Hookups and Emoticons [17]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [17/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture ||
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Chapter 17: Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers
November 19, Thursday, 3:20PM
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: Omo! D:
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: JAEEEEEEEE!!! 8D
Jaesicle; Omg, Su~ T.T
SUnny: What's up? o.o What did you need to tell me that was so important?
Jaesicle; Omg....Susu....are you sitting down?
SUnny: =.= Well I'm not walking around with my laptop attached to my fingers...so yeah I'm sitting down...
Jaesicle: Omo omo omo, good! Susu...I don't know how else to tell you this.....but
SUnny: WHAT??? D< I don't know what's going on! I hate when I don't know what's going on! Someone tell me what's going on!!!!
Jaesicle: *sigh* Baby...Hyukjae is cheating on you
SUnny: o.O Huh???
Jaesicle: I'm so so SO unbelievably sorry. I saw that man whore making out with Leeteuk after school in one of the science lab rooms. I know it's rather harsh for you to hear something like this so suddenly...but I had to let you know. Because you're my friend, Susu. You're my friend <3
SUnny: o.O?
SUnny: xDDDDDDDD
Jaesicle: ....Junsu? No offense, honey, but have you lost your mind?? o.o
SUnny: HAHAHAAAHHAAAHHAHA! x'D
Jaesicle: Omoooo, I knew it would end like this! TT.TT Susu's innocent little soul just couldn't take the heartbreak of losing his love to a cheap floozy. OMOOOO! I'm sorry, Su! You can come to my place if you want me to console you. I'm here for you, baby, I'm here.
SUnny: x''''DDDDDDDDD No, no! No! That's fine, Jae. xDDDD HA!
Jaesicle: Or you can pour your heart out to Yoochun. I'm sure he'll be glad to help heal your broken heart...
SUnny: PFFFT!!! HAHAHHHAHAA! Whatever!!!! xDDDDD
Jaesicle: Aw, you poor baby. T.T
SUnny: No, Jae! You don't understand x'D
Jaesicle: Why, of course I understand. Do you know how hopeless I felt after I caught Kangin with his hands inside some other man's pants? Those were hard times
SUnny: HAHHAHAHA! No, Jae let me explain
SUnny: O.O You went out with Kangin??????
Jaesicle: Aigoo~ It seems like so long ago. I think it was during 2nd year for a really short time. *sigh* I told you me and Kangin just don't klickz very well. Don't know why I didn't figure that out before I agreed to date him.
SUnny: Well, apparently at the time, he was good enough for you to fuck him. >D
Jaesicle: Goodness, no! o.o We did nothing of the sort! N.O.T.H.I.N.G. Didn't I tell you that Hyunjoon was the only one I ever trusted for that??
SUnny: Psh! LOL. xDD Yeah, yeah. I'm just messing with you.
Jaesicle: Ah, well, sweet lord, wherever did you get that mouth of yours??
SUnny: My mommy and daddy! :D I got my eyes and nose from them, too~
Jaesicle: You're silly~ ^.^
SUnny: :DD
Jaesicle: :DDD
Jaesicle: Now, what were you trying to say earlier, baby?
SUnny: What? o.o
SUnny: Oh! xD Yeah, about Hyukjae~
Jaesicle: Baby, I am SO terribly sorry
SUnny: Ah, don't be. In fact, I need to thank you because now I've discovered who Hyukjae's 3rd boyfriend is. ^^
Jaesicle: ...I'm not sure I follow
SUnny: Jaejoongie....Hyukjae isn't really my boyfriend.
Jaesicle: What...? What??? Then why do you have all these stories about you and him freaking in the sheets?????
SUnny: Ha! xD Because he's my fuck buddy of course~ Purely fun, no strings whatsoever~
Jaesicle: O.O But...at school...he seems so attached to you...
SUnny: That's cuz I'm his favorite boyfriend. <3 He's got 2 others that he likes to pretend I don't know about. I've known Donghae was his boyfriend for a while but now I know Leeteuk! :D Heh.....and now I need to get his cell number somehow...>D
Jaesicle: So, wait.....you don't have a boyfriend...Like a real boyfriend....?
SUnny: Mmmmm, nope. Guess not. ^.^
Jaesicle: And the fact that Hyukjae was making out with another man doesn't offend you??
SUnny: Nope! :D
Jaesicle: Oh my.....Wow. This is...a lot to absorb....
SUnny: o.o That's what Yunho said when I told him about it 1st year. xD
Jaesicle: You've been screwing around with Hyukjae since freshman year????
SUnny: o.o No, not Hyukjae specifically. xD I couldn't stand being his favorite boyfriend for THAT long~ I've been with him for a few months now. I figure I'll break it off with him before college starts.
Jaesicle: But....I still don't understand. Why, Su, why?
Jaesicle: Wait....what did you mean by 'Not Hyukjae specifically?'
SUnny: Oh, Jae, Jae, Joongie~ I'm popular >D
Jaesicle: You mean.....'popular....?' As in POPULAR popular??
SUnny: o.o I guess. xD
Jaesicle: ...Popular as in...how many....?
SUnny: Well....>D
Jaesicle: Wait! I don't wanna know! >.<
SUnny: Anyone who's willing~ >DD
Jaesicle: I said I didn't wanna know! D<
SUnny: o.o But you're my friend now, JJ~ You gots to know~
Jaesicle: T.T
SUnny: O.O What???
Jaesicle: TT.TT
SUnny: O____O WHAT????
Jaesicle: You...you whore yourself out....to whoever asks???
SUnny: Mmmm, I suppose, yeah.
SUnny: Accept for old people. >.< Ewwz
Jaesicle: JUNSU!!! D:
SUnny: JAEJOONG!!! o.o"
Jaesicle: That CAN'T be healthy!
SUnny: o.o That's also what Yunho said. xD
Jaesicle: >:|
SUnny: What?! I don't have any diseases! And most of the guys I fuck go to one of the high schools in town. I don't give myself out THAT randomly. What? You think I'm a complete prostitute? D<
Jaesicle: Well, you're not far off, baby
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: T.T
Jaesicle: Awww, I'm sorry, honey....
SUnny: WAAAHHHH! D'x
Jaesicle: Oh, nooes! Don't cry, baby Su!
SUnny: *sniff* T.T
Jaesicle: I still love you. Of course, of course, I LOVES you, Susu! <33333
SUnny: :'D
Jaesicle: But.....
SUnny: D':
Jaesicle; It's not good for you, love. Physically or emotionally.
SUnny: I'm a big boy. D:<
Jaesicle: I know, I know, but that doesn't mean you have to show off your big boy to all of Seoul, honey
SUnny: o.o I'm not! Just the horny high school guys~
Jaesicle: ...Oh, Su..Su...
SUnny: I thought you said you loved meh. D'x
Jaesicle: I do!!! I shall always luv my baby~<333333
Jaesicle: But I want what's best for you. Because I do love you. D':
Jaesicle: Wait...what did Yoochun say when you told him?? Was he...sensitive about it?
SUnny: He doesn't know.
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: I'm sorry. I think you just made a typo. Did you just say, he doesn't KNOW???
SUnny: o.o"
Jaesicle: Your bestest friend???
SUnny: Bestestest friend! :D
Jaesicle: BESTESTEST FRIEND!!! Park Yoochun has no idea!!??!?!
SUnny: ...
Jaesicle: What about Hyukjae?? He knows about Hyukjae, right? I KNOW he knows about Hyukjae
SUnny: Of course. How could I hide that??
SUnny: He just doesn't know about Donghae or Leeteuk...or anyone else
Jaesicle: a;lkdfja;lkfj;aejf;aejdsf;od;fskfajflkdjfasf
SUnny: o.o""
Jaesicle: YOU'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOREVAH!!!
SUnny: O.O""" I know
Jaesicle: And this subject just...never came up between you two??? What do you guys talk about???
SUnny: Everything. We talk about everything. Because he's my bestestest friend.
Jaesicle: Yeah. Everything BUT what you do in your private life. What kind of bestestest friend ish that?? D:<
SUnny: Are you mad at me, Jaejoong?
Jaesicle: *sigh* I'm disappointed. I couldn't stay mad at you.
SUnny: T.T
Jaesicle: You're too addictive for me to stop being your friend now~
SUnny: :D
Jaesicle: So, how come you told me and Yunho and not Yoochun?? Chunnie is a perfectly reliable person no matter how much of a lazy bum he is that sleeps throughout his entire life. You can trust him, you know
SUnny: No.
Jaesicle: You don't trust him?
SUnny: No, I'm not telling him.
Jaesicle: That doesn't make sense. You trust him but not enough to tell him?
SUnny: In a way, yes.
Jaesicle: Whyyyy, Su? You only met me a few weeks ago. What if I woke up tomorrow and told the whole school, huh? Would you trust me more than Yoochun then?
SUnny: As long as Yoochun doesn't find out, I'd still love you
Jaesicle: Junsu.
SUnny: What?
Jaesicle: I don't understand. I just don't.
SUnny: You don't have to.
Jaesicle: Susu...
SUnny: I love you, Joongie. I really do. When Yoochun introduced us, we clicked immediately and now I never ever want to lose you as a friend. You're practically my older brother now~<3
SUnny: But if Yoochun ever finds out about this from you, I'll kill you.
Jaesicle: ...Oh my...
SUnny: I'd kill you.....like Chunnie tried to kill me on Monday! D'8 I don't know what's so bad about lamb underwear. They're cute!
Jaesicle: Susu...
SUnny: He did bring his mom's umbrella.....>.> But he didn't shove it up my asshole. He just beat me with it. D'''8
Jaesicle: Su, you can't just avoid this
SUnny: And he kicked me. T.T There was lots of kicking. And he threw stuff at meh. WHY!?
Jaesicle: Junsu, stop.
SUnny: And then Changmin tried to join in, the stupid maggot. D8< But I put him in a headlock of doom. >D
Jaesicle: You can't just hide all of this behind a smile. You're hurting yourself.
SUnny: But then Chunnie kicked me again and wrestled me til I let go of Changmin. T.T And then Changmin escaped, dammit.
Jaesicle: *sigh*
SUnny: It's times like these I wish my room wasn't upstairs and my parents weren't so freaking old and deaf. =.= Daddy could've saved meh!
Jaesicle: Baby...
SUnny: I still have bruises! And I know I shed blood somewhere, I know it!
SUnny: Chunnie's brutal T.T
Jaesicle: I'm sure he is...
SUnny: He sat on me, Jae! SAT on meh! D8
Jaesicle: Mmhm.
SUnny: And then Mom walked in with brownies, waved at Yoochun while he had his hands around my neck and then walked out ._.
Jaesicle: ...
SUnny: My mom ish so clueless...>.>
Jaesicle: You're just like him
SUnny: Huh? o.o
Jaesicle: You and Yoochun. You're both so evasive about your problems. I must be hanging out with you two too much because I'm starting to do the same thing
SUnny: What do you mean? o.o"
Jaesicle: *sigh* Yunho
SUnny: Yunho??
Jaesicle: Yunho T.T
SUnny:What about Yunho? Is he not good in bed? >D
Jaesicle: Junsu
SUnny: Sorry o.o
Jaesicle: It's just...I know he wants to ask me out on a date.
SUnny: And?
Jaesicle: He won't.
SUnny: o.o Really?? That doesn't sound like Yunho.
Jaesicle: Really?
SUnny: Yep. He usually gets what he wants. I mean, he's been class president since kindergarden. xD He's no wuss~
Jaesicle: Is that so...?
SUnny: o.o What did he do?
Jaesicle: That's just the thing. Nothing. He's done nothing. But I know he wants to do something
SUnny: Whoa... What'd you do to him? O.O
Jaesicle: Huh? o_o
SUnny: That doesn't sound like Yunho at all. Sure, he's really polite and mild-mannered and stuff, but I never thought he'd be the type to even stutter, let alone fail at asking you on a simple date
Jaesicle: *sigh* Well, to me he seems to be stuttering and failing up a storm.
SUnny: O.O Amazing...I've never seen him do something like that. Sure, he was nervous about meeting you, but I thought that would go away. Maybe he's.....he.....
SUnny: >.>
Jaesicle: What?? Baby, he's what????
SUnny: Dear god....O.O He must be INTIMIDATED
Jaesicle:...By what?
SUnny: YOU
Jaesicle: ME?
SUnny: JAEJOONG
Jaesicle: JUNSU? o.o
SUnny: What have you done to meh best friend?! T.T
Jaesicle: ME???
SUnny: You broke him! TT.TT
Jaesicle: Honey, he was broken from the very first words he'd spoken to me
SUnny: T.T
Jaesicle: But I still don't understand what made him so wonderfully confident toward the end of our first meeting. It was so...odd, yet refreshing.
SUnny: O.O Ummmmm >.>
SUnny: So...you don't like Yunho?? D':
Jaesicle: Baby, that's not the case at all~
SUnny: Ohz >D What do you like about him?
Jaesicle: Omg! Like right now. >.< When I think about him, my face gets all flushed. >///< And I can't stop smiling.
SUnny: Awww 8']
Jaesicle: And he's so cute. SO unbelievably CUTE. Especially his laugh~
SUnny: *squee*
Jaesicle: But.....omo! I'm so confuzzled~ >.<
SUnny: Noooo D8 What confuzzles you, Jaez?
Jaesicle: I never know what he wants
SUnny: You 8D
Jaesicle: Hmm?
SUnny: I think he just wants chu~<3 ^.^
Jaesicle: Well, why doesn't he just come and get me?
SUnny: That's what I'm trying to figure out. o.o It's YUNHO. Leader-sshi Yunho. What's WRONG with him???
Jaesicle: *sigh* Maybe I am intimidating. He never seems to know how to act around me. He's always fumbling over his words and saying the wrong thing.
SUnny: Now I see why he needed me and Chun's help so badly. >.> He's hopeless
Jaesicle: But....it's just....so.......OMGAKDLJFA;LDKFJALCUTE
Jaesicle: And that confuses me even more
SUnny: Why, Jaejoong-ilicous? o.o
Jaesicle: Well
Jaesicle: ....Jaejoong-ilicious??
SUnny: I'm trying out new nicknames. :D You're name ish fun~
Jaesicle: xDD *kisses chu*
SUnny: Aww! :*D
Jaesicle: Anywayz~ I've never been attracted to anyone like him. I mean, sure, he's got power as class president, but that kind of thing doesn't appeal to me. And OMG Yunho's hot. HOT, Su. He's HOT.
SUnny: >D
Jaesicle: But...I'm usually attracted to more confident men. Nothing turns me on more than a man who knows how to take charge. But Yunho is different from any man I've ever been attracted to and I'm not sure what to do.
SUnny: Yunnie knows how to take charge. o.o;
Jaesicle: Oh really. I haven't noticed.
SUnny: Grrr... >.> I need to have a talk with him....
Jaesicle: No, no! Don't tell him! I don't want to come off as the whiny boyfriend who wants his lover to change the way he is. I'm not even his bf, yet. I'm just...confused. That's all. I'd like to know what direction this relationship is going.
SUnny: But you do want Yunnie to change, right? o.o
Jaesicle: Well....I'd rather he just bring out the more confident side of himself. I like him the way he is. I just want to see...more
SUnny: And you wanna date. >D
Jaesicle: Hehe <3 A date would be ever so nice~
SUnny: And you wanna kiss >DD
Jaesicle: Omo! I wonder what his lips taste like~ >///<
SUnny: And you wanna have his hands around your.... >D
Jaesicle: Junsu, don't make me put you in time out. I am NOT afraid to become a scary mother to you
SUnny: O_O I was gonna say, waist. You want his hands around your waist. In a hug. Yeah...a hug....>.>
Jaesicle: *sigh* Tsk tsk~
SUnny: T.T
Jaesicle: *sigh sigh* I still love you always, Susu~<33 You're like my mischievous little puppy
SUnny: :D Yayz!
SUnny: And I shall see what I can do about fail!Yunho >D
Jaesicle: You won't tell him what I said, will you? Oh please, oh please don't.
SUnny: I won't! I promise, yo!
Jaesicle: Oh, but if you do tell, I'll just have to inform Yoochunnie of your promise-breaking habits and have him take care of you~
SUnny: O___________________O NO!!!
Jaesicle: Teehee~ ^.^ Then I leave my love life in your capable hands, baby
SUnny: Yayz! :'D
SUnny: I'm gonna go call him now
Jaesicle: Oh! You're already working so fast. Thank you so much, Susu
SUnny: o.o" I was just gonna ask him about our homework. But I'll hint to him about your Yunjae thing, too, I guess. xD
Jaesicle: Yunjae??
SUnny: Oh. That's your couple name. 8D
Jaesicle: Lolzy!! That's so funny! x'D
SUnny: Yeah! 8DD You know what's even funnier?? Chun thinks you guys are Jaeho. >.> But you two are totally Yunjae
Jaesicle: Ah? What's the difference?
SUnny: Yunho's name ish first, which means, he's the manly one in the relationship. ^_^
Jaesicle: Honestly, I don't think it matters as long as there IS a relationship between us
Jaesicle: I don't know why, but...I really want us to work, Su
SUnny: Awww!!! 8DD I shall work hard for your luv!
SUnny: But first I gotta get my homework done. >.> Or else Chun won't have anything to copy tomorrow.
Jaesicle: LOL, baby. Well don't let me hold you up. You do your thing! <3
SUnny: I willz, Jae-mama! 8]
Jaesicle: Jae-mama....?
SUnny: More nicknames! 8D
Jaesicle: HAHA! x'D I'll get offline now before you make me laugh so hard, my wonderful, beautiful voice goes out~ Bye, bye Su, love <3<3<3
SUnny: BYE JAE-NESS!!!!
***Jaesicle has signed out
SUnny: Jae-net Jackson? O.o"
SUnny: Naw. >.>
***SUnny has signed out
Chapter 18
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?) Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [17/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, a tiny lil bit of angst, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles || 12 - Muffins and Sinking Ships || 13 - Pencil Compatibility and Coming Out the Closest || 14 - Morning People and Junsu's Saga || 15 - Lambs and Bleach || 16 - Homowork and Shakespearean Torture ||
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Chapter 17: Nicknames and Evasive Maneuvers
November 19, Thursday, 3:20PM
***Jaesicle has signed in
Jaesicle: Omo! D:
***SUnny has signed in
SUnny: JAEEEEEEEE!!! 8D
Jaesicle; Omg, Su~ T.T
SUnny: What's up? o.o What did you need to tell me that was so important?
Jaesicle; Omg....Susu....are you sitting down?
SUnny: =.= Well I'm not walking around with my laptop attached to my fingers...so yeah I'm sitting down...
Jaesicle: Omo omo omo, good! Susu...I don't know how else to tell you this.....but
SUnny: WHAT??? D< I don't know what's going on! I hate when I don't know what's going on! Someone tell me what's going on!!!!
Jaesicle: *sigh* Baby...Hyukjae is cheating on you
SUnny: o.O Huh???
Jaesicle: I'm so so SO unbelievably sorry. I saw that man whore making out with Leeteuk after school in one of the science lab rooms. I know it's rather harsh for you to hear something like this so suddenly...but I had to let you know. Because you're my friend, Susu. You're my friend <3
SUnny: o.O?
SUnny: xDDDDDDDD
Jaesicle: ....Junsu? No offense, honey, but have you lost your mind?? o.o
SUnny: HAHAHAAAHHAAAHHAHA! x'D
Jaesicle: Omoooo, I knew it would end like this! TT.TT Susu's innocent little soul just couldn't take the heartbreak of losing his love to a cheap floozy. OMOOOO! I'm sorry, Su! You can come to my place if you want me to console you. I'm here for you, baby, I'm here.
SUnny: x''''DDDDDDDDD No, no! No! That's fine, Jae. xDDDD HA!
Jaesicle: Or you can pour your heart out to Yoochun. I'm sure he'll be glad to help heal your broken heart...
SUnny: PFFFT!!! HAHAHHHAHAA! Whatever!!!! xDDDDD
Jaesicle: Aw, you poor baby. T.T
SUnny: No, Jae! You don't understand x'D
Jaesicle: Why, of course I understand. Do you know how hopeless I felt after I caught Kangin with his hands inside some other man's pants? Those were hard times
SUnny: HAHHAHAHA! No, Jae let me explain
SUnny: O.O You went out with Kangin??????
Jaesicle: Aigoo~ It seems like so long ago. I think it was during 2nd year for a really short time. *sigh* I told you me and Kangin just don't klickz very well. Don't know why I didn't figure that out before I agreed to date him.
SUnny: Well, apparently at the time, he was good enough for you to fuck him. >D
Jaesicle: Goodness, no! o.o We did nothing of the sort! N.O.T.H.I.N.G. Didn't I tell you that Hyunjoon was the only one I ever trusted for that??
SUnny: Psh! LOL. xDD Yeah, yeah. I'm just messing with you.
Jaesicle: Ah, well, sweet lord, wherever did you get that mouth of yours??
SUnny: My mommy and daddy! :D I got my eyes and nose from them, too~
Jaesicle: You're silly~ ^.^
SUnny: :DD
Jaesicle: :DDD
Jaesicle: Now, what were you trying to say earlier, baby?
SUnny: What? o.o
SUnny: Oh! xD Yeah, about Hyukjae~
Jaesicle: Baby, I am SO terribly sorry
SUnny: Ah, don't be. In fact, I need to thank you because now I've discovered who Hyukjae's 3rd boyfriend is. ^^
Jaesicle: ...I'm not sure I follow
SUnny: Jaejoongie....Hyukjae isn't really my boyfriend.
Jaesicle: What...? What??? Then why do you have all these stories about you and him freaking in the sheets?????
SUnny: Ha! xD Because he's my fuck buddy of course~ Purely fun, no strings whatsoever~
Jaesicle: O.O But...at school...he seems so attached to you...
SUnny: That's cuz I'm his favorite boyfriend. <3 He's got 2 others that he likes to pretend I don't know about. I've known Donghae was his boyfriend for a while but now I know Leeteuk! :D Heh.....and now I need to get his cell number somehow...>D
Jaesicle: So, wait.....you don't have a boyfriend...Like a real boyfriend....?
SUnny: Mmmmm, nope. Guess not. ^.^
Jaesicle: And the fact that Hyukjae was making out with another man doesn't offend you??
SUnny: Nope! :D
Jaesicle: Oh my.....Wow. This is...a lot to absorb....
SUnny: o.o That's what Yunho said when I told him about it 1st year. xD
Jaesicle: You've been screwing around with Hyukjae since freshman year????
SUnny: o.o No, not Hyukjae specifically. xD I couldn't stand being his favorite boyfriend for THAT long~ I've been with him for a few months now. I figure I'll break it off with him before college starts.
Jaesicle: But....I still don't understand. Why, Su, why?
Jaesicle: Wait....what did you mean by 'Not Hyukjae specifically?'
SUnny: Oh, Jae, Jae, Joongie~ I'm popular >D
Jaesicle: You mean.....'popular....?' As in POPULAR popular??
SUnny: o.o I guess. xD
Jaesicle: ...Popular as in...how many....?
SUnny: Well....>D
Jaesicle: Wait! I don't wanna know! >.<
SUnny: Anyone who's willing~ >DD
Jaesicle: I said I didn't wanna know! D<
SUnny: o.o But you're my friend now, JJ~ You gots to know~
Jaesicle: T.T
SUnny: O.O What???
Jaesicle: TT.TT
SUnny: O____O WHAT????
Jaesicle: You...you whore yourself out....to whoever asks???
SUnny: Mmmm, I suppose, yeah.
SUnny: Accept for old people. >.< Ewwz
Jaesicle: JUNSU!!! D:
SUnny: JAEJOONG!!! o.o"
Jaesicle: That CAN'T be healthy!
SUnny: o.o That's also what Yunho said. xD
Jaesicle: >:|
SUnny: What?! I don't have any diseases! And most of the guys I fuck go to one of the high schools in town. I don't give myself out THAT randomly. What? You think I'm a complete prostitute? D<
Jaesicle: Well, you're not far off, baby
SUnny: o.o
SUnny: T.T
Jaesicle: Awww, I'm sorry, honey....
SUnny: WAAAHHHH! D'x
Jaesicle: Oh, nooes! Don't cry, baby Su!
SUnny: *sniff* T.T
Jaesicle: I still love you. Of course, of course, I LOVES you, Susu! <33333
SUnny: :'D
Jaesicle: But.....
SUnny: D':
Jaesicle; It's not good for you, love. Physically or emotionally.
SUnny: I'm a big boy. D:<
Jaesicle: I know, I know, but that doesn't mean you have to show off your big boy to all of Seoul, honey
SUnny: o.o I'm not! Just the horny high school guys~
Jaesicle: ...Oh, Su..Su...
SUnny: I thought you said you loved meh. D'x
Jaesicle: I do!!! I shall always luv my baby~<333333
Jaesicle: But I want what's best for you. Because I do love you. D':
Jaesicle: Wait...what did Yoochun say when you told him?? Was he...sensitive about it?
SUnny: He doesn't know.
Jaesicle: ...
Jaesicle: I'm sorry. I think you just made a typo. Did you just say, he doesn't KNOW???
SUnny: o.o"
Jaesicle: Your bestest friend???
SUnny: Bestestest friend! :D
Jaesicle: BESTESTEST FRIEND!!! Park Yoochun has no idea!!??!?!
SUnny: ...
Jaesicle: What about Hyukjae?? He knows about Hyukjae, right? I KNOW he knows about Hyukjae
SUnny: Of course. How could I hide that??
SUnny: He just doesn't know about Donghae or Leeteuk...or anyone else
Jaesicle: a;lkdfja;lkfj;aejf;aejdsf;od;fskfajflkdjfasf
SUnny: o.o""
Jaesicle: YOU'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOREVAH!!!
SUnny: O.O""" I know
Jaesicle: And this subject just...never came up between you two??? What do you guys talk about???
SUnny: Everything. We talk about everything. Because he's my bestestest friend.
Jaesicle: Yeah. Everything BUT what you do in your private life. What kind of bestestest friend ish that?? D:<
SUnny: Are you mad at me, Jaejoong?
Jaesicle: *sigh* I'm disappointed. I couldn't stay mad at you.
SUnny: T.T
Jaesicle: You're too addictive for me to stop being your friend now~
SUnny: :D
Jaesicle: So, how come you told me and Yunho and not Yoochun?? Chunnie is a perfectly reliable person no matter how much of a lazy bum he is that sleeps throughout his entire life. You can trust him, you know
SUnny: No.
Jaesicle: You don't trust him?
SUnny: No, I'm not telling him.
Jaesicle: That doesn't make sense. You trust him but not enough to tell him?
SUnny: In a way, yes.
Jaesicle: Whyyyy, Su? You only met me a few weeks ago. What if I woke up tomorrow and told the whole school, huh? Would you trust me more than Yoochun then?
SUnny: As long as Yoochun doesn't find out, I'd still love you
Jaesicle: Junsu.
SUnny: What?
Jaesicle: I don't understand. I just don't.
SUnny: You don't have to.
Jaesicle: Susu...
SUnny: I love you, Joongie. I really do. When Yoochun introduced us, we clicked immediately and now I never ever want to lose you as a friend. You're practically my older brother now~<3
SUnny: But if Yoochun ever finds out about this from you, I'll kill you.
Jaesicle: ...Oh my...
SUnny: I'd kill you.....like Chunnie tried to kill me on Monday! D'8 I don't know what's so bad about lamb underwear. They're cute!
Jaesicle: Susu...
SUnny: He did bring his mom's umbrella.....>.> But he didn't shove it up my asshole. He just beat me with it. D'''8
Jaesicle: Su, you can't just avoid this
SUnny: And he kicked me. T.T There was lots of kicking. And he threw stuff at meh. WHY!?
Jaesicle: Junsu, stop.
SUnny: And then Changmin tried to join in, the stupid maggot. D8< But I put him in a headlock of doom. >D
Jaesicle: You can't just hide all of this behind a smile. You're hurting yourself.
SUnny: But then Chunnie kicked me again and wrestled me til I let go of Changmin. T.T And then Changmin escaped, dammit.
Jaesicle: *sigh*
SUnny: It's times like these I wish my room wasn't upstairs and my parents weren't so freaking old and deaf. =.= Daddy could've saved meh!
Jaesicle: Baby...
SUnny: I still have bruises! And I know I shed blood somewhere, I know it!
SUnny: Chunnie's brutal T.T
Jaesicle: I'm sure he is...
SUnny: He sat on me, Jae! SAT on meh! D8
Jaesicle: Mmhm.
SUnny: And then Mom walked in with brownies, waved at Yoochun while he had his hands around my neck and then walked out ._.
Jaesicle: ...
SUnny: My mom ish so clueless...>.>
Jaesicle: You're just like him
SUnny: Huh? o.o
Jaesicle: You and Yoochun. You're both so evasive about your problems. I must be hanging out with you two too much because I'm starting to do the same thing
SUnny: What do you mean? o.o"
Jaesicle: *sigh* Yunho
SUnny: Yunho??
Jaesicle: Yunho T.T
SUnny:What about Yunho? Is he not good in bed? >D
Jaesicle: Junsu
SUnny: Sorry o.o
Jaesicle: It's just...I know he wants to ask me out on a date.
SUnny: And?
Jaesicle: He won't.
SUnny: o.o Really?? That doesn't sound like Yunho.
Jaesicle: Really?
SUnny: Yep. He usually gets what he wants. I mean, he's been class president since kindergarden. xD He's no wuss~
Jaesicle: Is that so...?
SUnny: o.o What did he do?
Jaesicle: That's just the thing. Nothing. He's done nothing. But I know he wants to do something
SUnny: Whoa... What'd you do to him? O.O
Jaesicle: Huh? o_o
SUnny: That doesn't sound like Yunho at all. Sure, he's really polite and mild-mannered and stuff, but I never thought he'd be the type to even stutter, let alone fail at asking you on a simple date
Jaesicle: *sigh* Well, to me he seems to be stuttering and failing up a storm.
SUnny: O.O Amazing...I've never seen him do something like that. Sure, he was nervous about meeting you, but I thought that would go away. Maybe he's.....he.....
SUnny: >.>
Jaesicle: What?? Baby, he's what????
SUnny: Dear god....O.O He must be INTIMIDATED
Jaesicle:...By what?
SUnny: YOU
Jaesicle: ME?
SUnny: JAEJOONG
Jaesicle: JUNSU? o.o
SUnny: What have you done to meh best friend?! T.T
Jaesicle: ME???
SUnny: You broke him! TT.TT
Jaesicle: Honey, he was broken from the very first words he'd spoken to me
SUnny: T.T
Jaesicle: But I still don't understand what made him so wonderfully confident toward the end of our first meeting. It was so...odd, yet refreshing.
SUnny: O.O Ummmmm >.>
SUnny: So...you don't like Yunho?? D':
Jaesicle: Baby, that's not the case at all~
SUnny: Ohz >D What do you like about him?
Jaesicle: Omg! Like right now. >.< When I think about him, my face gets all flushed. >///< And I can't stop smiling.
SUnny: Awww 8']
Jaesicle: And he's so cute. SO unbelievably CUTE. Especially his laugh~
SUnny: *squee*
Jaesicle: But.....omo! I'm so confuzzled~ >.<
SUnny: Noooo D8 What confuzzles you, Jaez?
Jaesicle: I never know what he wants
SUnny: You 8D
Jaesicle: Hmm?
SUnny: I think he just wants chu~<3 ^.^
Jaesicle: Well, why doesn't he just come and get me?
SUnny: That's what I'm trying to figure out. o.o It's YUNHO. Leader-sshi Yunho. What's WRONG with him???
Jaesicle: *sigh* Maybe I am intimidating. He never seems to know how to act around me. He's always fumbling over his words and saying the wrong thing.
SUnny: Now I see why he needed me and Chun's help so badly. >.> He's hopeless
Jaesicle: But....it's just....so.......OMGAKDLJFA;LDKFJALCUTE
Jaesicle: And that confuses me even more
SUnny: Why, Jaejoong-ilicous? o.o
Jaesicle: Well
Jaesicle: ....Jaejoong-ilicious??
SUnny: I'm trying out new nicknames. :D You're name ish fun~
Jaesicle: xDD *kisses chu*
SUnny: Aww! :*D
Jaesicle: Anywayz~ I've never been attracted to anyone like him. I mean, sure, he's got power as class president, but that kind of thing doesn't appeal to me. And OMG Yunho's hot. HOT, Su. He's HOT.
SUnny: >D
Jaesicle: But...I'm usually attracted to more confident men. Nothing turns me on more than a man who knows how to take charge. But Yunho is different from any man I've ever been attracted to and I'm not sure what to do.
SUnny: Yunnie knows how to take charge. o.o;
Jaesicle: Oh really. I haven't noticed.
SUnny: Grrr... >.> I need to have a talk with him....
Jaesicle: No, no! Don't tell him! I don't want to come off as the whiny boyfriend who wants his lover to change the way he is. I'm not even his bf, yet. I'm just...confused. That's all. I'd like to know what direction this relationship is going.
SUnny: But you do want Yunnie to change, right? o.o
Jaesicle: Well....I'd rather he just bring out the more confident side of himself. I like him the way he is. I just want to see...more
SUnny: And you wanna date. >D
Jaesicle: Hehe <3 A date would be ever so nice~
SUnny: And you wanna kiss >DD
Jaesicle: Omo! I wonder what his lips taste like~ >///<
SUnny: And you wanna have his hands around your.... >D
Jaesicle: Junsu, don't make me put you in time out. I am NOT afraid to become a scary mother to you
SUnny: O_O I was gonna say, waist. You want his hands around your waist. In a hug. Yeah...a hug....>.>
Jaesicle: *sigh* Tsk tsk~
SUnny: T.T
Jaesicle: *sigh sigh* I still love you always, Susu~<33 You're like my mischievous little puppy
SUnny: :D Yayz!
SUnny: And I shall see what I can do about fail!Yunho >D
Jaesicle: You won't tell him what I said, will you? Oh please, oh please don't.
SUnny: I won't! I promise, yo!
Jaesicle: Oh, but if you do tell, I'll just have to inform Yoochunnie of your promise-breaking habits and have him take care of you~
SUnny: O___________________O NO!!!
Jaesicle: Teehee~ ^.^ Then I leave my love life in your capable hands, baby
SUnny: Yayz! :'D
SUnny: I'm gonna go call him now
Jaesicle: Oh! You're already working so fast. Thank you so much, Susu
SUnny: o.o" I was just gonna ask him about our homework. But I'll hint to him about your Yunjae thing, too, I guess. xD
Jaesicle: Yunjae??
SUnny: Oh. That's your couple name. 8D
Jaesicle: Lolzy!! That's so funny! x'D
SUnny: Yeah! 8DD You know what's even funnier?? Chun thinks you guys are Jaeho. >.> But you two are totally Yunjae
Jaesicle: Ah? What's the difference?
SUnny: Yunho's name ish first, which means, he's the manly one in the relationship. ^_^
Jaesicle: Honestly, I don't think it matters as long as there IS a relationship between us
Jaesicle: I don't know why, but...I really want us to work, Su
SUnny: Awww!!! 8DD I shall work hard for your luv!
SUnny: But first I gotta get my homework done. >.> Or else Chun won't have anything to copy tomorrow.
Jaesicle: LOL, baby. Well don't let me hold you up. You do your thing! <3
SUnny: I willz, Jae-mama! 8]
Jaesicle: Jae-mama....?
SUnny: More nicknames! 8D
Jaesicle: HAHA! x'D I'll get offline now before you make me laugh so hard, my wonderful, beautiful voice goes out~ Bye, bye Su, love <3<3<3
SUnny: BYE JAE-NESS!!!!
***Jaesicle has signed out
SUnny: Jae-net Jackson? O.o"
SUnny: Naw. >.>
***SUnny has signed out
Chapter 18
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