Dear Diary~ [Page 50 - Jaejoong]
[Page 50 - Jaejoong] Depressed again. Jaejoong's entry cheered me up. ^_^ Warning: Jae gets a tad bit pg-13...
Dear Diary,
Mission Min.
Why have I decided to dedicate the rest of my life to this mission? Diary, this is a rather probing question.
I'll be blunt. Changmin accidentally had sex with Yoochun, Junsu, Yunho and me.
....
Wait. That's not it. I meant...Changmin sorta had sex between Yoochun and Junsu and Yunho and me.
...
That's a bit worse. At first Yoochun and Junsu raped him and then me and Yunho kind of fell into him after that.
...
No.... Changmin...um...was inserted inside-
No. No.
I gave Yunho a phone boner and so Changmin had to...
...
Eeeeeehhhh...
Changmin got an extensive and very thorough sex lesson from...
....
It wasn't an intended orgy, but...
......
Yesterday, Changmin unintentionally became uke-fied.
...What does that even mean??
Hey, being uke is fun. It's more fun to be punished than to be the punisher. Although Yunho seems to like being seme pretty well.
Okay, not the point.
...I wonder what it's like to be seme, actually...
No! Focus.
Changmin was EYE RAPED and then had ear sex with...
Gah!
How do I say this?
Okay, I'll just tell the story.
Changmin was eating a sandwich.
Normal, right?
Wrong.
It wasn't a sandwich I made. Junsu made it.
Anyway, Changmin was eating a Junsu sandwich. Which was not made by me. In which case it would be called an Awesome Sandwich.
And he was just sitting in the living room, right? I'm told he was. I dunno. I was at work at the time and this is just a compilation of everyone's stories. Mostly from Yoochun's point of view, but he's a reliable source.
Am I always at work when all the good things happen? Well, actually...probably not.
He was supposed to be at the university. Learning and stuff. But his classes got cancelled for whatever reason. So he was just sitting at home. Eating a Junsu sandwich in the living room and staring at the TV which he has come accustomed to doing when he's depressed.
...I probably should've realized he was heading into spiraling depression before this happened, but...hey. Better late than never, right? Hah...poor Min...
Anyway again, he was eating a sandwich when Junsu and Yoochun came in.
...Heh. That was a nice way to put it. They 'CAME' in. I always knew I was creative.
Well, so anyway, those two rolled into the living room stark naked and humping like bunnies and Changmin was a bit surprised.
'A bit surprised' just might be an understatement. I went around the household and asked everyone their perspective of the victim's reaction and here are the results:
Junsu: "He turned white and I thought he died. Poor kid. I guess I should've helped him, but...I was a bit distracted at the time...I wasn't wearing pants at the time so I wasn't concerned about him stealing them..."
Yoochun: "Dude, he looked like someone stole the sandwich he was eating. And then had hot dolphin sex with it. PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Yunho (Who wasn't actually in the room, but thought he heard something from the bathroom): "...I dunno. I thought those two were fighting again so I stayed out of it..."
Changmin: *twitch twitch* (He was still 'a bit too surprised' to comment when I interviewed him about the incident.)
I don't know anything about Junsu's disappearing pants, but I'm not letting him borrow any more of mine. He stretches out the back.
And so after his initial reaction of the public roommate porn, he ran away. I hear he had to jump over their bodies, but then tripped over someone's arm and landed on top of them, spazzed for a bit more and then crawled into the hallway, but he eventually got that crap out of there.
Yunho says he must have tried to lock himself in the bathroom, cause he heard the doorknob jiggling like mad. But of course, Changmin couldn't get in because Yunho was in there, so he ran to his own room.
Ahhh. I'm sorry to say that I was slightly indirectly, personally involved with the next part...
I assume Changmin ran into his room, hid under the sheets and cried like a baby. Or threw up in his mouth. Either option seems logical. But he is unfortunate enough to have a bedroom position right between the bathroom and the living room. So...
He heard all of Yoochun and Junsu's activities through the door. Yeah.
And Yunho was in the bathroom...
Okay, I was bored at the restaurant I work at, so I locked myself in the employee bathroom and called Yunho for some...fun.
Yunho was holed up in the bathroom and I asked him questions over the phone like, "What are you wearing?" and "What color are your boxers?" and "Can you feel my hot breath on your shaft?" and "Are you imagining my beautiful fingers wrapped around your manliness?" and "Where do you want me to bite?"
And he asked me questions like, "What are you wearing?" and "What color are your boxers?" and "You want it slow and lazy or hard and fast?" and "Or do you want it lazy and fast or slow and hard?" and "Or perhaps you'd like it slow and fast or rather lazy and hard? It's your choice, Jae. I'm happy with anything."
Hah....What was I talking about? I probably shouldn't have written all that...I feel really...horny...I...I need to......
Hold...hold on, Diary..............
...
Ahhh. That feels better....
Anyway. Yunho was a little busy in the bathroom. And apparently he was making some...noises...which disturbed Changmin who was suffering the sexual beatings of me andYunho's fun and Yoochun and Junsu's special excursion in the living room through the apparently thin walls of our apartment.
So because hiding in his room was proving to be quite ineffective, Changmin ran to the forbidden laundry room. Not the laundry room closet, mind you. Aish. That would just be suicide.
But he ran to the laundry room, turned on the washing machine without any clothes in there to speak of and cried. When Yunho finished...um...entertaining me on the phone, he went in there and found Changmin balling on the floor.
...Hah... Poor, poor kid. He finally went crazy.
And all this time I thought me and Yunho were being super secret about our activities. Guess not...
And so later that evening, when I got home, Yunho made up a new house rule:
"The roommates of apartment number 703 are no longer permitted to fornicate amongst themselves or with others either privately or publicly within 1,000 meters of the Rain Towers Apartment Complex until further notice."
We all had to sign it.
It was an official document. Yunho used his dad's office to print it and then had his mom finalize the legalityness of it or something like that.
And then he framed it.
And then he hung it on the wall in the living room over the broken TV so that no one will forget it.
And thus I have henceforth dedicated my life to Mission Min:
Find Changmin a partner that he may fornicate with so that Yunho won't feel so bad about such incidents ever again.
I know he'd take that document down if Changmin got a boyfriend.
Waah, this makes me think back to when we were together. What was it, more...experimenting? I don't know, but I'd feel pretty weird being the one to fornicate with him just to get that document taken down. He's now my son for life~ And I don't think Yunho would go along with that plan...or Kangin...
But until Changmin gets officially stripped of his innocence, it's going to be pretty darn hard for me to get punished outside the safety of this apartment. We can't spend a lot of money on hotel rooms because Yunho keeps complaining that he's broke. Pfft. Whatever. He's always been rich, right?
Mission #1 of Mission Min:
...I don't know. I think I'll just do what feels right. That's how I usually live my life~
Maybe I'll steal his diary. I've always wanted to do that. But with those growing muscles of his....I'll have to be very....very......very.....very.........very...............very...................very......................................................very careful.
My eyes still feel crooked from the last time we played one touch...
~Agent JJ
Turn the page~ Page 49 - Junsu || Page 51 - Yunho
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Dear Diary,
Mission Min.
Why have I decided to dedicate the rest of my life to this mission? Diary, this is a rather probing question.
I'll be blunt. Changmin accidentally had sex with Yoochun, Junsu, Yunho and me.
....
Wait. That's not it. I meant...Changmin sorta had sex between Yoochun and Junsu and Yunho and me.
...
That's a bit worse. At first Yoochun and Junsu raped him and then me and Yunho kind of fell into him after that.
...
No.... Changmin...um...was inserted inside-
No. No.
I gave Yunho a phone boner and so Changmin had to...
...
Eeeeeehhhh...
Changmin got an extensive and very thorough sex lesson from...
....
It wasn't an intended orgy, but...
......
Yesterday, Changmin unintentionally became uke-fied.
...What does that even mean??
Hey, being uke is fun. It's more fun to be punished than to be the punisher. Although Yunho seems to like being seme pretty well.
Okay, not the point.
...I wonder what it's like to be seme, actually...
No! Focus.
Changmin was EYE RAPED and then had ear sex with...
Gah!
How do I say this?
Okay, I'll just tell the story.
Changmin was eating a sandwich.
Normal, right?
Wrong.
It wasn't a sandwich I made. Junsu made it.
Anyway, Changmin was eating a Junsu sandwich. Which was not made by me. In which case it would be called an Awesome Sandwich.
And he was just sitting in the living room, right? I'm told he was. I dunno. I was at work at the time and this is just a compilation of everyone's stories. Mostly from Yoochun's point of view, but he's a reliable source.
Am I always at work when all the good things happen? Well, actually...probably not.
He was supposed to be at the university. Learning and stuff. But his classes got cancelled for whatever reason. So he was just sitting at home. Eating a Junsu sandwich in the living room and staring at the TV which he has come accustomed to doing when he's depressed.
...I probably should've realized he was heading into spiraling depression before this happened, but...hey. Better late than never, right? Hah...poor Min...
Anyway again, he was eating a sandwich when Junsu and Yoochun came in.
...Heh. That was a nice way to put it. They 'CAME' in. I always knew I was creative.
Well, so anyway, those two rolled into the living room stark naked and humping like bunnies and Changmin was a bit surprised.
'A bit surprised' just might be an understatement. I went around the household and asked everyone their perspective of the victim's reaction and here are the results:
Junsu: "He turned white and I thought he died. Poor kid. I guess I should've helped him, but...I was a bit distracted at the time...I wasn't wearing pants at the time so I wasn't concerned about him stealing them..."
Yoochun: "Dude, he looked like someone stole the sandwich he was eating. And then had hot dolphin sex with it. PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Yunho (Who wasn't actually in the room, but thought he heard something from the bathroom): "...I dunno. I thought those two were fighting again so I stayed out of it..."
Changmin: *twitch twitch* (He was still 'a bit too surprised' to comment when I interviewed him about the incident.)
I don't know anything about Junsu's disappearing pants, but I'm not letting him borrow any more of mine. He stretches out the back.
And so after his initial reaction of the public roommate porn, he ran away. I hear he had to jump over their bodies, but then tripped over someone's arm and landed on top of them, spazzed for a bit more and then crawled into the hallway, but he eventually got that crap out of there.
Yunho says he must have tried to lock himself in the bathroom, cause he heard the doorknob jiggling like mad. But of course, Changmin couldn't get in because Yunho was in there, so he ran to his own room.
Ahhh. I'm sorry to say that I was slightly indirectly, personally involved with the next part...
I assume Changmin ran into his room, hid under the sheets and cried like a baby. Or threw up in his mouth. Either option seems logical. But he is unfortunate enough to have a bedroom position right between the bathroom and the living room. So...
He heard all of Yoochun and Junsu's activities through the door. Yeah.
And Yunho was in the bathroom...
Okay, I was bored at the restaurant I work at, so I locked myself in the employee bathroom and called Yunho for some...fun.
Yunho was holed up in the bathroom and I asked him questions over the phone like, "What are you wearing?" and "What color are your boxers?" and "Can you feel my hot breath on your shaft?" and "Are you imagining my beautiful fingers wrapped around your manliness?" and "Where do you want me to bite?"
And he asked me questions like, "What are you wearing?" and "What color are your boxers?" and "You want it slow and lazy or hard and fast?" and "Or do you want it lazy and fast or slow and hard?" and "Or perhaps you'd like it slow and fast or rather lazy and hard? It's your choice, Jae. I'm happy with anything."
Hah....What was I talking about? I probably shouldn't have written all that...I feel really...horny...I...I need to......
Hold...hold on, Diary..............
...
Ahhh. That feels better....
Anyway. Yunho was a little busy in the bathroom. And apparently he was making some...noises...which disturbed Changmin who was suffering the sexual beatings of me andYunho's fun and Yoochun and Junsu's special excursion in the living room through the apparently thin walls of our apartment.
So because hiding in his room was proving to be quite ineffective, Changmin ran to the forbidden laundry room. Not the laundry room closet, mind you. Aish. That would just be suicide.
But he ran to the laundry room, turned on the washing machine without any clothes in there to speak of and cried. When Yunho finished...um...entertaining me on the phone, he went in there and found Changmin balling on the floor.
...Hah... Poor, poor kid. He finally went crazy.
And all this time I thought me and Yunho were being super secret about our activities. Guess not...
And so later that evening, when I got home, Yunho made up a new house rule:
"The roommates of apartment number 703 are no longer permitted to fornicate amongst themselves or with others either privately or publicly within 1,000 meters of the Rain Towers Apartment Complex until further notice."
We all had to sign it.
It was an official document. Yunho used his dad's office to print it and then had his mom finalize the legalityness of it or something like that.
And then he framed it.
And then he hung it on the wall in the living room over the broken TV so that no one will forget it.
And thus I have henceforth dedicated my life to Mission Min:
Find Changmin a partner that he may fornicate with so that Yunho won't feel so bad about such incidents ever again.
I know he'd take that document down if Changmin got a boyfriend.
Waah, this makes me think back to when we were together. What was it, more...experimenting? I don't know, but I'd feel pretty weird being the one to fornicate with him just to get that document taken down. He's now my son for life~ And I don't think Yunho would go along with that plan...or Kangin...
But until Changmin gets officially stripped of his innocence, it's going to be pretty darn hard for me to get punished outside the safety of this apartment. We can't spend a lot of money on hotel rooms because Yunho keeps complaining that he's broke. Pfft. Whatever. He's always been rich, right?
Mission #1 of Mission Min:
...I don't know. I think I'll just do what feels right. That's how I usually live my life~
Maybe I'll steal his diary. I've always wanted to do that. But with those growing muscles of his....I'll have to be very....very......very.....very.........very...............very...................very......................................................very careful.
My eyes still feel crooked from the last time we played one touch...
~Agent JJ
Turn the page~ Page 49 - Junsu || Page 51 - Yunho
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