Dear Diary~ [Page 49 - Junsu]
[Page 49 - Junsu] Junsu's spatulas, nihonjin_tensai. xDD (*cough* All of you who I owe fic requests.....I haven't forgotten! ._. I'm working on them! Dx *runs*)
Dear Diary,
Who's been stealing my pants?
I'm serious. Why is that I'm always the victim? First it was Yoochun grabbing my butt...which I don't mind at all anymore, but still. In the beginning, the whole thing was driving me insane. And then Yoochun freaked me out with his confession of his undying love for me. (Which I am totally okay with now. Yay~) And then Changmin called me ANNOYING. And now...
I'm running out of pants to wear. The ones I'm wearing now have been recycled for the last three and a half days because I'm afraid I'll put these in the laundry and they'll disappear along with the rest of my pants collection and I won't have any bottoms to wear.
I've only got three pairs left...
Despite what Yoochun may say, I would NOT look good in a dress.
I've spent the last few days watching. Everyone.
I thought maybe Yunho was being...well...himself and accidentally taking my jeans out of my closet thinking it was his. Hah.... He would do that... But no. Dude....he would never fit into my jeans.
Yoochun says he probably could fit cause I stretch out my pants in...the back area, so he'd be able to squeeze in the extra room. But it's not true! It's his long legs that won't fit, not his...
Okay, off that topic.
An-
Hey! I do NOT stretch out ANY of my pants. What's he trying to say? I'm fat? I'm not fat. Nor is my butt that big. It's not. Aish. Well, Yoochun's head is big. Ha.
I hope he doesn't see this. He'd give me a kicked puppy dog look if I told him his head is big. Which it's not. Just his forehead.
Ah, he probably wouldn't be able to read it anyway if he did get ahold of you, Diary. He says he's been feeling really dizzy since we never leave the piano room. I'm overwhelming him. Hehe... So we're taking a small break from that room. Hehe...
Anywa-
And another thing! Why does he use me to bug Changmin? I've been trying my hardest to stay out of that kid's way so he doesn't complain about me being ANNOYING anymore. I've even been talking less.
Well...maybe that's because I've just been too out of breath these days to talk much. I think Yoochun may be a little overwhelming for me, too. Hehe... That's why we're taking a short, SHORT break. Hehe...
Like yesterday, Changmin was sitting on the couch staring glaring at the blank TV and I sat on one side of him, out of breath as usual and Yoochun walked in the living room and just sat there for a while. And then when no one expected it, he leaned OVER Changmin and made out with me. Right there. Like practically on top of Changmin.
Changmin ANNOYS me but I love him enough not to EYE RAPE him so blatantly like that. It was like me and Yoochun fondling each other in bed and Changmin was our mattress. It was like when Yoochun pins me to the wall and makes me moan really loud and Changmin was the wallpaper. It was like when Yoochun uses random household objects on me in special ways and Changmin was the household objects.
.....
.........
...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew.
EW. Bad visual. Make it stop! My eyes!
But I personally like when Yoochun uses my electric shaver on me.........Wait...I don't think that was my electric shaver. It had a silver strip around the handle.
......
..........!!!!!!!!!
Poor Changmin.................
Okay, I just threw out the electric shaver. He'll wonder what happened to it, but I won't say a word. He'd kill everyone in the house if he found out. He's been building a lot of muscle lately...
...I hope he hasn't shaved recently...
Anyway-
I want to try out flavored condoms.
No, wait! That's not what I wanted to discuss! My pants, my pants....
Anyway, my pants.
I severely doubt Changmin would get confused and accidentally wear my pants, but he may have hidden them from me out of spite. Spiteful dongsaeng. He should learn to respect his hyung.
I bet he's the one that's been taking my pants. Whenever I turn my back...and leave my jeans on the floor of Yoochun's room...he's there. Whenever I take showers with Yoochun and leave my pants abandoned on the tile floor...he's there. Whenever I'm sleeping in Yoochun's bed and wake up totally pantsless (WTF?!?!? HOW did that even happen!?!??!!).....he's there.
CHANGMIN!!!!!
Now I'm angry!! I KNOW he's the one stealing my pants. Just cause he thinks I talk too much. Bleh. I bet it's cause he doesn't like Junho. I talk to him on the phone the longest.
How DARE he disrespect my womb brother.
Next time I see him, I'll...I'll.....I'll ATTACK LIKE A CHEETAH. An angry PANTSLESS cheetah.
THERE HE IS. Walking into the kitchen. That greedy bastard...
I'll be right back, Diary. I'll try not to get blood on you.
...
Okay......so......
......I don't think it's him stealing my pants.
So, I pounced him like a pantsless cheetah, right? And...okay, he slung me off his back like a sack of potatoes. And then I started throwing spoons at him and he got really annoyed.
And then Jaejoong magically appeared out of thin air, I suspect, because his kitchen-senses were tingling and the minute sounds of stainless steel silverware hitting the floor reached the ears in his heart. Or something.
But then he started yelling at us not to get the good chopsticks dirty. And Changmin was all like they're not chopsticks I was throwing, it was spoons. But then he was totally wrong, because the next thing I was gonna go for was the good chopsticks but I didn't say that.
And then Jaejoong started smacking Changmin in the arm. I was about to inquire (loudly) about the status of my slowly disappearing pants until Changmin turned around and beat the crap out of Jaejoong. It was only one hit, but...man. I still think Jaejoong's eyes went crooked after that. I felt that from across the kitchen. Dude...I bet Yunho and Yunho's mom felt that...Dang..........
Jaejoong looked like he was seeing dumpling-shaped stars which is the only way I can explain why he suddenly started throwing spoons at me.
It wasn't until spatulas started spinning towards my head that I had choke out my accusatory feelings toward Changmin or else I would never live to see my thief.
And then he just looked at me. Spatulas were still flying at my face. (How many spatulas does Jaejoong have???)
And then he said:
"Your pants? Ew. Yoochun's grease has been inside those. Why would I bother touching your diseased pants?"
And then I said:
"..."
And then Jaejoong said:
"Spatulas, attack!"
And so now I'm back in Yoochun's room writing in you, Diary.
I knew it wasn't him. Yeah.....he's too mature to steal my pants out of spite. Yeah...... Actually, he's probably more mature than Jaejoong.
I don't like spatulas.
Anyway, I don't think Jaejoong has been stealing my pants. He takes pride in doing our laundry, so why would he tarnish his good reputation with clothing thievery? It's just not him.
Yoochun.
I'd bet a whole bunch of flavored condoms that Yoochun's the one doing it. He was the butt-snatcher (and still is on occasion) and now it has to be him snatching my pants.
I know I don't often get to wear pants for too long when I'm around him, but this is just extreme. If he just asked, I'll take off my pants for him whenever he wants. He doesn't have to get rid of them to make sure I keep them off. Aish. So impatient sometimes.
Or maybe I just keep losing them in the piano room. Ah...I bet it's my fault somehow.
I wake up in the morning (fully clothed sometimes.)
In Yoochun's bed.
We make out for a while.
We use our mouths for something else.
We eat Jaejoong's breakfast. (Which, after the above activity, ends up tasting kinda funny...)
Yoochun irritates Changmin.
We go to the piano room.
Yoochun writes songs for me.
I sing for Yoochun.
We make out.
We strip.
We stay naked til it gets dark.
We grab whatever clothes we left on the floor. (Usually only about half of what we came into the room with.)
We sneak back to Yoochun's room.
We cuddle.
Yoochun's snores lull me to sleep.
I bet my pants keep getting lost in the muddle of clotheslessness I endure almost every day. I think I'll check every nook and cranny of the piano room and Yoochun's room for my missing pants.
I've been spending so much time in the piano room or Yoochun's room lately I don't even remember what my own room looks like. I think I should just move in with him. Yunho and Jaejoong share a room. Why can't we?
Oh yeah. Cause Yunho is afraid we'll end up like Hyukjae and Donghae and have sex everywhere all the time. Puh. Me and Yoochun aren't like that. We stay in the piano room. Not OUTSIDE where our FRIENDS can see us.
Gross, Hyukjae, just gross. I'm still traumatized. And I've heard Yunho's stories. I shudder....
But me and Yoochun aren't like them. Nope. We only use the piano room. And Yoochun's room. And the shower. And the laundry room that one time. And the hallway sometimes for a quickie. And occasionally the couch when everyone is gone and Yoochun doesn't have to teach piano lessons. And Yoochun wants to try the kitchen one day.
But we're not like Hyukjae and Donghae. We don't do such things in front of others ON PURPOSE. Changmin is just very unfortunate.
He's totally over Jaejoong, but...he should find someone. I feel kinda bad.
Oh! Then we could all go on triple dates! That would be awwweeesome.
Oh! And then Junho could find a man. And then we could all go on the best quadruple dates EVER.
Oh, wait. Junho likes girls.
Whatever. We'd still be awwweeesome with triple dates.
Whoa! He's calling my cell phone right now.
It's like...amazing twin psycho-awesomeness. Since Yoochun is resting from me (Hehe) I guess I'll spend the remainder of the day chatting with Junho. Changmin had BETTER get over it.
Me: DDDUUUUDDDDEEEE.
Junho: DUUUDDDDDDEEEEEEE.
~Half a Kim brother (Jaejoong not included)
Turn the page~ Page 48 - Yunho || Page 50 - Jaejoong
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Yep. Broke meh light hiatus cuz I gots some inspiration. ^_^
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Dear Diary,
Who's been stealing my pants?
I'm serious. Why is that I'm always the victim? First it was Yoochun grabbing my butt...which I don't mind at all anymore, but still. In the beginning, the whole thing was driving me insane. And then Yoochun freaked me out with his confession of his undying love for me. (Which I am totally okay with now. Yay~) And then Changmin called me ANNOYING. And now...
I'm running out of pants to wear. The ones I'm wearing now have been recycled for the last three and a half days because I'm afraid I'll put these in the laundry and they'll disappear along with the rest of my pants collection and I won't have any bottoms to wear.
I've only got three pairs left...
Despite what Yoochun may say, I would NOT look good in a dress.
I've spent the last few days watching. Everyone.
I thought maybe Yunho was being...well...himself and accidentally taking my jeans out of my closet thinking it was his. Hah.... He would do that... But no. Dude....he would never fit into my jeans.
Yoochun says he probably could fit cause I stretch out my pants in...the back area, so he'd be able to squeeze in the extra room. But it's not true! It's his long legs that won't fit, not his...
Okay, off that topic.
An-
Hey! I do NOT stretch out ANY of my pants. What's he trying to say? I'm fat? I'm not fat. Nor is my butt that big. It's not. Aish. Well, Yoochun's head is big. Ha.
I hope he doesn't see this. He'd give me a kicked puppy dog look if I told him his head is big. Which it's not. Just his forehead.
Ah, he probably wouldn't be able to read it anyway if he did get ahold of you, Diary. He says he's been feeling really dizzy since we never leave the piano room. I'm overwhelming him. Hehe... So we're taking a small break from that room. Hehe...
Anywa-
And another thing! Why does he use me to bug Changmin? I've been trying my hardest to stay out of that kid's way so he doesn't complain about me being ANNOYING anymore. I've even been talking less.
Well...maybe that's because I've just been too out of breath these days to talk much. I think Yoochun may be a little overwhelming for me, too. Hehe... That's why we're taking a short, SHORT break. Hehe...
Like yesterday, Changmin was sitting on the couch staring glaring at the blank TV and I sat on one side of him, out of breath as usual and Yoochun walked in the living room and just sat there for a while. And then when no one expected it, he leaned OVER Changmin and made out with me. Right there. Like practically on top of Changmin.
Changmin ANNOYS me but I love him enough not to EYE RAPE him so blatantly like that. It was like me and Yoochun fondling each other in bed and Changmin was our mattress. It was like when Yoochun pins me to the wall and makes me moan really loud and Changmin was the wallpaper. It was like when Yoochun uses random household objects on me in special ways and Changmin was the household objects.
.....
.........
...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew.
EW. Bad visual. Make it stop! My eyes!
But I personally like when Yoochun uses my electric shaver on me.........Wait...I don't think that was my electric shaver. It had a silver strip around the handle.
......
..........!!!!!!!!!
Poor Changmin.................
Okay, I just threw out the electric shaver. He'll wonder what happened to it, but I won't say a word. He'd kill everyone in the house if he found out. He's been building a lot of muscle lately...
...I hope he hasn't shaved recently...
Anyway-
I want to try out flavored condoms.
No, wait! That's not what I wanted to discuss! My pants, my pants....
Anyway, my pants.
I severely doubt Changmin would get confused and accidentally wear my pants, but he may have hidden them from me out of spite. Spiteful dongsaeng. He should learn to respect his hyung.
I bet he's the one that's been taking my pants. Whenever I turn my back...and leave my jeans on the floor of Yoochun's room...he's there. Whenever I take showers with Yoochun and leave my pants abandoned on the tile floor...he's there. Whenever I'm sleeping in Yoochun's bed and wake up totally pantsless (WTF?!?!? HOW did that even happen!?!??!!).....he's there.
CHANGMIN!!!!!
Now I'm angry!! I KNOW he's the one stealing my pants. Just cause he thinks I talk too much. Bleh. I bet it's cause he doesn't like Junho. I talk to him on the phone the longest.
How DARE he disrespect my womb brother.
Next time I see him, I'll...I'll.....I'll ATTACK LIKE A CHEETAH. An angry PANTSLESS cheetah.
THERE HE IS. Walking into the kitchen. That greedy bastard...
I'll be right back, Diary. I'll try not to get blood on you.
...
Okay......so......
......I don't think it's him stealing my pants.
So, I pounced him like a pantsless cheetah, right? And...okay, he slung me off his back like a sack of potatoes. And then I started throwing spoons at him and he got really annoyed.
And then Jaejoong magically appeared out of thin air, I suspect, because his kitchen-senses were tingling and the minute sounds of stainless steel silverware hitting the floor reached the ears in his heart. Or something.
But then he started yelling at us not to get the good chopsticks dirty. And Changmin was all like they're not chopsticks I was throwing, it was spoons. But then he was totally wrong, because the next thing I was gonna go for was the good chopsticks but I didn't say that.
And then Jaejoong started smacking Changmin in the arm. I was about to inquire (loudly) about the status of my slowly disappearing pants until Changmin turned around and beat the crap out of Jaejoong. It was only one hit, but...man. I still think Jaejoong's eyes went crooked after that. I felt that from across the kitchen. Dude...I bet Yunho and Yunho's mom felt that...Dang..........
Jaejoong looked like he was seeing dumpling-shaped stars which is the only way I can explain why he suddenly started throwing spoons at me.
It wasn't until spatulas started spinning towards my head that I had choke out my accusatory feelings toward Changmin or else I would never live to see my thief.
And then he just looked at me. Spatulas were still flying at my face. (How many spatulas does Jaejoong have???)
And then he said:
"Your pants? Ew. Yoochun's grease has been inside those. Why would I bother touching your diseased pants?"
And then I said:
"..."
And then Jaejoong said:
"Spatulas, attack!"
And so now I'm back in Yoochun's room writing in you, Diary.
I knew it wasn't him. Yeah.....he's too mature to steal my pants out of spite. Yeah...... Actually, he's probably more mature than Jaejoong.
I don't like spatulas.
Anyway, I don't think Jaejoong has been stealing my pants. He takes pride in doing our laundry, so why would he tarnish his good reputation with clothing thievery? It's just not him.
Yoochun.
I'd bet a whole bunch of flavored condoms that Yoochun's the one doing it. He was the butt-snatcher (and still is on occasion) and now it has to be him snatching my pants.
I know I don't often get to wear pants for too long when I'm around him, but this is just extreme. If he just asked, I'll take off my pants for him whenever he wants. He doesn't have to get rid of them to make sure I keep them off. Aish. So impatient sometimes.
Or maybe I just keep losing them in the piano room. Ah...I bet it's my fault somehow.
I wake up in the morning (fully clothed sometimes.)
In Yoochun's bed.
We make out for a while.
We use our mouths for something else.
We eat Jaejoong's breakfast. (Which, after the above activity, ends up tasting kinda funny...)
Yoochun irritates Changmin.
We go to the piano room.
Yoochun writes songs for me.
I sing for Yoochun.
We make out.
We strip.
We stay naked til it gets dark.
We grab whatever clothes we left on the floor. (Usually only about half of what we came into the room with.)
We sneak back to Yoochun's room.
We cuddle.
Yoochun's snores lull me to sleep.
I bet my pants keep getting lost in the muddle of clotheslessness I endure almost every day. I think I'll check every nook and cranny of the piano room and Yoochun's room for my missing pants.
I've been spending so much time in the piano room or Yoochun's room lately I don't even remember what my own room looks like. I think I should just move in with him. Yunho and Jaejoong share a room. Why can't we?
Oh yeah. Cause Yunho is afraid we'll end up like Hyukjae and Donghae and have sex everywhere all the time. Puh. Me and Yoochun aren't like that. We stay in the piano room. Not OUTSIDE where our FRIENDS can see us.
Gross, Hyukjae, just gross. I'm still traumatized. And I've heard Yunho's stories. I shudder....
But me and Yoochun aren't like them. Nope. We only use the piano room. And Yoochun's room. And the shower. And the laundry room that one time. And the hallway sometimes for a quickie. And occasionally the couch when everyone is gone and Yoochun doesn't have to teach piano lessons. And Yoochun wants to try the kitchen one day.
But we're not like Hyukjae and Donghae. We don't do such things in front of others ON PURPOSE. Changmin is just very unfortunate.
He's totally over Jaejoong, but...he should find someone. I feel kinda bad.
Oh! Then we could all go on triple dates! That would be awwweeesome.
Oh! And then Junho could find a man. And then we could all go on the best quadruple dates EVER.
Oh, wait. Junho likes girls.
Whatever. We'd still be awwweeesome with triple dates.
Whoa! He's calling my cell phone right now.
It's like...amazing twin psycho-awesomeness. Since Yoochun is resting from me (Hehe) I guess I'll spend the remainder of the day chatting with Junho. Changmin had BETTER get over it.
Me: DDDUUUUDDDDEEEE.
Junho: DUUUDDDDDDEEEEEEE.
~Half a Kim brother (Jaejoong not included)
Turn the page~ Page 48 - Yunho || Page 50 - Jaejoong
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Yep. Broke meh light hiatus cuz I gots some inspiration. ^_^
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