Hookups and Emoticons [27]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [27/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
Previous Chapters
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Chapter 27: Fate and Impulsive Shopping
December 1, Monday, 5:15PM
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Happy December, everybody! :D
***Chunderful has signed in
SUnny: OMO! 8D He's coming, too, isn't he? You invited him, right?? Right??????
Chunderful: Well, happy December to you, too.
SUnny: I don't have time to greet CHU! D8< I need GOSSIP!
Chunderful: Hmph. The least you could do is say hi to your bestestest friend. Hmph.
SUnny: RAWR!!! *chomps your hand*
Chunderful: Now, that's not hospitable at all. How am I supposed to wave at my beloved Su now??
SUnny: DID YOU INVITE HIM TO CHAT OR NOT!??!???!!
Chunderful: I dunno. Can you greet me properly or not?
SUnny: GYAAAAAAAAH!!!
***Jaesicle has signed in
SUnny: *brutally strangles your stringy little neck til you choke on your own blood*
Jaesicle: Omo!
SUnny: o.o
Chunderful: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Jaesicle: I never expected such....such violence from you!!
Jaesicle: Okay, I did.....
SUnny: o.o"
Jaesicle: But is that any way to greet a friend?? Or even an enemy for that matter! >:|
SUnny: NOOES! T.T Not chu! I meant Chun :D
Jaesicle: Do you always display such violence to my Chunnie??
SUnny: Yes! :D
Jaesicle: Omo!
Chunderful: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaesicle: *sigh*
SUnny: o.o"
Jaesicle: I still <3 chu, baby
SUnny: :'D Yay!
Jaesicle: Aigoo! Why are all my friends so useless??
Chunderful: I'm not useless~
Jaesicle: I beg to differ, sweety <3
SUnny: HA! >D
Jaesicle: *sigh* At least you guys aren't literally strangling each other to death like those other idiots I call my friends
Chunderful: Eh?
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: OMG. You mean SiHanChul???? >:D
Jaesicle: Um, I think so. You're talking about Siwon, Hankyung and Heechul, right?
SUnny: YESH! 8D OMGOSSIP!
Chunderful: Once again. Ehh??
SUnny: I heard they went to get frozen yogurt somewhere. Then Siwon ordered something with strawberries. Then Hankyung took off his shirt. Then SiHan ended up fighting in the middle of the restaurant while Heechul stood there with a half melted yogurt cup and cried. AWESOME! :D
Jaesicle: Not awesome! Not very awesome at all.
SUnny: YES awesome! :D Frozen awesome!!
Chunderful: Frozen awesome???
SUnny Yeah! :DD
Chunderful: .....WHY did Hankyung take off his shirt??? And what the fuck does Siwon ordering strawberries have anything to do with the story????
Jaesicle: *sigh* No one will understand my woes and sorrows~
Chunderful: No one will understand my CONFUSION
Jaesicle: Chunnie~ T.T
Chunderful: *sigh* Tell me about your woes and sorrows, Jae
SUnny: Woes and gossip! :D
Chunderful: *ducktapes Junsu's mouth*
SUnny: Mmmmfffmffmmmmmmmmfff!! >8x
Jaesicle: Ahhhhh. Heechul is so shaken up over this whole love fight between Siwon and Hankyung. Every other call on my phone is him wailing about how much his life sucks. Aigoo!
Chunderful: Ahhh~
Jaesicle: He's my friend and I usually don't mind listening to his problems but...this has gone on long enough!
SUnny: *chews through ducktape*
SUnny: No it hasn't! 8D Teh drama has only just begun. Mwahaha!
Chunderful: *shoves a sock in Junsu's mouth*
SUnny: Mmmfffmffffmmmmmfffff!!! >8x
Chunderful: I'm sorry to hear that, Jae.
Jaesicle: *sigh*sigh* I just wish he wasn't as big an idiot as Siwon and Hankyung are. Heechul says he loves both of them and he can't choose between them. Omo!
SUnny: *swallows sock*
SUnny: G♥SSIP! 8D
Chunderful: *shoves my cock in Junsu's mouth*
SUnny: WTF?????
Chunderful: Hell, yeah. Try to swallow some of this, baby~
SUnny: GRRRRRRRR!!! DDDD< *pounces on you*
Chunderful: *slings you on the ground and straddles you*
SUnny: MEH! D< *pokes your eyeballz*
Jaesicle: *sigh* Boys will be boys......
Chunderful: *bites your neck and licks thirstily*
SUnny: GAH! >.<
Jaesicle: Teehee~ Except Yunho. He'll always be a man <3333333
SUnny: *pokes carrots in your bellybutton*
SUnny: Wait.....WHAT??????? 8]
Jaesicle: Lolzzzzz <33333333
SUnny: OMG. I still need the YUNJAE gossip! Yunho, that bitch, didn't tell me about your DATE on Saturday!!!!
Jaesicle: Hey! >:| No calling my Yunnie such words! He's mine~
Chunderful: Yeah, Su. Jae rudely failed to give me any JAEHO date information as well and I wouldn't ever call him a bitch. Have some respect, man.
Jaesicle: Omg! Thank youz, Chunnie~ <3333
Chunderful: Yeah. <3 It's cuz I'm afraid of Jae. You should be, too, Su.
Jaesicle: Oh, be quiet! >:3
Chunderful: Omg he's gonna attack and shoot venom at me through his eyes!! >.<
SUnny: SHUT UP and let Jae give me gossip!!!
Jaesicle: Lolololololololzzz!
Jaesicle: So......you guys REALLY, REALLY, FURREALZ wanna know about our date??
SUnny: YESSSSSSS 8D
Chunderful: Eh.
Jaesicle: Hehe~ Well, first, I was just about to go find my ultra smexy cologne when I heard someone's voice at the door. I peeked out the window and found poor Yunnie standing at my doorstep talking to himself <3
SUnny: o.O
Chunderful: Dear lord....
Jaesicle: ^.^ I'm ashamed to say I eavesdropped just a tiny, tiny bit, but the things he was telling himself were just sooooooooo ah-door-able~
SUnny: Did he mention anything about swallowing bleach? ._.
Jaesicle: No, no, no! Why ever would he say such a thing??? And right before our date, too??
SUnny: No reason...>.>
Jaesicle: Omg, you guyz. He sounded SO nervous~ He was mumbling things like, "Don't mess this up, Yunho. If you do, your life is over." and "Treat him like the prince he is. He deserves the best. Give him the best." and even "Aw man, I knew I should've worn the blue shirt."
Chunderful: Heh. Sounds like Yunho.
SUnny: At least he didn't really try to swallow bleach. :'D I was worried
Jaesicle: He was so cute! >///< I just wanted to take him in my arms and eat him. Ooooooh! <3
SUnny: Did you!?:D
Jaesicle: Eh??? Of course not, baby. I opened the door and said hello in that sexy way I do~ ;D
Chunderful: Lol
SUnny: Yeah!
Jaesicle: OMG!! Susu. Chunface. I swear. You both would have DIED if you had seen Yunho that night. Oh so sexy in that nice white button up shirt with the top 2 buttons undone and those black jeans with the snazzy black belt.......OMO! I almost popped!
SUnny: *pop* xD
Chunderful: *sigh* Stop entertaining yourself, Su. Pay attention
SUnny: I am! D'<
SUnny: *pop*
Jaesicle: And the look on his face when he realized I'd opened the door.......Oooooh, I just KNEW the whole night was going to be fantastic! The nerves and anxiety simply melted away from his tiny, little face when he saw my award-winning smile. <3 And then he grinned so big, he was borderline glowing and I just KNEW he knew that there was nothing to worry about.
Chunderful: Seriously??
SUnny: OMG 8D
Chunderful: So you guys had a good date?
Jaesicle: Oh, Chunnie, not only was it one of the best, most PERFECT dates I've ever had, but I'm definitely up for another one REALLY soon <3
Chunderful: Wow
SUnny: GOSSIP! <3333333
Chunderful: *sits on Junsu*
SUnny: Ack! x.x
Chunderful: So tell us exactly what happened, Jae
Jaesicle: Well~ First he took me to a nice seafood restaurant.
SUnny: Ooooooh! :D
Jaesicle: But his car broke down on the way, so we had to walk <3
SUnny: O.O
Chunderful: Ummmmmmmm.....
Jaesicle: It was SO lovely! We held hands the whole way there~
Chunderful: Oh....well that's not so bad....
SUnny: Yunnie's car is DEAD! D:<
Jaesicle: Oh, his dad's good at cars. He told me that on our date~ It'll be fine.
Chunderful: *cough* So...what else happened?
SUnny: Why don't I want to know anymore? >.>
Chunderful: *sigh* Because you can sense the impending doom. Don't worry, Su. I kinda don't want to know anymore, either.
SUnny: I'm scared T.T
Chunderful: Me too, Su. Me too.....
Jaesicle: Omo! Once we got to the restaurant, we tried so many different types of food. It was such an adventure! And neither of us could stop smiling. Oh! And you boys will be glad to hear that Yunho totally did not stumble all over his words like he usually does. Our conversation was quite fluid ;D
SUnny: YAYZ! :'D
Chunderful: Ah. Well that's an improvement
Jaesicle: Omehgah~ It was so amazing! And...you two won't believe this.....it started to get....romantic~ ;DD We started feeding each other sushi~
SUnny: Oooooooohz >;D
Chunderful: That's great, Jae!
SUnny: Did you fuck him? >;D
Chunderful: *shoves my cock in Junsu's mouth*
SUnny: STOP! D<
Chunderful: Heh. It's the easiest way to shut you up~ *eyes roll to the back of my head in ecstasy*
SUnny: Gah!
SUnny: *chomp* >D
Chunderful: Hellllllllllz yeah baby. I likez it rough~
SUnny: AHHHHHHHH! Dx
Jaesicle: *sigh* It was so....so perfect.
SUnny: Awwww!
Jaesicle: Yunnie's smile~
Chunderful: Heh. You've got it bad, Jae <3
Jaesicle: Yunnie's fingers passing sushi bits between my luscious lips~
SUnny: His fingers could do other things... >D
Chunderful: *rapes your fingers*
SUnny: =_= How is that even possible???
Chunderful: Well quit ruining Jaejoong's date story
Jaesicle: The sound of Yunnie retching into the men's room toilet~
SUnny: I'm not ruining it! I'm....
SUnny: O___O"
Chunderful: Wtf???
SUnny: Retching means puking, right? >.>
Chunderful: .....Yeah.....
Jaesicle: *sigh*sigh* <333
Chunderful: I'm so confused right now, Jae o.o
SUnny: x.o
Jaesicle: The fact that Yunho got food poisoning almost as soon as we finished eating doesn't diminish the feeling of our love <33
Chunderful: =.=
SUnny: =.=
Jaesicle: And then we went to a movie!
Chunderful: Ah....hopefully it'll get better from here...
SUnny: -_- I'm still sensing fail...
Jaesicle: It was so great! I picked the film, of course
SUnny: Hey, maybe the fail will go away for the rest of the date story :D
Chunderful: Let's all hope....
Jaesicle: The reel screwed up before the previews were even finished but it allowed for me and Yunho to talk and really, really get to know each other ^.^
Chunderful: *stabs hope*
SUnny: OMG, your lives SUCK BALLZ. Did you two even make out while you were left alone in a dark, broken, suck-licious NON-MOVIE theater????????? DDDD<
Jaesicle: Did you know Yunho can dance?? Like really well?? I didn't know that <3
SUnny: UGH!
Chunderful: I give up
Jaesicle: He was telling me about all the moves he's got when we just decided to check out a club downtown so he could show me in person ^.~
SUnny: Eh???? o.o" A club????
Chunderful: *cough-chokes* But you're both only 17.....
Jaesicle: Which is why we got rejected from every 18 or 21 and up club in Seoul. But that's okay~ We had many laughs along the way ^.^
Chunderful: *twitches*
SUnny: It's okay, Chun, you're not alone. T.T The fail is stifling me, too.
Jaesicle: Omg, it was SO funny when Yunnie tripped and fell into a massive water puddle, completely RUINING his oh so nice white shirt. ^.^ We laughed a good 15 minutes after that~
Chunderful: Oh my....Junsu....there's a weird feeling in the back of my throat.....
SUnny: Yeah, I feel it, too. O.O It's the sensation of wanting to throw up after enduring so much fail.....
Chunderful: Should we...escape?
SUnny: No! T.T We have to keep listening to this story. Jaejoong and Yunho are our friends
Chunderful: NO!
SUnny: Be strong, Chunnie! D': Be strong!
Jaesicle: Yunnie is SO sweet! It was getting late and he was SO concerned that it was too cold for me, so he insisted that he take me back home. Oh, but I bet if we'd dated in the middle of June, we would've stayed out alllllll night~
Chunderful: Are you sure? Maybe he was the one freezing cold....what with his soaked shirt and all....
SUnny: I don't think Jaejoong's listening to us anymore, Chun. o.o"
Chunderful: We've....we've lost him....
SUnny: No! T.T
Jaesicle: When I think about our walk home, I get shivers. >///< The good kind. We connected, you guys. We connected.
Jaesicle: Best 4 hours of my life~
Chunderful: Wait....it took you 4 hours to end that one completely fail date????
Jaesicle: Oh no, silly. ^.^ It took 4 hours to walk home.
SUnny: O__O
Chunderful: *dies*
Jaesicle: Hehe. We'd wondered off pretty far while attempting to club-hop and then we'd gotten lost for a while after that and of course you know Yunnie's car broke down way before we'd even gotten to the restaurant. I think it's fate. And boy, does Fate absolutely LOVE meh <3 <3
SUnny: I'd say Fate wants you both to die..... >.>
Chunderful: *dies*
SUnny: And my Chunnie! TT.TT Don't take my Chunnie, Fate! He's so young! He's not the one that wanted to know about this horrible date......I AM!!!! D8 Take me instead!!!!
Jaesicle: Oh! And the amazingness didn't DARE stop there! >w< My Yunnie walked me all the way home and escorted me to my doorstep like a true gentleman. He's the sweetest, kindest, most adorable man I've EVER met!! <3
SUnny: *dies with Chunnie* x_x
Chunderful: *rots*
Jaesicle: And....you guys will never believe this.....
Chunderful: *sinks into hell and awaits Junsu's arrival*
SUnny: HEY! DD< Why do you keep sending me to hell?????
Chunderful: Cuz it's hot down here and so are you ;D
SUnny: =.= *punches you*
Chunderful: x_x
Jaesicle: Yunho....he.....almost KISSED me! >///<
SUnny: O_O *escapes hell and comes back to life* REALLYZ?????? 8D
Chunderful: *escapes hell with Junsu* Whoa, Jae!
Jaesicle: Omo! I was so patient! I waited for his hesitant, yet plump and willing lipz to touch mine and....and.....just inches--no....CENTIMETERS away......all 8 of my sisters appeared at the door and suddenly chastised me for coming home so late. I suppose it was irresponsible of me to stay out til after 2AM. I Did Wrong to worry them so much~
SUnny: What the hell? =_="
Chunderful: *sigh* We already escaped hell, Su
SUnny: SHUT UP!
Jaesicle: Omooooooo~ It was the single. Most. Best. Date. Evah <33333333333333333
SUnny: This date ish LAME! D<
Chunderful: Now, Su, don't impose your own standards on other people's lives. Just let Jaeho wallow in his ludicrous life in peace......
Jaesicle: *swoon*swoon* <3
SUnny: NO! The date was LAME!
Jaesicle: *sigh* I can almost still feel his almost lips almost touching my almost puckered lips~ ^^ Almost <3
Chunderful: See?? That's the problem, Jae. You WAITED. Quit waiting around for Yunho to do something and just...just.....What's the word, Junsu?
SUnny: Just RAPE HIM!! >8D
Chunderful: Ahem. Right. That.
Jaesicle: Gosh! I'm still dizzy from the smell of his cologne
SUnny: He's not paying us any attention whatsoever.....
Chunderful: Ewww. His puppy love is leaking. From his brain. Through his nasal cavity. And dribbling out his mouth. And onto my shoe..... *shivers*
SUnny: GAH! Jae wasn't like this before. If I had known he'd fall so hard for complete and total STUPIDITY, I wouldn't have flirted so much when I asked him out on Yunho's date. >.<
Jaesicle: Um, Susu? Excuse me?
SUnny: O____O" Oops...
Chunderful: Ha. I always knew Su was an idiot <3
Jaesicle: Um, did you say you asked me out on Yunho's date?? That doesn't seem to make any sense, baby. Yunho asked me out. I should know, Susu, I was there.
SUnny: O___O
SUnny: The last five minutes of your life has all been a dreammmmmmmm~ @.@ You will wake up when I snap my cyber fingersssssssss~ @.@
Chunderful: ...Wow
Jaesicle: .....Su, honey. You've got some explaining to do~ ^^
SUnny: UMMMMMM..... O.O
SUnny: CHUN! Help me out!
Chunderful: Sorry, man. Can't type right now. My fingers are bleeding profusely.... I don't want to stain the keyboard with my pain..........
SUnny: LIES >.>
Jaesicle: I'm waiting~
SUnny: Well........ T.T
Jaesicle: *taps foot cutely*
SUnny: T.T Um....Yunho didn't ask you out........I did >.<
Jaesicle: Omo! How on earth did you do that????
SUnny: Yunho let me.....borrow his chat account.......>.>
Chunderful: *clears throat* More like he hacked into Yunho's account without Yunho's approval or knowledge and brutally flirted with you til you were emotionally manipulated into a date, only informing Yunho of what he'd done the day before your absolutely HIDEOUS date of food poisoning and nonexistent movies. Ahem.
SUnny: RAWWWWR!!!! D<
Chunderful: *silently bandages my bleeding fingers*
Jaesicle: So.....Yunho didn't ask me out......You did, Junsu?
SUnny: ......Yes.....but.....but........he wanted to ask you out! D: We all know that!
Chunderful: *clears throat* Let the record show that none of Junsu's moronic-ness would've happened if SOMEONE had just MANNED UP and asked Bambi on a date first. Ahem
Jaesicle: Chunnie!
Chunderful: *silently bandages my bleeding eyes*
SUnny: I thought your fingers were "bleeding" =.=
Chunderful: I'm a wreck of a person. Kiss my booboos, Su!
Chunderful: I think my mouth is starting to bleed. Heal me there, Su~
SUnny: *kicks your balls*
Chunderful: Ow! >.<
SUnny: >D
Chunderful: Now my balls are bleeding....Kiss them, Su! <3
SUnny: Ack! x.x
Jaesicle: Ahem, ahem! Let's not get distracted, boyz.
SUnny: ...I'm sorry, Joongie..... ;_;
Jaesicle: *sigh*
Chunderful: Uh-oh. He's *sighing*
SUnny: ;___;
Jaesicle: Has this happened before?
SUnny: Ummmm........>.>
Jaesicle: Susu! >:|
SUnny: Okay.....maybe....once.....
Chunderful: Lies.
SUnny: NO! You lies! D< I only posed as Yunho online twice. TWICE!!
Jaesicle: Twice?????
Chunderful: Perhaps even more~ In fact, Jung Yunho is a figment of Junsu's imagination. You've NEVER had a real conversation with Yunho. He's.....he's......a GHOST!
SUnny: =.=
Jaesicle: Oh, Chunnie.......
Chunderful: Haha~
SUnny: *strangles you* ]:<
Jaesicle: So......twice, you say, Susu?
SUnny: ....Yes.... u.u
Jaesicle: Omo!
SUnny: T.T Remember the first time you met Yunho online....and then he suddenly started flirting with you...........
Jaesicle: Omo! YOU!!!
SUnny: ._.
Jaesicle: But.....how, honey???
Chunderful: Heh. We devised a mastermind plot. All three of us collected at Junsu's house, gave Yunho a wonderful makeover and used two laptops to chat with you as if you, me and Yunho were all having a normal, totally non-planned conversation from our respective homes. Yeah.
Chunderful: Then Junsu flipped out like a psycho bitch and stole the laptop from Yunho.
SUnny: I am NOT a psycho bitch!!!! D;<
Jaesicle: Omg....this explains so much...
Jaesicle: No wonder Yunnie went through so many...um...mood changes with me....
SUnny: Eh. >.> You could say that...
Chunderful: Or you could say Yunho went through lots of 'psycho bitching'
SUnny: SHUT UP!! >:3
Jaesicle: *sigh*
SUnny: o.o
Chunderful: ....You okay, Jae?
Jaesicle: So...Yunho's flirting....wasn't his own?
SUnny: O.O"
Chunderful: Um, no. Not really
Chunderful: But his stupidity was all his own <3
Jaesicle: Oh.......
SUnny: Joongie.......Do you still want Yunho......even if he's not a smexy flirt mastah (like me ;D) T.T
Jaesicle: Well..........
SUnny: O_O
Chunderful: Oh fuck. Look what you did, Junsu. I TOLD you impersonating Yunho was a shitty idea
SUnny: No you didn't!! D<
Chunderful: Well, I would've if you'd ever THOUGHT about your actions and gave me some fucking time to give input to your idiotic antics
SUnny: I'm a big boy! xP I don't need your approval to do stuff!
Chunderful: Oh yeah???? Who's not allowed to go grocery shopping by himself?
SUnny: .....Me.... =_=
Chunderful: And who does Mrs. Kim call for supervision when you need to go to the grocery store by yourself?
SUnny: .....You..... >.>
Chunderful: And WHO'S not allowed to impulsively buy everything he sees in the bakery section like he did last New Year's Day when he escaped the house alone without your mother's or my permission??
SUnny: ME! I get it! D<
Chunderful: No, I'm not quite finished.
Chunderful: WHO needs to bend over in front of me and spread his cheeks??
SUnny: NYAAAAHHH! *bitch slaps your face*
Jaesicle: Ahem. Does anyone want to know my answer....?
SUnny: Answer to what? o.o
Jaesicle: *SIGH* >:|
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Oh yeah! Yunho.
SUnny: Omg T.T Do you still likez Yunnie??
SUnny: He's cute~ :D
Jaesicle: Lol~ I knowz, baby
SUnny: And tall!
Jaesicle: *sigh* SO tall <3
SUnny: And, um, smart! :D
Jaesicle: Omg. He's smart AND he can dance! :3
SUnny: Um, um, um and he likes you! A LOT! T.T
Jaesicle: I knowz, baby. And I like him, too~
Chunderful: Wow. Really?
SUnny: And he's um.....cool! :D He's got lots of friends and stuff
Jaesicle: Yes, yes, I knowz. xD It's cuz he's so nice and dreamy~
SUnny: Don't hate Yunnie! D': Just cuz he can't flirt to save his ass doesn't mean you have to reject him. Really!
Jaesicle: Um, Susu. I said I still like him. Regardless of your blatant intrusion of our relationship...
SUnny: Um um um did I tell you he can dance? Like really well! :D Yunnie's got rhythm~
Jaesicle: Ahhh, like the frantic rhythm of my beating heart. It sounds exactly like love <3333
SUnny: Not to mention......we totally did his nails for you! D8 You said liked men with awesome hands and feet. I stole my mom's mascara and sparkly nail polish for you! Don't give up on Yunho! Dx
Chunderful: .....
Jaesicle: Oh my..... Seriously, Chunnie?
Chunderful: *sigh* All Junsu's vacant idea
Jaesicle: Ah, I see ^^
SUnny: So, Joongie, PLEASE take Yunho back. I'm BEGGING youz! D'8 It'll DESTROY him if you leave.....DESTROY!
Jaesicle: Oh, baby, I couldn't bear to leave poor Yunho D': He's so amazing~
SUnny: PLEAE, JOONGIE!
SUnny: *PLEASE
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: PLEASE!!!
Jaesicle: Okay! I promise I won't destroy Yunho! o.o
SUnny: PLEASE, JAEJOONG!
Chunderful: Junsu.....
SUnny: PLEASEEEEEE!!! You're gonna make meh cry! Dx
Chunderful: Su......>_>
SUnny: I only did it out of the goodness of my heart!!! PLEASE!!
Jaesicle: I know that, honey! I'm not leaving Yunho. Are you listening??
Chunderful: Susu......
SUnny: PLEASE DON'T MAKE YUNHO'S HEART EXPLODE INTO A BAZILLION LITTLE BAMBI PIECES!!!!! DDDDX PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
Chunderful: JUNSU!!!!!!!!!
SUnny: What? >.>
Chunderful; Jaejoong likes Yunho. So much that it's gross....
SUnny: Really? :'D
Chunderful: ....Yeah....
Jaesicle: Yes! <333 <333
SUnny: YAYZ! 8'D
Jaesicle: Omo! *huggles you both*
SUnny: Awwwwwwwwwz!
Chunderful: Eh.
Jaesicle: Teehee. Su's "Yunho" may have been smexy enough to make my bones tingle, but MY Yunnie makes my heart tingle~ <3
SUnny: OMG LOVE!!!
Chunderful: Haha. Oh, Jae.
Jaesicle: ^^
Jaesicle: Omo! I think we should all sit at the same table for lunch tomorrow~
Chunderful: Eh??
SUnny: o.o
Jaesicle: Come on! We've all bonded so much in these past few weeks. The least we should do is have a simple meal together ^.~
SUnny: But....Yunnie's usually doing something presidential during lunch T.T
Jaesicle: Well, then I'll just have to use my special tactics to convince him to spend his time differently tomorrow. ;D
SUnny: o.o Ooooooh! 8D Naughty Jae~
Chunderful: Are you sure Heechul will be okay with this? He is a bit of a whiny bitch.
Jaesicle: Shut your mouth, Chunnie! >:| His life is simply unfortunate right now and I am his friend and consultant. And I'm sure he'll be fine if I'm absent from his lunch table for one day. Hmph!
Chunderful: Alright, I get it!
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: He's still a whiny bitch....
SUnny: xD
Chunderful: *high fives*
SUnny: *knuckle touch* :3
Chunderful: *penis touch*
SUnny: x_x
Jaesicle: *sigh* So, I'll see you two tomorrow? <3
SUnny: YAY! :D I <3 chu~
Jaesicle: I <333 chu tooooo *kisses*
Chunderful: Hey....don't love each other too much...
Jaesicle: I knowz, Chunnie, I knowz ^^
SUnny: I <3 chu, too Chun~ :D
SUnny: Even if you do constantly rape meh...>.>
Chunderful: You love it, my little sex muffin <3
SUnny: Ewwww! >.<
Chunderful: xD
Jaesicle: Oh, my cute little useless darlings. I shall bid you farewell!
SUnny: Bye!!!!! :3
Chunderful: See ya
***Jaesicle has signed out
Chunderful: And I'll call you later, Su
SUnny: Eh? o.o Why? I called you once we walked home from school together and then you called me again after that and we just had chat time. You want to talk some more? I've got homework to do for you to copy, you know. D<
Chunderful: I know.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: <3
SUnny: =_=
SUnny: Fine...
Chunderful: Woot!
SUnny: Bye, Chun! xD
Chunderful: Bye, my love <3
SUnny: x.x
***SUnny has signed out
Chunderful: My love...
***Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 28
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It's been a while, ne? Well, I'm doing lots of stuff in my personal life so this ficcy had to wait. T.T BUT! 8D I've been planning this fic ahead of time and...it will probably last 30-40 chapters. (Um, probably leaning towards 40ish....) Is that a lot? T.T I'm sorry! My characters just have so much to say. ^^ Ah, I shall shut up now. Enjoy!
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin (Suju Kibum), HyukSu
Length: [27/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 27: Fate and Impulsive Shopping
December 1, Monday, 5:15PM
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: Happy December, everybody! :D
***Chunderful has signed in
SUnny: OMO! 8D He's coming, too, isn't he? You invited him, right?? Right??????
Chunderful: Well, happy December to you, too.
SUnny: I don't have time to greet CHU! D8< I need GOSSIP!
Chunderful: Hmph. The least you could do is say hi to your bestestest friend. Hmph.
SUnny: RAWR!!! *chomps your hand*
Chunderful: Now, that's not hospitable at all. How am I supposed to wave at my beloved Su now??
SUnny: DID YOU INVITE HIM TO CHAT OR NOT!??!???!!
Chunderful: I dunno. Can you greet me properly or not?
SUnny: GYAAAAAAAAH!!!
***Jaesicle has signed in
SUnny: *brutally strangles your stringy little neck til you choke on your own blood*
Jaesicle: Omo!
SUnny: o.o
Chunderful: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Jaesicle: I never expected such....such violence from you!!
Jaesicle: Okay, I did.....
SUnny: o.o"
Jaesicle: But is that any way to greet a friend?? Or even an enemy for that matter! >:|
SUnny: NOOES! T.T Not chu! I meant Chun :D
Jaesicle: Do you always display such violence to my Chunnie??
SUnny: Yes! :D
Jaesicle: Omo!
Chunderful: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jaesicle: *sigh*
SUnny: o.o"
Jaesicle: I still <3 chu, baby
SUnny: :'D Yay!
Jaesicle: Aigoo! Why are all my friends so useless??
Chunderful: I'm not useless~
Jaesicle: I beg to differ, sweety <3
SUnny: HA! >D
Jaesicle: *sigh* At least you guys aren't literally strangling each other to death like those other idiots I call my friends
Chunderful: Eh?
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: OMG. You mean SiHanChul???? >:D
Jaesicle: Um, I think so. You're talking about Siwon, Hankyung and Heechul, right?
SUnny: YESH! 8D OMGOSSIP!
Chunderful: Once again. Ehh??
SUnny: I heard they went to get frozen yogurt somewhere. Then Siwon ordered something with strawberries. Then Hankyung took off his shirt. Then SiHan ended up fighting in the middle of the restaurant while Heechul stood there with a half melted yogurt cup and cried. AWESOME! :D
Jaesicle: Not awesome! Not very awesome at all.
SUnny: YES awesome! :D Frozen awesome!!
Chunderful: Frozen awesome???
SUnny Yeah! :DD
Chunderful: .....WHY did Hankyung take off his shirt??? And what the fuck does Siwon ordering strawberries have anything to do with the story????
Jaesicle: *sigh* No one will understand my woes and sorrows~
Chunderful: No one will understand my CONFUSION
Jaesicle: Chunnie~ T.T
Chunderful: *sigh* Tell me about your woes and sorrows, Jae
SUnny: Woes and gossip! :D
Chunderful: *ducktapes Junsu's mouth*
SUnny: Mmmmfffmffmmmmmmmmfff!! >8x
Jaesicle: Ahhhhh. Heechul is so shaken up over this whole love fight between Siwon and Hankyung. Every other call on my phone is him wailing about how much his life sucks. Aigoo!
Chunderful: Ahhh~
Jaesicle: He's my friend and I usually don't mind listening to his problems but...this has gone on long enough!
SUnny: *chews through ducktape*
SUnny: No it hasn't! 8D Teh drama has only just begun. Mwahaha!
Chunderful: *shoves a sock in Junsu's mouth*
SUnny: Mmmfffmffffmmmmmfffff!!! >8x
Chunderful: I'm sorry to hear that, Jae.
Jaesicle: *sigh*sigh* I just wish he wasn't as big an idiot as Siwon and Hankyung are. Heechul says he loves both of them and he can't choose between them. Omo!
SUnny: *swallows sock*
SUnny: G♥SSIP! 8D
Chunderful: *shoves my cock in Junsu's mouth*
SUnny: WTF?????
Chunderful: Hell, yeah. Try to swallow some of this, baby~
SUnny: GRRRRRRRR!!! DDDD< *pounces on you*
Chunderful: *slings you on the ground and straddles you*
SUnny: MEH! D< *pokes your eyeballz*
Jaesicle: *sigh* Boys will be boys......
Chunderful: *bites your neck and licks thirstily*
SUnny: GAH! >.<
Jaesicle: Teehee~ Except Yunho. He'll always be a man <3333333
SUnny: *pokes carrots in your bellybutton*
SUnny: Wait.....WHAT??????? 8]
Jaesicle: Lolzzzzz <33333333
SUnny: OMG. I still need the YUNJAE gossip! Yunho, that bitch, didn't tell me about your DATE on Saturday!!!!
Jaesicle: Hey! >:| No calling my Yunnie such words! He's mine~
Chunderful: Yeah, Su. Jae rudely failed to give me any JAEHO date information as well and I wouldn't ever call him a bitch. Have some respect, man.
Jaesicle: Omg! Thank youz, Chunnie~ <3333
Chunderful: Yeah. <3 It's cuz I'm afraid of Jae. You should be, too, Su.
Jaesicle: Oh, be quiet! >:3
Chunderful: Omg he's gonna attack and shoot venom at me through his eyes!! >.<
SUnny: SHUT UP and let Jae give me gossip!!!
Jaesicle: Lolololololololzzz!
Jaesicle: So......you guys REALLY, REALLY, FURREALZ wanna know about our date??
SUnny: YESSSSSSS 8D
Chunderful: Eh.
Jaesicle: Hehe~ Well, first, I was just about to go find my ultra smexy cologne when I heard someone's voice at the door. I peeked out the window and found poor Yunnie standing at my doorstep talking to himself <3
SUnny: o.O
Chunderful: Dear lord....
Jaesicle: ^.^ I'm ashamed to say I eavesdropped just a tiny, tiny bit, but the things he was telling himself were just sooooooooo ah-door-able~
SUnny: Did he mention anything about swallowing bleach? ._.
Jaesicle: No, no, no! Why ever would he say such a thing??? And right before our date, too??
SUnny: No reason...>.>
Jaesicle: Omg, you guyz. He sounded SO nervous~ He was mumbling things like, "Don't mess this up, Yunho. If you do, your life is over." and "Treat him like the prince he is. He deserves the best. Give him the best." and even "Aw man, I knew I should've worn the blue shirt."
Chunderful: Heh. Sounds like Yunho.
SUnny: At least he didn't really try to swallow bleach. :'D I was worried
Jaesicle: He was so cute! >///< I just wanted to take him in my arms and eat him. Ooooooh! <3
SUnny: Did you!?:D
Jaesicle: Eh??? Of course not, baby. I opened the door and said hello in that sexy way I do~ ;D
Chunderful: Lol
SUnny: Yeah!
Jaesicle: OMG!! Susu. Chunface. I swear. You both would have DIED if you had seen Yunho that night. Oh so sexy in that nice white button up shirt with the top 2 buttons undone and those black jeans with the snazzy black belt.......OMO! I almost popped!
SUnny: *pop* xD
Chunderful: *sigh* Stop entertaining yourself, Su. Pay attention
SUnny: I am! D'<
SUnny: *pop*
Jaesicle: And the look on his face when he realized I'd opened the door.......Oooooh, I just KNEW the whole night was going to be fantastic! The nerves and anxiety simply melted away from his tiny, little face when he saw my award-winning smile. <3 And then he grinned so big, he was borderline glowing and I just KNEW he knew that there was nothing to worry about.
Chunderful: Seriously??
SUnny: OMG 8D
Chunderful: So you guys had a good date?
Jaesicle: Oh, Chunnie, not only was it one of the best, most PERFECT dates I've ever had, but I'm definitely up for another one REALLY soon <3
Chunderful: Wow
SUnny: GOSSIP! <3333333
Chunderful: *sits on Junsu*
SUnny: Ack! x.x
Chunderful: So tell us exactly what happened, Jae
Jaesicle: Well~ First he took me to a nice seafood restaurant.
SUnny: Ooooooh! :D
Jaesicle: But his car broke down on the way, so we had to walk <3
SUnny: O.O
Chunderful: Ummmmmmmm.....
Jaesicle: It was SO lovely! We held hands the whole way there~
Chunderful: Oh....well that's not so bad....
SUnny: Yunnie's car is DEAD! D:<
Jaesicle: Oh, his dad's good at cars. He told me that on our date~ It'll be fine.
Chunderful: *cough* So...what else happened?
SUnny: Why don't I want to know anymore? >.>
Chunderful: *sigh* Because you can sense the impending doom. Don't worry, Su. I kinda don't want to know anymore, either.
SUnny: I'm scared T.T
Chunderful: Me too, Su. Me too.....
Jaesicle: Omo! Once we got to the restaurant, we tried so many different types of food. It was such an adventure! And neither of us could stop smiling. Oh! And you boys will be glad to hear that Yunho totally did not stumble all over his words like he usually does. Our conversation was quite fluid ;D
SUnny: YAYZ! :'D
Chunderful: Ah. Well that's an improvement
Jaesicle: Omehgah~ It was so amazing! And...you two won't believe this.....it started to get....romantic~ ;DD We started feeding each other sushi~
SUnny: Oooooooohz >;D
Chunderful: That's great, Jae!
SUnny: Did you fuck him? >;D
Chunderful: *shoves my cock in Junsu's mouth*
SUnny: STOP! D<
Chunderful: Heh. It's the easiest way to shut you up~ *eyes roll to the back of my head in ecstasy*
SUnny: Gah!
SUnny: *chomp* >D
Chunderful: Hellllllllllz yeah baby. I likez it rough~
SUnny: AHHHHHHHH! Dx
Jaesicle: *sigh* It was so....so perfect.
SUnny: Awwww!
Jaesicle: Yunnie's smile~
Chunderful: Heh. You've got it bad, Jae <3
Jaesicle: Yunnie's fingers passing sushi bits between my luscious lips~
SUnny: His fingers could do other things... >D
Chunderful: *rapes your fingers*
SUnny: =_= How is that even possible???
Chunderful: Well quit ruining Jaejoong's date story
Jaesicle: The sound of Yunnie retching into the men's room toilet~
SUnny: I'm not ruining it! I'm....
SUnny: O___O"
Chunderful: Wtf???
SUnny: Retching means puking, right? >.>
Chunderful: .....Yeah.....
Jaesicle: *sigh*sigh* <333
Chunderful: I'm so confused right now, Jae o.o
SUnny: x.o
Jaesicle: The fact that Yunho got food poisoning almost as soon as we finished eating doesn't diminish the feeling of our love <33
Chunderful: =.=
SUnny: =.=
Jaesicle: And then we went to a movie!
Chunderful: Ah....hopefully it'll get better from here...
SUnny: -_- I'm still sensing fail...
Jaesicle: It was so great! I picked the film, of course
SUnny: Hey, maybe the fail will go away for the rest of the date story :D
Chunderful: Let's all hope....
Jaesicle: The reel screwed up before the previews were even finished but it allowed for me and Yunho to talk and really, really get to know each other ^.^
Chunderful: *stabs hope*
SUnny: OMG, your lives SUCK BALLZ. Did you two even make out while you were left alone in a dark, broken, suck-licious NON-MOVIE theater????????? DDDD<
Jaesicle: Did you know Yunho can dance?? Like really well?? I didn't know that <3
SUnny: UGH!
Chunderful: I give up
Jaesicle: He was telling me about all the moves he's got when we just decided to check out a club downtown so he could show me in person ^.~
SUnny: Eh???? o.o" A club????
Chunderful: *cough-chokes* But you're both only 17.....
Jaesicle: Which is why we got rejected from every 18 or 21 and up club in Seoul. But that's okay~ We had many laughs along the way ^.^
Chunderful: *twitches*
SUnny: It's okay, Chun, you're not alone. T.T The fail is stifling me, too.
Jaesicle: Omg, it was SO funny when Yunnie tripped and fell into a massive water puddle, completely RUINING his oh so nice white shirt. ^.^ We laughed a good 15 minutes after that~
Chunderful: Oh my....Junsu....there's a weird feeling in the back of my throat.....
SUnny: Yeah, I feel it, too. O.O It's the sensation of wanting to throw up after enduring so much fail.....
Chunderful: Should we...escape?
SUnny: No! T.T We have to keep listening to this story. Jaejoong and Yunho are our friends
Chunderful: NO!
SUnny: Be strong, Chunnie! D': Be strong!
Jaesicle: Yunnie is SO sweet! It was getting late and he was SO concerned that it was too cold for me, so he insisted that he take me back home. Oh, but I bet if we'd dated in the middle of June, we would've stayed out alllllll night~
Chunderful: Are you sure? Maybe he was the one freezing cold....what with his soaked shirt and all....
SUnny: I don't think Jaejoong's listening to us anymore, Chun. o.o"
Chunderful: We've....we've lost him....
SUnny: No! T.T
Jaesicle: When I think about our walk home, I get shivers. >///< The good kind. We connected, you guys. We connected.
Jaesicle: Best 4 hours of my life~
Chunderful: Wait....it took you 4 hours to end that one completely fail date????
Jaesicle: Oh no, silly. ^.^ It took 4 hours to walk home.
SUnny: O__O
Chunderful: *dies*
Jaesicle: Hehe. We'd wondered off pretty far while attempting to club-hop and then we'd gotten lost for a while after that and of course you know Yunnie's car broke down way before we'd even gotten to the restaurant. I think it's fate. And boy, does Fate absolutely LOVE meh <3 <3
SUnny: I'd say Fate wants you both to die..... >.>
Chunderful: *dies*
SUnny: And my Chunnie! TT.TT Don't take my Chunnie, Fate! He's so young! He's not the one that wanted to know about this horrible date......I AM!!!! D8 Take me instead!!!!
Jaesicle: Oh! And the amazingness didn't DARE stop there! >w< My Yunnie walked me all the way home and escorted me to my doorstep like a true gentleman. He's the sweetest, kindest, most adorable man I've EVER met!! <3
SUnny: *dies with Chunnie* x_x
Chunderful: *rots*
Jaesicle: And....you guys will never believe this.....
Chunderful: *sinks into hell and awaits Junsu's arrival*
SUnny: HEY! DD< Why do you keep sending me to hell?????
Chunderful: Cuz it's hot down here and so are you ;D
SUnny: =.= *punches you*
Chunderful: x_x
Jaesicle: Yunho....he.....almost KISSED me! >///<
SUnny: O_O *escapes hell and comes back to life* REALLYZ?????? 8D
Chunderful: *escapes hell with Junsu* Whoa, Jae!
Jaesicle: Omo! I was so patient! I waited for his hesitant, yet plump and willing lipz to touch mine and....and.....just inches--no....CENTIMETERS away......all 8 of my sisters appeared at the door and suddenly chastised me for coming home so late. I suppose it was irresponsible of me to stay out til after 2AM. I Did Wrong to worry them so much~
SUnny: What the hell? =_="
Chunderful: *sigh* We already escaped hell, Su
SUnny: SHUT UP!
Jaesicle: Omooooooo~ It was the single. Most. Best. Date. Evah <33333333333333333
SUnny: This date ish LAME! D<
Chunderful: Now, Su, don't impose your own standards on other people's lives. Just let Jaeho wallow in his ludicrous life in peace......
Jaesicle: *swoon*swoon* <3
SUnny: NO! The date was LAME!
Jaesicle: *sigh* I can almost still feel his almost lips almost touching my almost puckered lips~ ^^ Almost <3
Chunderful: See?? That's the problem, Jae. You WAITED. Quit waiting around for Yunho to do something and just...just.....What's the word, Junsu?
SUnny: Just RAPE HIM!! >8D
Chunderful: Ahem. Right. That.
Jaesicle: Gosh! I'm still dizzy from the smell of his cologne
SUnny: He's not paying us any attention whatsoever.....
Chunderful: Ewww. His puppy love is leaking. From his brain. Through his nasal cavity. And dribbling out his mouth. And onto my shoe..... *shivers*
SUnny: GAH! Jae wasn't like this before. If I had known he'd fall so hard for complete and total STUPIDITY, I wouldn't have flirted so much when I asked him out on Yunho's date. >.<
Jaesicle: Um, Susu? Excuse me?
SUnny: O____O" Oops...
Chunderful: Ha. I always knew Su was an idiot <3
Jaesicle: Um, did you say you asked me out on Yunho's date?? That doesn't seem to make any sense, baby. Yunho asked me out. I should know, Susu, I was there.
SUnny: O___O
SUnny: The last five minutes of your life has all been a dreammmmmmmm~ @.@ You will wake up when I snap my cyber fingersssssssss~ @.@
Chunderful: ...Wow
Jaesicle: .....Su, honey. You've got some explaining to do~ ^^
SUnny: UMMMMMM..... O.O
SUnny: CHUN! Help me out!
Chunderful: Sorry, man. Can't type right now. My fingers are bleeding profusely.... I don't want to stain the keyboard with my pain..........
SUnny: LIES >.>
Jaesicle: I'm waiting~
SUnny: Well........ T.T
Jaesicle: *taps foot cutely*
SUnny: T.T Um....Yunho didn't ask you out........I did >.<
Jaesicle: Omo! How on earth did you do that????
SUnny: Yunho let me.....borrow his chat account.......>.>
Chunderful: *clears throat* More like he hacked into Yunho's account without Yunho's approval or knowledge and brutally flirted with you til you were emotionally manipulated into a date, only informing Yunho of what he'd done the day before your absolutely HIDEOUS date of food poisoning and nonexistent movies. Ahem.
SUnny: RAWWWWR!!!! D<
Chunderful: *silently bandages my bleeding fingers*
Jaesicle: So.....Yunho didn't ask me out......You did, Junsu?
SUnny: ......Yes.....but.....but........he wanted to ask you out! D: We all know that!
Chunderful: *clears throat* Let the record show that none of Junsu's moronic-ness would've happened if SOMEONE had just MANNED UP and asked Bambi on a date first. Ahem
Jaesicle: Chunnie!
Chunderful: *silently bandages my bleeding eyes*
SUnny: I thought your fingers were "bleeding" =.=
Chunderful: I'm a wreck of a person. Kiss my booboos, Su!
Chunderful: I think my mouth is starting to bleed. Heal me there, Su~
SUnny: *kicks your balls*
Chunderful: Ow! >.<
SUnny: >D
Chunderful: Now my balls are bleeding....Kiss them, Su! <3
SUnny: Ack! x.x
Jaesicle: Ahem, ahem! Let's not get distracted, boyz.
SUnny: ...I'm sorry, Joongie..... ;_;
Jaesicle: *sigh*
Chunderful: Uh-oh. He's *sighing*
SUnny: ;___;
Jaesicle: Has this happened before?
SUnny: Ummmm........>.>
Jaesicle: Susu! >:|
SUnny: Okay.....maybe....once.....
Chunderful: Lies.
SUnny: NO! You lies! D< I only posed as Yunho online twice. TWICE!!
Jaesicle: Twice?????
Chunderful: Perhaps even more~ In fact, Jung Yunho is a figment of Junsu's imagination. You've NEVER had a real conversation with Yunho. He's.....he's......a GHOST!
SUnny: =.=
Jaesicle: Oh, Chunnie.......
Chunderful: Haha~
SUnny: *strangles you* ]:<
Jaesicle: So......twice, you say, Susu?
SUnny: ....Yes.... u.u
Jaesicle: Omo!
SUnny: T.T Remember the first time you met Yunho online....and then he suddenly started flirting with you...........
Jaesicle: Omo! YOU!!!
SUnny: ._.
Jaesicle: But.....how, honey???
Chunderful: Heh. We devised a mastermind plot. All three of us collected at Junsu's house, gave Yunho a wonderful makeover and used two laptops to chat with you as if you, me and Yunho were all having a normal, totally non-planned conversation from our respective homes. Yeah.
Chunderful: Then Junsu flipped out like a psycho bitch and stole the laptop from Yunho.
SUnny: I am NOT a psycho bitch!!!! D;<
Jaesicle: Omg....this explains so much...
Jaesicle: No wonder Yunnie went through so many...um...mood changes with me....
SUnny: Eh. >.> You could say that...
Chunderful: Or you could say Yunho went through lots of 'psycho bitching'
SUnny: SHUT UP!! >:3
Jaesicle: *sigh*
SUnny: o.o
Chunderful: ....You okay, Jae?
Jaesicle: So...Yunho's flirting....wasn't his own?
SUnny: O.O"
Chunderful: Um, no. Not really
Chunderful: But his stupidity was all his own <3
Jaesicle: Oh.......
SUnny: Joongie.......Do you still want Yunho......even if he's not a smexy flirt mastah (like me ;D) T.T
Jaesicle: Well..........
SUnny: O_O
Chunderful: Oh fuck. Look what you did, Junsu. I TOLD you impersonating Yunho was a shitty idea
SUnny: No you didn't!! D<
Chunderful: Well, I would've if you'd ever THOUGHT about your actions and gave me some fucking time to give input to your idiotic antics
SUnny: I'm a big boy! xP I don't need your approval to do stuff!
Chunderful: Oh yeah???? Who's not allowed to go grocery shopping by himself?
SUnny: .....Me.... =_=
Chunderful: And who does Mrs. Kim call for supervision when you need to go to the grocery store by yourself?
SUnny: .....You..... >.>
Chunderful: And WHO'S not allowed to impulsively buy everything he sees in the bakery section like he did last New Year's Day when he escaped the house alone without your mother's or my permission??
SUnny: ME! I get it! D<
Chunderful: No, I'm not quite finished.
Chunderful: WHO needs to bend over in front of me and spread his cheeks??
SUnny: NYAAAAHHH! *bitch slaps your face*
Jaesicle: Ahem. Does anyone want to know my answer....?
SUnny: Answer to what? o.o
Jaesicle: *SIGH* >:|
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Oh yeah! Yunho.
SUnny: Omg T.T Do you still likez Yunnie??
SUnny: He's cute~ :D
Jaesicle: Lol~ I knowz, baby
SUnny: And tall!
Jaesicle: *sigh* SO tall <3
SUnny: And, um, smart! :D
Jaesicle: Omg. He's smart AND he can dance! :3
SUnny: Um, um, um and he likes you! A LOT! T.T
Jaesicle: I knowz, baby. And I like him, too~
Chunderful: Wow. Really?
SUnny: And he's um.....cool! :D He's got lots of friends and stuff
Jaesicle: Yes, yes, I knowz. xD It's cuz he's so nice and dreamy~
SUnny: Don't hate Yunnie! D': Just cuz he can't flirt to save his ass doesn't mean you have to reject him. Really!
Jaesicle: Um, Susu. I said I still like him. Regardless of your blatant intrusion of our relationship...
SUnny: Um um um did I tell you he can dance? Like really well! :D Yunnie's got rhythm~
Jaesicle: Ahhh, like the frantic rhythm of my beating heart. It sounds exactly like love <3333
SUnny: Not to mention......we totally did his nails for you! D8 You said liked men with awesome hands and feet. I stole my mom's mascara and sparkly nail polish for you! Don't give up on Yunho! Dx
Chunderful: .....
Jaesicle: Oh my..... Seriously, Chunnie?
Chunderful: *sigh* All Junsu's vacant idea
Jaesicle: Ah, I see ^^
SUnny: So, Joongie, PLEASE take Yunho back. I'm BEGGING youz! D'8 It'll DESTROY him if you leave.....DESTROY!
Jaesicle: Oh, baby, I couldn't bear to leave poor Yunho D': He's so amazing~
SUnny: PLEAE, JOONGIE!
SUnny: *PLEASE
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: PLEASE!!!
Jaesicle: Okay! I promise I won't destroy Yunho! o.o
SUnny: PLEASE, JAEJOONG!
Chunderful: Junsu.....
SUnny: PLEASEEEEEE!!! You're gonna make meh cry! Dx
Chunderful: Su......>_>
SUnny: I only did it out of the goodness of my heart!!! PLEASE!!
Jaesicle: I know that, honey! I'm not leaving Yunho. Are you listening??
Chunderful: Susu......
SUnny: PLEASE DON'T MAKE YUNHO'S HEART EXPLODE INTO A BAZILLION LITTLE BAMBI PIECES!!!!! DDDDX PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
Chunderful: JUNSU!!!!!!!!!
SUnny: What? >.>
Chunderful; Jaejoong likes Yunho. So much that it's gross....
SUnny: Really? :'D
Chunderful: ....Yeah....
Jaesicle: Yes! <333 <333
SUnny: YAYZ! 8'D
Jaesicle: Omo! *huggles you both*
SUnny: Awwwwwwwwwz!
Chunderful: Eh.
Jaesicle: Teehee. Su's "Yunho" may have been smexy enough to make my bones tingle, but MY Yunnie makes my heart tingle~ <3
SUnny: OMG LOVE!!!
Chunderful: Haha. Oh, Jae.
Jaesicle: ^^
Jaesicle: Omo! I think we should all sit at the same table for lunch tomorrow~
Chunderful: Eh??
SUnny: o.o
Jaesicle: Come on! We've all bonded so much in these past few weeks. The least we should do is have a simple meal together ^.~
SUnny: But....Yunnie's usually doing something presidential during lunch T.T
Jaesicle: Well, then I'll just have to use my special tactics to convince him to spend his time differently tomorrow. ;D
SUnny: o.o Ooooooh! 8D Naughty Jae~
Chunderful: Are you sure Heechul will be okay with this? He is a bit of a whiny bitch.
Jaesicle: Shut your mouth, Chunnie! >:| His life is simply unfortunate right now and I am his friend and consultant. And I'm sure he'll be fine if I'm absent from his lunch table for one day. Hmph!
Chunderful: Alright, I get it!
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: He's still a whiny bitch....
SUnny: xD
Chunderful: *high fives*
SUnny: *knuckle touch* :3
Chunderful: *penis touch*
SUnny: x_x
Jaesicle: *sigh* So, I'll see you two tomorrow? <3
SUnny: YAY! :D I <3 chu~
Jaesicle: I <333 chu tooooo *kisses*
Chunderful: Hey....don't love each other too much...
Jaesicle: I knowz, Chunnie, I knowz ^^
SUnny: I <3 chu, too Chun~ :D
SUnny: Even if you do constantly rape meh...>.>
Chunderful: You love it, my little sex muffin <3
SUnny: Ewwww! >.<
Chunderful: xD
Jaesicle: Oh, my cute little useless darlings. I shall bid you farewell!
SUnny: Bye!!!!! :3
Chunderful: See ya
***Jaesicle has signed out
Chunderful: And I'll call you later, Su
SUnny: Eh? o.o Why? I called you once we walked home from school together and then you called me again after that and we just had chat time. You want to talk some more? I've got homework to do for you to copy, you know. D<
Chunderful: I know.
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: <3
SUnny: =_=
SUnny: Fine...
Chunderful: Woot!
SUnny: Bye, Chun! xD
Chunderful: Bye, my love <3
SUnny: x.x
***SUnny has signed out
Chunderful: My love...
***Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 28
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Hi! :D
*passes out cookies*
It's been a while, ne? Well, I'm doing lots of stuff in my personal life so this ficcy had to wait. T.T BUT! 8D I've been planning this fic ahead of time and...it will probably last 30-40 chapters. (Um, probably leaning towards 40ish....) Is that a lot? T.T I'm sorry! My characters just have so much to say. ^^ Ah, I shall shut up now. Enjoy!
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Um...when this is finished...are you guys interested in a pdf for this fic? o.o" I've never done that before but I want to know your opinions. ^^ Okay...NOW I'll shut up....o.o""
OMG, I'm so addicted to the drama Shining Inheritance! 8D
*bricked*
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