Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?), HyukSu, Yunjae, Jaemin, KiMin, HanSiChul
Length: [8/?]
Genre: crack, romance
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warning: Some language, some mentions of smex, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents ||
2 - Corndogs and O's ||
3 - Money and Bambi ||
4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods ||
5 - Pokemon and Bananas ||
6 - Yougurt and Bananas ||
7 - Exercise and Holy Water ||
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Chapter 8: First Kisses and Bald Spots
Monday, November 9, 3:30PM
***Jaesicle has signed in
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: OMGAH~!
Jaesicle: OMGAH~
SUnny: JAE :D
Jaesicle: SUSU :D
SUnny: *huggles*
Jaesicle: *kissies*
SUnny: *takes your pants off*
Jaesicle: Whoa, baby honey, Su~
SUnny: Oh. You didn't want that? o.O Guess I'm just used to the pants leaving after the kiss. Cool, then. ^.^
SUnny: *puts your pants back on*
Jaesicle: LOLOL. Do you have any idea how much I LOVE you, Su~<3
SUnny: Well, now you're gonna have to share your love between me and Yunnie~ ;D
Jaesicle: Omgah~
SUnny: Omgah~!
SUnny: So have you fucked yet?
Jaesicle: Oh goodness, Susu baby! We only just met in person today. I couldn't possibly go that far in such little time
SUnny: o.O Seriously??
Jaesicle: Of course!
SUnny: Okay, then. ^.^
SUnny: OMGAH! Did. You. HEAR???
Jaesicle: Omona~ Did I hear WHAT?
SUnny: About Sungmin~ ;D
Jaesicle: Omgomgomg. Sungmin! The one that always wears pink?
SUnny: Yesh! >D
Jaesicle: Ooooooh. He KNOWS he rocked that hot pink polo he wore last week.
SUnny: I wonder if his underwear is pink o.o
Jaesicle: Babe, if they were, he'd still be a fashionista~
SUnny: Right! :D
SUnny: But he'd be a pedophile fashionista >D
Jaesicle: Omo! Sounds like you've got some GOOOOOD gossip, Susu~<3
SUnny: ;D Ooh, Susu doodoo
SUnny: ....O.O" Wait..I take that last line back
Jaesicle: LOLOLOL! You're so silly~<33333
SUnny: Why thank youz ;D
SUnny: But guess what I heard......
Jaesicle: OOOOOH! The suspense ish killing me!
SUnny: I heard.........>D
Jaesicle: Kyaaa~
SUnny: ...that........>DD
Jaesicle: Omo omo! SU! If you DON'T tell me right NOW I think I'll just have to DIE!
SUnny: Sungmin is going out with a middle schooler!
Jaesicle: *GASP* What???
SUnny: I know, right?!?! Some kid named Kyuhyun. Isn't that scandalous????
Jaesicle: Hmmmmm....well it depends.....
SUnny: o.o Jae.......what are you thinking?
Jaesicle: Well.....is the middle schooler hot?
SUnny: O.O HAHAHAHAHA! xD You're so awesome~
Jaesicle: Why, thank youz~<3
SUnny: <333
Jaesicle: You know what? I bet since Sungmin has such GREAT taste, his little middle school boyfriend is a SMEXY MASTERPIECE. <333
SUnny: *gasp* I never thought about it like that :D
Jaesicle: Of course, baby~ Think outside the box<3333
Jaesicle: Hey, do you know if this Kyuhyun kid is a 3rd year middle schooler?
SUnny: Mmmmmmm, I think he is
Jaesicle: Well, since Sungmin is a 2nd year high schooler, it's not too too bad of an age difference. Especially if Kyuhyun is HOTT
SUnny: Oooh! You're such a genius at interpreting gossip, JJ! :DD
Jaesicle: Omo! JJ? No one's called me that nickname before
SUnny: o.o Seriously??? But it's such an AWESOME name for an AWESOME person ;D
Jaesicle: :DDDD Omg! I'm SOOO glad I met you, Susu~<3 You rock my world
SUnny: I knowz I do~
SUnny: So......
SUnny: Is Yunnie going to be rocking your world any time soon? ;D
Jaesicle: Ahh! Susu! Let's work on getting to our first kiss before we start worrying about that!
SUnny: O.o You guys haven't kissed yet?
Jaesicle: Of course not! How long does it usually take you to get a first kiss out of a guy?
SUnny: Mmm...not long...
Jaesicle: Ooooh, I guess that's because my Susu is such a FABULOUS flirt~
SUnny: You have no idea ;D
Jaesicle: *gasp* Sounds like another story!
SUnny: Mmmmm, maybeh. ;DD But I'll tell you next time. But right now.. YUNHO
SUnny: Did you know he likes Bambi??
Jaesicle: NO! <33
SUnny: Yes! <3
Jaesicle: I have such a powerful feeling that me and Yunho are going to get along just fine~
SUnny: Teehee. You guys have such chemistry~
Jaesicle: Oh, I knowz~
Jaesicle: But....he's a lot different from how he was online....
SUnny: ...Oh really....o.o"
Jaesicle: Yeah. Like, at first he was just weird and rather insulting.
SUnny: >.>
Jaesicle: And then he was suddenly pouring confidence and suaveness and....ah, rather perfect<3
SUnny: ;D
SUnny: So, wait. Which Yunho did you like the best?
Jaesicle: Mmmmmm....
SUnny: o.o""
Jaesicle: Confident Yunho was a real turn on, honey, I will not lie about that <3
SUnny: ;D
SUnny: o.o" But what about.....?
Jaesicle: But...I really like Yunho Yunho.
SUnny: Yunho Yunho? o.o
SUnny: Like, You know Yunho xD
SUnny: You know Yunho, ya know~
SUnny: Wait, I'm confused. >.< Which Yunho is Yunho Yunho??
Jaesicle: *pokes chu*
Jaesicle: The Yunho Yunho I met today, silly~
SUnny: O.O Oh! That's good. Phew! I don't wanna have to flirt for him from now until you guys get married. x'D
Jaesicle: Su, honey, what do you mean by that?
SUnny: O___O
SUnny: Oh...HAHAHAH!
SUnny: >.>
SUnny: Well....I helped Yunho out a little bit....with the flirting......just a lil....bit.....
Jaesicle: Oh! So he must have suddenly remembered your teachings after Bomb Yunho completely failed and Confident Yunho came in. ^.^ You're such a good influence~<3
SUnny: ;D I knowz
SUnny: So you like Yunho Yunho? 8D
Jaesicle: Omo~
Jaesicle: He's so...so....
SUnny: 8D
Jaesicle: akjhdfjk
SUnny: O.O"
Jaesicle: Whoops! Sorry sorry, Susu~ Accidentally keyboard smashed after I sneezed. I've been sneezing a lot since I came home from school.
SUnny: Heh heh. >D You knowz that when you sneeze it means someone is talking about chu~ Probably Yunnie~
Jaesicle: I hope he is~
SUnny: Teehee~
SUnny: So? So? You were describing Yunho Yunho. 8D What do you think??? o.o
Jaesicle: Oh! He's so, so, so......
SUnny: O_O
Jaesicle: Cute~
SUnny: *squee*
Jaesicle: I mean, he's a little bit more like Bomb Yunho in person than he is Confident Yunho...but...
SUnny: o.o""" Oh...then should I...coach him a little bit more....??
Jaesicle: Nah, babe. I can handle him ^.~
SUnny: Okies :D
Jaesicle: Yunho Yunho is a lot less of a hazard than Bomb Yunho was. Ugh. But the poor boy must have been so nervous then
SUnny: Heh. You have no idea >.>
Jaesicle: Mmmmm shall I tell you about Yunho Yunho?
SUnny: 8D He's my best friend and I know practically everything, but SURE, you can tell me about him!! 8DD
Jaesicle: Well~~~~
Jaesicle: The first time I saw him right before school started~~~~
Jaesicle: It was in front of that water fountain that overshoots water over the entire fountain and hits the wall
SUnny: Oh, on the first floor?
Jaesicle: Yep!
Jaesicle: .....
Jaesicle: ...And then.....<3
SUnny: Oh, the suspense! 8D
Jaesicle: Lol! He blushed when he first saw me~<3 Omo! I've never seen President Jung Yunho blush.
Jaesicle: I just want to stick him in my pocket and take him home with me~
SUnny: So you can fuck him? 8D
Jaesicle: NOEZ! Not yet, Su!!!!!!
SUnny: =.= Then when????????? I wantz to knowz!!!!!!!! >8DDD
Jaesicle: I told you~ These things take time. And.......I need to get that first kiss~
SUnny: OOOOOOOOOOHZ! 8D
SUnny: *love ish in teh air*
SUnny: Wait...have you ever been kissed before...? >D
Jaesicle: Of course, of course. I'm hot. Why wouldn't I have been kissed before~?
SUnny: Who was it, who was it??
Jaesicle: You'll be shocked~
SUnny: *squee*
Jaesicle: ....
Jaesicle: My first kiss was....
SUnny: Omo! :D
Jaesicle: Lol
Jaesicle: Tablo
SUnny: ...
SUnny: o.o?
SUnny: Who????
Jaesicle: Tablo. The one that graduated three years ago.
SUnny: =.= It's not juicy gossip if I have no idea who you're talking about....
Jaesicle: *sigh* I guess older men aren't included in your circle of friends~
SUnny: Psh! I've got plenty of old friends
Jaesicle: Like who??
SUnny: My mom's friends at work like meh >:D
Jaesicle: LOL, Su~<3
SUnny: But no seriously, who the crap is Tablo?? o.o??
Jaesicle: I told you, hun! He graduated 3 years ago. And he was pretty popular. You must have heard SOMETHING about him. He hung out a lot with that guy nicknamed Tukutz.
SUnny: Is that all you know about him?
Jaesicle: Well...the kiss was a bit unexpected...
SUnny: Ooooh! NOW it sounds juicy. >D Unexpected kisses with older men I don't know. *squee*
Jaesicle: It was in a private, cozy little corner of the library. He was there for a project, I was there to get some music book for Yoochun. We'd known each other for a while through friends of friends and we mostly joked around with each other. Until that fateful day...
SUnny: 8D
Jaesicle: I was curious, so...I cornered him between a bookshelf and the fish tank...and....
SUnny: 8DD
Jaesicle: *SMOOCHIES*
SUnny: *pops* OMO! 8DDD My Joongie is so irresistable!!!
Jaesicle: Teehee~ Of course I was. Who could resist an adorable elementary school kid with soft pouty lips and innocent eyes~ 8]
SUnny: Wait....You were in elementary school...
SUnny: Then what kind of hot and smexy first kiss is this???? D<
Jaesicle: Heehee~ Well, let's just say I realized that men were soooo delicious much earlier than most other little boys do~ ;D
SUnny: Oooooh~ I kissed meh first boy in middle school~
SUnny: But seriously, Jaejoong. ELEMENTARY????
SUnny: And didn't you say Tablo was older????
Jaesicle: Yep.
SUnny: You little smex demon >D
Jaesicle: Honey, kissing shouldn't be a gift that only adults can have fun with. Plus, Tablo had no idea what was going on at the time, so he shouldn't feel too guilty.
SUnny: Wah?? o.o You lip raped him??
Jaesicle: Mmmmmmm, a little~<3
SUnny: LOLOLOLOL x'D His first kiss was stolen by some grade school kid!
Jaesicle: Oh, he was in middle school at the time. I'm sure he could handle the shock. Besides, if he saw me now, he wouldn't be complaining, honey~
SUnny: Ooooh, sexy Jae~
Jaesicle: You knowz it~
SUnny: :D
Jaesicle: :D
SUnny: Are you a virgin? :D
Jaesicle: Haha! You get right to the point, don't you?
SUnny: That ish how I roll >D
Jaesicle: Wellz I likez how you rollz~
Jaesicle: And no, I'm not a virgin.
SUnny: al;kdfaksfjadk
SUnny: Omehgah! 8D WHO? WHO? WHO?
Jaesicle: Hyunjoon~
SUnny: O.O That hottie??????????????
Jaesicle: ;D
SUnny: WHEN????????????
Jaesicle: Oh, some time in my 1st year
SUnny: YOU WERE IN 1ST GRADE?!?!?!??!??!??!? D8
Jaesicle: o.O" Goodness, NO! 1st year of high school
SUnny: Oh. :D
Jaesicle: :D
Jaesicle: It was pretty awkward but...a good experience, I suppose.
SUnny: It only gets better the more you try it out >D
Jaesicle: Psh. I wouldn't know. I've only done it with Hyunjoon. But we broke up the summer before 2nd year.
SUnny: YOU BROKE UP IN 2ND GRADE?!??!?! D'8
SUnny: Oh wait..... Nevermind. :D
Jaesicle: o.O" LOLOL xD
SUnny: But no, seriously...o.o...You haven't done it since????
Jaesicle: Nope.
SUnny: But you've had more relationships, right? You don't strike me as the type to stay single for long~ Cuz you're smexy Jae~ ;D
Jaesicle: That ish right~<333
Jaesicle: And I have had some relationships, but none of them progressed to......you know...
SUnny: Romping around in the back of cars? 8D
Jaesicle: That. Lol. I've just never made another connection quite like Hyunjoon. He was special but it fizzled out. We were immature, anyway
SUnny: Would you ever go back to him? o.o Recycling men isn't a horrible thing. >D Especially if they're good at smex~ >D
SUnny: Wait....what about my Yunnie?? T.T You wouldn't drop him for some ex, would you??? D<
Jaesicle: T.T I would never do such a thing. Me and Hyunjoon are O.V.E.R.
SUnny: Good! :D Cuz I <3 Yunnie~
Jaesicle: Yunnie ish a cutie ^.^
SUnny: Yunnie ish meh bestie 8D
Jaesicle: You're a cutie, too~
SUnny: Joongie ish meh bestie, too 8'D
Jaesicle: Reallyz?? 8'D
SUnny: Yesh! 8''DD
Jaesicle: 8''''''''D
SUnny: *huggles*
Jaesicle: *snuggles*
Jaesicle: Wait, so....are you a virgin, Su, honey? >D
SUnny: *juggles*
SUnny: Of course not. >D Do I strike you as one?
Jaesicle: Well...actually yes, babe. Lol~
SUnny: Really? o.o"
Jaesicle: o.o" Duh. Hasn't anyone ever told you that you're the most innocent looking angel food cake they've ever laid eyes on??
SUnny: No, but I've been told I'm a sexy piece of ass and would like to get me laid. >D
Jaesicle: Oh, goodness! How aggressive!
SUnny: I like 'em like that~<3
Jaesicle: Ish Hyukjae like that?
SUnny: >D
Jaesicle: OOOOOH!
Jaesicle: Susu is a naughty little thing~
SUnny: Hellz yes >D
***Maximini has signed in
SUnny: I'm the sexiest, most wanted, squeezable, kissable, suckable, fuckable boy named Kim Junsu in Korea~
Maximini: ...What the...?
SUnny: O__________________________________________O"
SUnny: What the FUCK are you doing here!??!??!?!?!?!??!??!??!?!?!??!!?
Maximini: Oh, such language, boy named Kim Junsu. Mom wouldn't like that
Jaesicle: Whoopsie. Lol
Maximini: Why, hello, Kim Jaejoong
Jaesicle; Oh, dear~ He knows meh family name
Maximini: Of course. I did a little research
SUnny: NERD. >xP
SUnny: And he just guessed. EVERYONE'S family name is Kim >xPP
Maximini: Shut up. I did too do some research. I asked around a little and stuff. And guess what I learned.
Jaesicle: Haha~ What did you learn?
SUnny: STALKER
Maximini: You dyed your hair blond
Maximini: And it looks good
Jaesicle: Oh! A compliment! Thanks so much! :D
Maximini: Wanna know how I found out?
Jaesicle: Yes!
SUnny: No!
Maximini: I saw a man with flaxen hair at a water fountain near a 1st year classroom. And I just knew it was you
SUnny: Pft. LIAR! D< And I bet you don't even know what 'flaxen' means!
Jaesicle: Teehee. I was wandering over there today. You have good intuition
Maximini: I have good taste in men, too
Jaesicle: Haha! Oh, he's so cute, Su! Can I keep him?
SUnny: NO! D8<
Maximini: You just want everyone to be as unhappy as you
SUnny: xP
SUnny: Go AWAY!
Maximini: Mmmm, I don't think so. Jaejoong wants to keep me
Jaesicle: I do!
SUnny: You don't! D8<
Maximini: He does~
Maximini: But I do have some concerns, though...
Jaesicle: Oh, my, honey. What's on your mind?
SUnny: NOTHING. >xP
Maximini: While you were at the water fountain, I saw you talking with someone. He said your name. That's how I found out it was you
SUnny: STALK. ER. >xP
Maximini: But my concern lies in the identity of the person you were speaking with
SUnny: STALKER NERD >xP
Maximini: Jung Yunho. Am I wrong?
Jaesicle: No, noes. You're correct, baby
Maximini: Well, I was wondering if you w
Maximini: Wait...did you just call me 'baby'?
Jaesicle: Oh? Should I not?
Maxmini: Can you always?
Jaesicle: What? Call you 'baby'?
Maximini: Please.
SUnny: O.O STOP IT!!! D8 Don't fall for it, JAE!
Jaesicle: Oh, don't be silly, Susu. I call everyone baby. I don't see why I shouldn't call you're baby brother 'baby' <3
Maximini: I'm not his baby brother. I'm his superior
SUnny: D'8
Maximini: But you can call me whatever you want, Jaejoong
Jaesicle: Lolzzzz. I shall~<3
SUnny: Then I'm gonna call you muffin brain. xP
Maximini: Keep that up and I'll tell mom that you're insecure about your weight again
SUnny: NO CHANGMIN! D8 Not againz! I'm not even insecure about my weight! I'm fucking normal!!!
Maximini: Mom didn't seem to think so. I told her that only once that one time 2 years ago and she took one look at your butt and put you on a diet for 5 months. Remember that?
SUnny: NOOOOO! I can't possibly go without even more food! You're already mooching off half all my mealz
Maximini: Twas the deal, my friend. And it's 70% of all meals, not half. For a month.
SUnny: No. ]:
Maximini: No? Then I guess I have permission to also tell mom about your interesting relationship with Hyukjae...
SUnny: NO! >.<
Maximini: Good. Then when mom makes dinner tonight, keep yours warm for me, kay? <3
SUnny: I het chu!
Maximini: <3
Maximini: Anyway, Jaejoong. About Yunho
Jaesicle: Yes? What about my boyfriend?
Maximini: Well he
Maximini: What...."BOYFRIEND??"
Jaesicle: Well, we're still in our early stages and we haven't dated yet, but I can see we're headed in that direction.
Maximini: I see...
SUnny: Ha! >D Give up, runt
Maximini: Never
Maximini: Yunho kicks small children
Jaesicle: Excusay mwah??
SUnny: Huh? o.o
Jaesicle: "Excuse me." It's French, Susu~
SUnny: Oh. :D
Maximini: I've got pictures to prove it.
SUnny: WHATEVER D8< Yunnie would never kick kids. He's my best friend!
Maximini: I don't care what YOU think of that monster. I'm just informing Jaejoong
Jaesicle: That's so silly, Minnie. ;D
Maximini: No, really. It's true. He
Maximini: ...Did you just call me 'Minnie'?
Jaesicle: What? Another nickname you'd like to be called~?<33333
Maximini: YES.
SUnny: Psssh. Yeah, minnie in your pants. >xP
Maximini: Shut up, midget.
SUnny: I'm not short! D':<
Maximini: Really? Then how come when we stand next to each other, I always have a clear view of that bald spot growing on your head?
SUnny: You can't!
SUnny: ....AND I DON'T HAVE A BALD SPOT!!!!
SUnny: I'm too young and awesome for bald spots!!!
SUnny: ._. Right....?
Jaesicle: Of course, Su~
Maximini: Nope. You're getting old. I'm telling mom
SUnny: WHAT? NO! She'll start feeding me prunes. T_T
Maximini: Hmmmm. On second thought, I won't tell mom. No way I'm taking 70% of your prunes. I want real food.
Maximini: So, anyway. Back to people that matter. Jaejoong~
Jaesicle: Teehee. I'm here~
Maximini: Just remember what I've said about that Yunho person. I know he seems nice but once you really get to know him...it's not pretty...
SUnny: SHUT. UP! D8< He's my best friend and I KNOW he's not a bad person! He's perfect for Joongie!
Maximini: See what I mean, Jaejoong? If Yunho is even acquainted with a thing like Junsu then what good could possibly come from it?
SUnny: I'M NOT A THING!!?!!!
Maximini: Not according to dad.
SUnny: No... D'8
Jaesicle: LOOOOOOOOOOL! x'D You boys are so FUNNY!!!! I just want to hug you both FOREVAH!!!
Maximini: ...Is that a promise...?
Jaesicle: Uh-ohz. Look at the time. I'd better get my homework done before one of my sisters starts pestering me to braid her hair~ I know I'm good at it, but I've gotz a life too ya knowz~<33333
SUnny: I knowz ;D
SUnny: And you know YUNHO knowz xP
Maximini: I know Yunho knows nothing....
Jaesicle: LOLOLOLOL! I need to get off before I spend WAAAY too much time having fun with you two. Buh-byeeeee!!!!
***Jaesicle has signed out
Maximini: Wow.
SUnny: Shut up! xP
Maximini: So, like, is Jaejoong your friend now?
SUnny: Of course. >D Because I'm awesome and he's awesome so we make awesome friends~
Maximini: You don't deserve a man like him
SUnny: Hey! D8<
SUnny: And where the fuck are you???? You better not be in mom and dad's room on dad's laptop again. I'M TELLING!!!!
Maximini: Psssh. Good luck with that. I'm at the library. I'm doing research for a project. The internet connection here is slow but at least I still get to annoy you and flirt with Jaejoong
SUnny: NO FLIRTING WITH MY FRIENDS!!?!?!?!?!!? @______@
SUnny: Besides, he's gonna hook up with Yunho. >D They're gonna fall in love, have lots of smex, get married, have lots of smex and have lots of Yunjae babies, so HA!
Maximini: Pffft. Yunjae?? More like Jaeho. That baby-kicker
SUnny: Yunho does NOT kick babies!! He LIKES kids. Which is why he and Jaejoong will make YUNJAE babies!
Maximini: Not if I have anything to say about it
SUnny: Which you better NOT *rawr*
Maximini: Oh, I will. And there's lots of things I can do at a public library. Lots of materials available...lots of things I could do.....
SUnny: I'M TELLING MOM YOU'RE JERKING OFF IN THE LIBRARY
Maximini: SHUT UP IDIOT. Only you would use an institution of learning for something so vile
SUnny: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
Maximini: I'm not a nerd. I'm smart.
SUnny: Nerd
Maximini: Smart
SUnny: Nerd
Maximini: Smart
SUnny: Nerd
Maximini: Smarter than you
SUnny: Nerdier than you
SUnny: ...
SUnny: Wait.....
Maximini: You've proved my point and thoroughly insulted yourself. I'm soooo glad you're my big brother.
SUnny: D:< I will eatz you!
Maximini: Fine. But you're only allowed to enjoy 30% of me
SUnny: No! TT.TT
Maximini: You're such a tool
Maximin: Oh crap
Maximini: I left my cell at home again. If Kibum calls, I give you permission to answer. Tell him I'm at the library studying. And....preparing for something....
SUnny: Psssh. Whatever! xP I'm telling him you DIED.
Maximini: And he will call you a moron.
SUnny: He doesn't talk! >o
Maximini: And he will silently call you a moron.
SUnny: GRRRRRRRRR!!!!! 3:< He's a weirdo! You're incapable of finding normal friends. Or any friends. >:P
Maximini: ...Shut up. I'm simply mature for my age. And only Kibum understands that
SUnny: How can you even tell?? He doesn't TALK
Maximini: YOU talk too much. You just can't understand his subtleties.
SUnny: He SUBTLY doesn't TALK D<
Maximini: Yeah, well Yoochun is stupid
SUnny: Ha! You LIKE Yoochun. >D You like all my friends. Because I'm awesome and have lots of awesome friends~
Maximini: I don't like Yunho...
SUnny: Only cuz he's better than you D<
Maximini: IS NOT. And Hyukjae creeps me out. The few times I've seen him, he didn't even look you in the eye when you talked. And you talk A LOT
SUnny: Cuz he was DISTRACTED
Maximini: You attracted mentally disturbed friends
SUnny: GO CHEW OFF ALL YOUR FINGERS!!!!!! DDDD<
Maximini: No, I think I'll just enjoy your dinner tonight
SUnny: No p_q
Maximini: Wtf kind of emoticon is that?
SUnny: I think I made it up. Cuz I'm just that offended by your birth p_q
Maximini: Dad was offended by your birth
SUnny: STOP IT! I AM NOT UNWANTED!
Maximini: You can lie to yourself all you want but mom still cried when she found out she was pregnant with you
SUnny: She was just...kidding when she told that story....T.T
Maximini: Uh-huh. Sure~
Maximini: Well, this was fun, but I've got work to do. Tomorrow will be a...productive day
SUnny: NERD!!! D8<
Maximini: Reject
***Maximini has signed out
SUnny: ....
SUnny: RAWWWWRZ!!!!!
SUnny: ....
SUnny: I'm not unwanted......
SUnny: I'M NOT D8<
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Chapter 9-----------------------------------
WIN!MIN RETURNS >8D
Heh heh...I wonder what he's planning....>D Stay tuned! I think I'm on a writing roll this week!
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