Hookups and Emoticons
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Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // KiMin (Suju Kibum), Jaemin(one-sided), HyukSu
Length: [50/50]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents
2 - Corndogs and O's
3 - Money and Bambi
4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods
5 - Pokemon and Bananas
6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy
7 - Exercise and Holy Water
8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots
9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms
10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga
11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles
12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships
13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest
14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga
15 - Lambs and Bleach
16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture
17 - Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers
18 - Quotation Marks and Kryptonite
19 - Sugar-Crack Oxygen and Con-men
20 - Police Officers and Starting Over
21 - Butterfly Hunting and Rainbow Deer
22 - Pinky Swears and Passionate Love Adventures
23 - Helmets and Dumb Logic
24 - Lucky Socks and I Spy
25 - Arm-Draping and Lucky Bibimbap
26 - Stairs and Ice Cream
27 - Fate and Impulsive Shopping
28 - Soccer CLUB and Crappy Friends
29 - Kleenex and Dance Sex
30 - Gangbangs and Chain Thrusting
31 - Love and Basketball
32 - 1st Base Jealousy and Accidental Aliens
33 - Runaways and Sunsets
34 - Babies and the Art of the Pout
35 - War and Hockey
36 - Yes and No
37 - Saliva Rape and Christmas Spirit
38 - Agent Micky and Counting Shoelaces
39 - Birthday Cake and Party Shit
40 - Perfunctory Satisfaction and Cheap Internet
41 - Musicians and Swallowing
42 - Trauma and the Han River
43 - Chocolate Milk and Diamonds
44 - Hypocrites and Plutonium Shoes
45 - Rumors and Wine
46 - Cybersex and Bitches
47 - Super Cool Heros and Christmas Presents
48 - Imagination and Vanilla Icing
49 - Migraines and Virgins
50 - Slow Dancing and Freaky Grandchildren
Bonus: AFK
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