But I can handle him. After all, he's Jaejoong.
...
You're running out of paper, Diary. I don't want to buy another one of you. Seriously. If Yoochun could see my wallet, he'd quit asking me to loan him cash so he can take Junsu out on dates. He just assumes that my wallet is always fat. Well, it's not anymore. No, wait. It wasn't fat before. At least, I don't think so. Just a normal wallet. But now it's emaciated. I'm too nice.
Why can't he just have a nice quiet date with Junsu at home? That's what me and Jaejoong do. He cooks, while I watch or play with him while he chops vegetables. And then we have a picnic out in that small clearing between the apartment building and the park. It's intimate and fulfilling and cheap.
You know what else is cheap? Soccer. Junsu already has a prized soccer ball. So.......why can't Changmin take THAT and entertain himself for free at the park?? The TV is not a living thing. How can it be dead? Or murdered? Or...what else does he like to hiss at me while giving me the mismatched angry mouth?
(Mismatched eyes = happiness. Mismatched mouth = not happiness. Jaejoong discovered this.)
Oh yeah. YUNHO RAPED. The TV was not YUNHO RAPED. I've never raped anything in my entire life. And what I do to Jaejoong when I'm especially rough while he's just sleeping in the middle of the night and wakes up not quite sure who is touching him in the dark is not YUNHO RAPING. After his mind unfogs, he's usually consensual.
What would Yoochun call it? YUNHO PWNAGE? Whatever. Changmin should find something else to do. Or visit Minho downstairs when he wants to watch the basketball game.
I refuse to pay for a TV repairman at the present time. And I can't get Hankyung to fix it anymore. That boat came, docked at the harbor, left and sank off the coast of Hopeless Island.
A long time ago, I called him up and halfway through the conversation (Darn it! I was THIS close to having a fixed TV for Changmin.) I heard Heechul talking to Hankyung in the background. I don't know what they said but Heechul's laughter scared me. I mean, when he's serious about his laughter, it's intimidating. It's like:
"Keh keh keh keh" or something. All phlegmy and tainted with evil. Imagine hearing that over the phone. It'd be like a horror movie, Diary. Imagine:
Blond babysitter who is not as hot as Jaejoong and is also dumber than Jaejoong answers the phone. "Hiiiii!"
Faceless guy's voice on the phone that sounds like Yoochun when he first wakes up in the morning breathes heavily into the speaker. "I'll find/rape/kill/kidnap/cut/torture you and eat you/sell your parts on eBay/tell your mother all your dirty secrets/find/rape/kill/kidnap/cut your boyfriend next/suck out your soul." More heavy breathing, then, "KEH, KEH, KEH, KEH, KEH...."
Blond babysitter who is not as pure or perfect as Jaejoong gasps and faints in shock.
Isn't that how most horror movies play out? Same plot every time, I tell you.
Anyway, then Hankyung came back and told me he'd only fix our TV for a 'special price.'
Heechul's evil laughter cackled in the distance.
Hankyung wouldn't te
Crap. I just realized that in my horror movie example, I made it seem like Jaejoong is really dumb but the blond babysitter is even dumber. Let's fix that.
Blond babysitter who is not as scorchingly hot and sultry as Jaejoong and is also very dumb while Jaejoong embodies the epitome of intelligence answers the phone. "Hiiiii!"
Better.
Hankyung wouldn't tell me what the 'special price' was, so naturally I assumed it was something like wash Heechul's cat in hot water or clip Kibum's toenails. Or go to the movie theater while Kibum's working the cash register and order enough popcorn to feed a small country and then come back and claim that Heechul's cat complained that there wasn't enough butter. Or take the cat and walk in on Kibum in the shower and just stand there stroking the cat when he sees us and freaks out.
Heechul enjoys teasing him. He also enjoys teasing his cat. He enjoys teasing everyone. Kibum (and the cat) just happens to live with him. And Hankyung is his accomplice. (That poor cat.)
Hey, I just thought about something. I know how Changmin can entertain himself...or get fresh air from the sex fumes, or whatever. Must be Yoochun and Junsu's sex fumes. They're pretty graphic and free-spirited, aren't they? I try not to notice too much by distracting myself with Jaejoong's hair.
He could help with the dance classes I teach at the studio. I'm sure Jihoon hyung wouldn't mind. I'll have to tell him that Changmin is just a volunteer so he won't feel pressured to pay him or something.
He's strange. He tries to seem generous like when he offered us our current apartment, but then he's unbelievably stingy. Like...the rat hole in the demon laundry room closet. He FAILED to tell us about that whole ordeal when he was telling me how great our apartment was for such a great price. Such a darn salesman...
Anyway, Changmin would like it. And if he's helping me teach dance classes, then he'll be too tired to follow me to the gym and he won't kick me so hard again.
My dance classes are awesome. The first few classes on Wednesdays are hip hop for kids. So much fun. Seriously, once you teach a six-year-old how to pop, you've officially lived. There's this one kid about eight years old that reminds me of Junsu.
I can't tell either of them that, though. If I said, "Hey, kid. You remind me of my roommate!" the kid would be all blank and like...not care or something. I mean, why would an eight-year-old care? When I was eight, I wouldn't have cared about my apparent similarity to an older guy I've never met, either.
And then what if the kid actually saw Junsu at the studio after that? What if the kid saw his butt? Traumatizing. The kid would get all confused and be like, "I...I...I look like that???? Mommy help!!"
...That could get weird.
And I can't tell Junsu that an eight-year-old kid strongly resembles him. He'd dolphin squeal at me, have sex with Yoochun, hide my stuffed Bambi, make Changmin hack into my online account so he can impersonate me and challenge other online players to a space battle, lose embarrassingly on purpose, and then have sex with Yoochun. In that order.
He has a complex that I can't quite put my finger on. Or maybe he's just complex. Weird, considering he's Junsu. Simple Junsu with a complex I can't quite put my finger on that makes him a complex individual....
Diary, please ignore the above paragraph.
Oh, yeah. And that kid is a girl. Junsu definitely wouldn't like that.
But they just share...an essence. I don't know. Like a Junsu-essence. It's like a smell in the air around them or something and when you get exposed to it, you start thinking Junsu-like thoughts. Jun-ssence.
Diary, please ignore the above paragraph.
Anyway, then every Tuesday and Thursday is the class for older kids about high school age. They're pretty good. Some of them don't seem to have the drive and passion for dance that you need to be able to really, really pull out that amazing factor, but they're good, nonetheless. No one in that class reminds me of any of my friends... Hmmm. That one dude looks a little like Sungmin from behind...
Ahhhhhh, my Monday, Wednesday, Friday classes... Dance heaven. This is the advanced class and I get to choreograph some awesome stuff and work along with Jihoon hyung. I call him my dancing mentor when he's not looking because he's just that amazing.
I'm thinking of recommending this class to Taemin. He's incredibly young and would look SUPER short compared to everyone else (Knocks out the balance) but he'd be really good. In fact, I think he'd blow most of the regulars in that class completely away. How old is he?? Like eleven??
That's not right... Anyway, I can tell he's talented. Just gotta get Jihoon hyung to agree to a new addition and Yoona to let him add in another extra-curricular to his after school activities.
I wonder which class Changmin would like teaching better. I'm predicting the younger class. Cause then he gets to play the older brother for once in his college life. I'm sure he misses that role since he moved out of his parents' house. His little sisters are cute. Hey! They should join one of my classes.
I don't know why, but I feel like Changmin would get into an argument with somebody in the high school class. He doesn't normally argue with others a whole lot unless your name is Park Yoochun or Kim Junsu under the influence of Park Yoochun but I just have this feeling...
I'm sure he'd like teaching the advanced class, too, but like I said, there's nothing like teaching a six-year-old how to pop.
Jaejoong should come to my classes, too. He's usually working at the same time I am, so it's difficult, but I'm hoping we can work something out soon. He'd explode into happiness if he saw my hip hop for kids class. I wonder how Jaejoong feels about having kids...
Anyway, it sounds like Yoochun and Junsu are having a fight in the piano room. What's wrong with them? They're always so pleasant with each other. I guess I have to go break it up and make them forgive each other.
Remind me to conserve paper in you, Diary.
~Yum Yun
P.S. .........Yoochun. And. Junsu. Were. NOT. Fighting..............
P.P.S. I think I need to take a walk now...... A long, cleansing walk.......
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Dear Diary,
It sure has been a while.
I almost forgot how much Jaejoong is to handle. Too hot to handle! Hahahahahahaha.
I told that joke to Changmin and he kicked me.
Since when did he get so violent? Kicked me? My shin still hurts. Maybe I should stop taking him with me to the gym when I work out...
Anyway. Jaejoong, Jaejoong.
He spends a lot of time getting ready before we all go out to eat or something.
(Not my idea. Do those guys even realize how thin my wallet is after we finally got our apartment back together? I mean, that kitchen I bought for Jaejoong is flipping fantasmical. Fantasmical comes with a price. We've got a wonderful kitchen and a wonderfuler cook. Why do we need to go out? Stupid Changmin and his insistence that he needs fresh air away from the sex fumes. Pssh. What's he talking about? Me and Jaejoong are discreet. Pssh. This side thought is long. Why did I even use parentheses? Aish.)
I'm the only one patient enough to wait for him while he:
Combs his hair back.
Combs his hair forward.
Combs his hair down.
Throws a comb at Changmin and/or Junsu.
Magically acquires another comb which is now a lovely manly blue color.
Camps out in the closet (which is now walk-in. What? A walk-in closet now? All the closets in the apartment? Awesome! Except the one in the laundry room...no one has touched that place since we moved in...) and stares at things he doesn't want to wear.
Calls up random people and chats about the group date he's supposed to be not getting ready for.
Yoochun is the only other one willing to wait for him. Sometimes. But only because he's either in the same dilemma of a smaller scale or helping Jaejoong find something to wear/primp. Otherwise he usually drapes himself around Junsu on the couch and yells down the hall for Jaejoong to hurry up in all the accents he knows. Junsu's weirdlaughing doesn't make him stop.
Changmin just pouts in a corner.
And so there usually comes a point when they just go on without us and me and Jaejoong have to meet up with them later. But by the time Jaejoong gets ready, the scheduled time for the bus to arrive at the stop is a good forty minutes or so. And therefore....we kill time. Usually with me punishing Jaejoong for making us late. Being patient is rewarding.
Also, Jaejoong is good at cooking. But that's not why he's difficult to handle. He's so good that he doesn't take my constructive criticism very well. He gets sensitive about food.
I'll say too much wasabi and he'll say, "That is the spiciness of my soul. Do you not like my soul???"
I'll say use more curry next time and he'll say, "What's wrong with my rice??!!"
I'll say the seasoning is a little overpowering and he'll say, "You know what? You're overpowering in bed. How do you like that??"
And then three pairs of eyes stare at me and I have to excuse myself from the table.
It's not that the food he makes isn't good. It is. IT. IS. I was just trying to help him become an even better cook. The food is always good the way it is (Except for when he uses too much wasabi. I can never feel my mouth after incidents like that.) but I just want him to be even better. And even 'better' for Jaejoong would be so good it's almost inhuman, right? Inhuman Jaejoong umma. Hmmmmm.
Usually after I piss him off like that, he sulks in front of the TV (He can't pretend to watch it to tune me out anymore because it's still broken. Stupid Changmin. So he just stares at it.) and gives me the silent treatment. If I'm really sweet to him for a while, he's usually cuddling in my lap after about thirty minutes or so.
And then the next meal comes by. And I have to do it again.
I said he was a lot to handle, right? (Too hot!) But I can handle him. After all, he's Jaejoong.
...
You're running out of paper, Diary. I don't want to buy another one of you. Seriously. If Yoochun could see my wallet, he'd quit asking me to loan him cash so he can take Junsu out on dates. He just assumes that my wallet is always fat. Well, it's not anymore. No, wait. It wasn't fat before. At least, I don't think so. Just a normal wallet. But now it's emaciated. I'm too nice.
Why can't he just have a nice quiet date with Junsu at home? That's what me and Jaejoong do. He cooks, while I watch or play with him while he chops vegetables. And then we have a picnic out in that small clearing between the apartment building and the park. It's intimate and fulfilling and cheap.
You know what else is cheap? Soccer. Junsu already has a prized soccer ball. So.......why can't Changmin take THAT and entertain himself for free at the park?? The TV is not a living thing. How can it be dead? Or murdered? Or...what else does he like to hiss at me while giving me the mismatched angry mouth?
(Mismatched eyes = happiness. Mismatched mouth = not happiness. Jaejoong discovered this.)
Oh yeah. YUNHO RAPED. The TV was not YUNHO RAPED. I've never raped anything in my entire life. And what I do to Jaejoong when I'm especially rough while he's just sleeping in the middle of the night and wakes up not quite sure who is touching him in the dark is not YUNHO RAPING. After his mind unfogs, he's usually consensual.
What would Yoochun call it? YUNHO PWNAGE? Whatever. Changmin should find something else to do. Or visit Minho downstairs when he wants to watch the basketball game.
I refuse to pay for a TV repairman at the present time. And I can't get Hankyung to fix it anymore. That boat came, docked at the harbor, left and sank off the coast of Hopeless Island.
A long time ago, I called him up and halfway through the conversation (Darn it! I was THIS close to having a fixed TV for Changmin.) I heard Heechul talking to Hankyung in the background. I don't know what they said but Heechul's laughter scared me. I mean, when he's serious about his laughter, it's intimidating. It's like:
"Keh keh keh keh" or something. All phlegmy and tainted with evil. Imagine hearing that over the phone. It'd be like a horror movie, Diary. Imagine:
Blond babysitter who is not as hot as Jaejoong and is also dumber than Jaejoong answers the phone. "Hiiiii!"
Faceless guy's voice on the phone that sounds like Yoochun when he first wakes up in the morning breathes heavily into the speaker. "I'll find/rape/kill/kidnap/cut/torture you and eat you/sell your parts on eBay/tell your mother all your dirty secrets/find/rape/kill/kidnap/cut your boyfriend next/suck out your soul." More heavy breathing, then, "KEH, KEH, KEH, KEH, KEH...."
Blond babysitter who is not as pure or perfect as Jaejoong gasps and faints in shock.
Isn't that how most horror movies play out? Same plot every time, I tell you.
Anyway, then Hankyung came back and told me he'd only fix our TV for a 'special price.'
Heechul's evil laughter cackled in the distance.
Hankyung wouldn't te
Crap. I just realized that in my horror movie example, I made it seem like Jaejoong is really dumb but the blond babysitter is even dumber. Let's fix that.
Blond babysitter who is not as scorchingly hot and sultry as Jaejoong and is also very dumb while Jaejoong embodies the epitome of intelligence answers the phone. "Hiiiii!"
Better.
Hankyung wouldn't tell me what the 'special price' was, so naturally I assumed it was something like wash Heechul's cat in hot water or clip Kibum's toenails. Or go to the movie theater while Kibum's working the cash register and order enough popcorn to feed a small country and then come back and claim that Heechul's cat complained that there wasn't enough butter. Or take the cat and walk in on Kibum in the shower and just stand there stroking the cat when he sees us and freaks out.
Heechul enjoys teasing him. He also enjoys teasing his cat. He enjoys teasing everyone. Kibum (and the cat) just happens to live with him. And Hankyung is his accomplice. (That poor cat.)
Hey, I just thought about something. I know how Changmin can entertain himself...or get fresh air from the sex fumes, or whatever. Must be Yoochun and Junsu's sex fumes. They're pretty graphic and free-spirited, aren't they? I try not to notice too much by distracting myself with Jaejoong's hair.
He could help with the dance classes I teach at the studio. I'm sure Jihoon hyung wouldn't mind. I'll have to tell him that Changmin is just a volunteer so he won't feel pressured to pay him or something.
He's strange. He tries to seem generous like when he offered us our current apartment, but then he's unbelievably stingy. Like...the rat hole in the demon laundry room closet. He FAILED to tell us about that whole ordeal when he was telling me how great our apartment was for such a great price. Such a darn salesman...
Anyway, Changmin would like it. And if he's helping me teach dance classes, then he'll be too tired to follow me to the gym and he won't kick me so hard again.
My dance classes are awesome. The first few classes on Wednesdays are hip hop for kids. So much fun. Seriously, once you teach a six-year-old how to pop, you've officially lived. There's this one kid about eight years old that reminds me of Junsu.
I can't tell either of them that, though. If I said, "Hey, kid. You remind me of my roommate!" the kid would be all blank and like...not care or something. I mean, why would an eight-year-old care? When I was eight, I wouldn't have cared about my apparent similarity to an older guy I've never met, either.
And then what if the kid actually saw Junsu at the studio after that? What if the kid saw his butt? Traumatizing. The kid would get all confused and be like, "I...I...I look like that???? Mommy help!!"
...That could get weird.
And I can't tell Junsu that an eight-year-old kid strongly resembles him. He'd dolphin squeal at me, have sex with Yoochun, hide my stuffed Bambi, make Changmin hack into my online account so he can impersonate me and challenge other online players to a space battle, lose embarrassingly on purpose, and then have sex with Yoochun. In that order.
He has a complex that I can't quite put my finger on. Or maybe he's just complex. Weird, considering he's Junsu. Simple Junsu with a complex I can't quite put my finger on that makes him a complex individual....
Diary, please ignore the above paragraph.
Oh, yeah. And that kid is a girl. Junsu definitely wouldn't like that.
But they just share...an essence. I don't know. Like a Junsu-essence. It's like a smell in the air around them or something and when you get exposed to it, you start thinking Junsu-like thoughts. Jun-ssence.
Diary, please ignore the above paragraph.
Anyway, then every Tuesday and Thursday is the class for older kids about high school age. They're pretty good. Some of them don't seem to have the drive and passion for dance that you need to be able to really, really pull out that amazing factor, but they're good, nonetheless. No one in that class reminds me of any of my friends... Hmmm. That one dude looks a little like Sungmin from behind...
Ahhhhhh, my Monday, Wednesday, Friday classes... Dance heaven. This is the advanced class and I get to choreograph some awesome stuff and work along with Jihoon hyung. I call him my dancing mentor when he's not looking because he's just that amazing.
I'm thinking of recommending this class to Taemin. He's incredibly young and would look SUPER short compared to everyone else (Knocks out the balance) but he'd be really good. In fact, I think he'd blow most of the regulars in that class completely away. How old is he?? Like eleven??
That's not right... Anyway, I can tell he's talented. Just gotta get Jihoon hyung to agree to a new addition and Yoona to let him add in another extra-curricular to his after school activities.
I wonder which class Changmin would like teaching better. I'm predicting the younger class. Cause then he gets to play the older brother for once in his college life. I'm sure he misses that role since he moved out of his parents' house. His little sisters are cute. Hey! They should join one of my classes.
I don't know why, but I feel like Changmin would get into an argument with somebody in the high school class. He doesn't normally argue with others a whole lot unless your name is Park Yoochun or Kim Junsu under the influence of Park Yoochun but I just have this feeling...
I'm sure he'd like teaching the advanced class, too, but like I said, there's nothing like teaching a six-year-old how to pop.
Jaejoong should come to my classes, too. He's usually working at the same time I am, so it's difficult, but I'm hoping we can work something out soon. He'd explode into happiness if he saw my hip hop for kids class. I wonder how Jaejoong feels about having kids...
Anyway, it sounds like Yoochun and Junsu are having a fight in the piano room. What's wrong with them? They're always so pleasant with each other. I guess I have to go break it up and make them forgive each other.
Remind me to conserve paper in you, Diary.
~Yum Yun
P.S. .........Yoochun. And. Junsu. Were. NOT. Fighting..............
P.P.S. I think I need to take a walk now...... A long, cleansing walk.......
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