Hookups and Emoticons [10]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?), HyukSu, Yunjae, Jaemin, KiMin, HanSiChul
Length: [10/?]
Genre: crack, romance
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warning: Some language, some mentions of smex, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms ||
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Chapter 10: PMSing and Yoochun's Saga
November 11, Wednesday, 4:02PM
***YumYunYum has signed in
***Chunderful has signed in
***Jaesicle has signed in
Chunderful: Yo
Jaesicle: :D
YumYunYum: Where's Junsu?
Chunderful: Oh, so I guess we're just too unimportant for Yunho to properly greet us losers now. I see how it is. Fine then
YumYunYum: Um...hi.....?
Chunderful: Don't try to make up for your snobbishness now
Jaesicle: Awww, don't be so hard on him~ He's just being considerate to everyone like always<3
YumYunYum: Thank you, Jae
Chunderful: Pssh. Considerate to his friends and not us
YumYunYum: But....you guys are my friends now....
Jaesicle: AWWWWWWWWWW :'D <33333
Chunderful: I feel so honored
Jaesicle: No need for teh sarcasm, Chunnie!! >:x
Chunderful: It wasn't sarcasm. I truly feel blessed to be considered one of Jung Yunho's allies. Whoop.
Jaesicle: Sweety, that attitude will get chu nowhere!
Chunderful: What attitude?
Jaesicle: >:x
YumYunYum: But seriously, does anyone know where Junsu is? He's not answering his phone and he was supposed to meet us online. He's usually the first one here.
Chunderful: ...Yeah...talking to himself before anyone else has even turned on their computers...
YumYunYum: Heh...yeah...he does that.
Jaesicle: He told me right after school that he had to meet up with some friends
Chunderful: al;dkfjs;ldkfjsaf
Chunderful: And WE'RE not his friends????????
YumYunYum: I don't think that's what Su meant
Chunderful: I've been his bestestest friend since Changmin was born. So, technically, I'M that genius kid's older brother, too.
Jaesicle: Aww, how cute :']
Chunderful: NOT cute if it doesn't mean anything to Junsu
Jaesicle: Chunnie, are you genuinely mad at Junsu right now?
Chunderful: No. Just wish he would put me first every now and then.
Chunderful: Or fucking tell ME first when he's not going to be where he said he was going to be
Jaesicle: Awww, Chunface is jealous of me~
Chunderful: Chunface is not jealous of ANYONE who trades sperm with Bambi-lovers.
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: How RUDE, Chun! D:<
Jaesicle: If you're just so, so upset about it, why don't you call and ask Junsu to come online as soon as he can?
Chunderful: No.
YumYunYum: He's not answering his phone
Jaesicle: Oh goodness.... Is he okay?
YumYunYum: Who did he say he was going with?
Jaesicle: I don't know. He jumped in the car of some people I didn't recognize and drove off.
Jaesicle: OMO! What if....those people were...bad?????
YumYunYum: Jaejoong...
Jaesicle: What if....what if.....those people KILLED HIM??????
Jaesicle: I didn't even know who they were! How could I let my new best friend into some unknown car without asking questions??? What kind of friend am I?????
YumYunYum: Jae, it's okay
Jaesicle: OMOOOOO!!!! What if he gets in trouble WORSE than murder???? What if.....what if.....WHAT IF......
Jaesicle: What if he gets into peer pressure????? D8
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: I am convinced that peer pressure is the number one cause of deaths in young people. And now our JUNSU BABY is a victim!!
Jaesicle; What if those people made him do drugs or steal or set something on fire??????
YumYunYum: Jaejoong...
Jaesicle: I'll never be able to afford his bail. I'm not a rich and famous hair stylist yet!!!
YumYunYum: Jae! Junsu is fine
Jaesicle: HOW DO YOU KNOW?!?!?! DD'8
YumYunYum: Junsu does that sometimes. You're just not used to it yet because you haven't known him as long as me and Yoochun. Su's just got...lots of friends...
Chunderful: Whatever
YumYunYum: Yeah....you'd know about it more than any of us, Yoochun
Chunderful: ...Huh? o.o
YumYunYum: About Junsu's "hobby."
Chunderful: What are you talking about?
Jaesicle: So...Susu isn't dead?? 8'D
YumYunYum: Nope. Opposite of dead.
Chunderful: That means alive, Jaejoong
Jaesicle: >:| Why, thank you, Chunnie, honey.
Chunderful: You're welcome, precious~
Jaesicle: =.=
Jaesicle: Still...can you call him, Chunnie? Just to make sure he's okay.
Chunderful: But Yunho already said he's not answering his phone
Jaesicle: He's not answering his phone to YunYun. But that doesn't mean he won't answer when you call <33333
Chunderful: Pffft. Don't be so delusional
YumYunYum: Hey, why would he ignore MY calls?
Jaesicle: I'm not delusional. D< I'm sexy!
YumYunYum: I agree
Chunderful: I'm just not calling him. He can call me when he feels like it.
Jaesicle: *gasp* Honey, he may not FEEL LIKE IT til AFTER he's got some hoodlum holding a knife up to his neck. CALL HIM. NOWZ.
Chunderful: What the....? You're never so much of a mom when I've gone missing for five days....
Jaesicle: ...Baby, you've never been missing for five days. You're fairly predictable.
Chunderful: *gasp* Am not! D<
Jaesicle: Oh reallyz?
Chunderful: I'm not!
Jaesicle: Every morning, you come to school fifteen minutes before the first bell rings and wait in the hallway. You talk to me for all of four seconds before Junsu shows up and you disappear with him
YumYunYum: ...Junsu doesn't even talk to me in the mornings... He talks to Yoochun and everyone else...
Jaesicle: Baby, didn't you say you're always helping some club with something in the mornings?
YumYunYum: ...Yes... But that doesn't mean Junsu can't visit me...
Jaesicle: Aw, baby, he just doesn't want to bother you while you work. <33
YumYunYum: Really?
Jaesicle: <3
Chunderful: Ahem.....
Jaesicle: Oh, there he is again being jealous~
Chunderful: I told you, I'm not jealous of Bambi-swapping sperm-lovers.
YumYunYum: ??????
Jaesicle: o.o"
Chunderful: ...Oh wait... That got mixed up...o.o
Jaesicle: xD Anyway~ You follow Junsu to his locker. And when the bell rings, you and Junsu go to your first class. And then you copy his homework and go to sleep.
YumYunYum: ...
Chunderful: Shut up, Yunho. And how do you know what I do in 1st period?? You don't even have that class with us.
Jaesicle: Baby, I've known you since middle school. I know your sleeping habits~<3
Chunderful: .......Shut up, Yunho
YumYunYum: I didn't say anything...
Jaesicle: The rest of your day goes similar to that. I only get the first few minutes of those 2 classes we share to even talk to you before the teacher starts talking and you pass out on your desk. ]:<
YumYunYum: How have you not repeated a grade with study habits like that? Your entire school day is one giant nap
Chunderful: And your point is....?
YumYunYum: ...
Chunderful: My life is happy. When I'm asleep <3
Jaesicle: xD Oh, but you get such a mysterious burst of energy at lunch time~
Chunderful: Of course! Why wouldn't I wake up for food??
YumYunYum: Eating and sleeping is all he knows how to do...
Jaesicle: Well, if you're so eager when food is around, why can't you ever use some of that energy to come talk to me at my lunch table? T.T
Chunderful: Cuz you always sit with Heechul and his crowd. Don't blame ME for our lack of quality time.
Jaesicle: T.T
Chunderful: ...Don't give me that look....
Jaesicle: TT.TT
Chunderful: Noooooooo!
Jaesicle: TTT.TTT
Chunderful: *runs away*
Jaesicle: You just get ruder and ruder, Chunface!
Chunderful: Heh...
Jaesicle: So, anyway, about your predictableness~
Chunderful: Which is all LIES.
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: Okay, so after you eat with Junsu and some other people, you go to all your other classes
YumYunYum: And let me guess. He sleeps.
Jaesicle: Ooooooohz! My YunYun is so smarticles~
YumYunYum: Heh heh...I try...
Chunderful: I really want to pour water on both of you. Smelly water. From the sewer.
Jaesicle: Now, I KNOW your mother taught you more manners than that, Chunnie~
Chunderful: Nope. Meh brother got all the manners and I got all the looks~
Jaesicle: So you claim....>.>
Chunderful: I only claim teh truth
YumYunYum: Right...
Chunderful: I will kick you, Yunho....
YumYunYum: What did I do??
Chunderful: =.= I've got my cyber eye on you....
YumYunYum: ...
Jaesicle: And to complete the saga that is Chunnie bunny's predictable life, you walk home with Junsu every day after school. When you get home, you pester your mother. Listen to music or play music on your piano for a while. Look at your homework and decide against making any attempts at doing it like any good student would. And then you either chat with or talk to your friends on the phone, or play more music and then you go to sleep.
Jaesicle: Ahem. End of Yoochun's daily life~
Chunderful: ...
YumYunYum: ...
Chunderful: Shut up, Yunho.
YumYunYum: It's just that your life is so.....
Chunderful: You don't want to finish that thought.
YumYunYum: Ah, you don't scare me as much as Junsu's threats.
Chunderful: Junsu scares you??
YumYunYum: Mmmm, not really. But when he says things like, "I WILLZ KUT OFF YOUR TONGUE AND SPRAY YOUR EYEBAWL WITH BLEACH!!!! D8<" it makes you kinda wonder....if he's being so graphic about it, then......is he honestly thinking about doing it...?
Chunderful: ............I see where you're coming from....
YumYunYum: Yeah...
Jaesicle: *sigh* Wherever Junsu is, he's got to be sneezing up a storm. Tsk tsk
Chunderful: Huh?
Jaesicle: Well, Susu said that when you sneeze, it means someone is talking about you. And we've spoken of nothing but Junsu this entire time.
Chunderful: We weren't talking about that prick. We were talking about me. And my mundane life. Weren't we, Yunho?
YumYunYum: ...
Chunderful: Plus, any idiot who would believe a load of crap like that is just an idiot.
YumYunYum: But...that's what you told me. About the sneezing. Remember? Monday right after school?
Chunderful: I remember no such thing. Why would I chat with YOU?
YumYunYum: ...
Chunderful: Shut up, Yunho.
Jaesicle: Lolzy~ That's about the same time me and Junsu got online. <33 I was sneezing up such a storm, I accidentally keyboard smashed in the middle of a conversation. Teehee. Silly me~<3
YumYunYum: That's what happened to me, too. Around 3:30ish.
Jaesicle: Me too! Me too!
YumYunYum: So we were both having sneezing fits. Online. At the same time. While chatting with other people
Jaesicle: Oooooooh, we just connect so easily, Yunnie-poo~<33
Chunderful: *twitch*
Chunderful: Hey....you were chatting with Junsu on Monday?
Jaesicle: Why yes, yes I was, sweety<333
Chunderful: Okay.
YumYunYum: .....
Chunderful: What is your PROBLEM, Yunho???????
YumYunYum: It's just......"okay"??
Chunderful: YES, "okay." Was my answer too inadequate for your high standards????
Jaesicle: Why, yes, Yoochun, it was. D:< Now don't get snippy with my Yunnie.
Chunderful: Whatever.
Jaesicle: Chun, baby, you've been pissy ever since we started mentioning Junsu
YumYunYum: Yeah...
Chunderful: No, I've been unbelievably PLEASANT ever since Junsu blatantly stood me up
YumYunYum: Umm, he kinda stood us all up...
Jaesicle: No, no, no. Our Susu didn't stand anyone up. He simply has a life.
YumYunYum: Yeah...a rather complicated life, right, Yoochun?
Chunderful: What the fuck are you talking about, Yunho?
Jaesicle: Whether or not our Susu's life is complicated doesn't matter. All that matters is that we support his decision to hang out with others.
Jaesicle: ...As long as those others aren't...murderers...or bad influences...
Chunderful: That's not fair.
Jaesicle: It is too fair! I will NOT give our Susu permission to hang out with murderers or bad influences! D':<
Chunderful: What? No! Gaaaaah!
YumYunYum: What are you trying to say, Yoochun?
Chunderful: Shut up, Yunho.
YumYunYum: What did I do now??
Jaesicle: Well, it looks like SOMEONE is PMSing today. >:|
Chunderful: Yeah, that's right. I'm PMSing. And it's called "Pissed Mightily at Su."
YumYunYum: ...Wow.
Jaesicle: o.o"
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Shut up, both of you. It wasn't that lame
Jaesicle: Oh, yes it was, baby. xD
Chunderful: Why do I even try....?
Jaesicle: x'D But despite your acronym!fail, what is it you were trying to say, Chunnie?
Chunderful: I don't even know anymore.
YumYunYum: You're pissed at Junsu, right?
Chunderful: DUH
Chunderful: But...no. Not really.
Jaesicle: Okay, now we're just confused, honey. o.o
Chunderful: Now you know how I feel...
Jaesicle: *sigh* Just type it out. Everything you're feeling. It doesn't have to make sense just as long as you get it out
Chunderful: No.
Jaesicle: Ugh! D:< Well, why ever not?!?!!
Chunderful: Not while the Bambi sperm-lover is here.
YumYunYum: What the....???
Jaesicle: T.T Aw, Chunnie. Now you just gave me an absolutely HORRID image of Bambi's sperm T.T
YumYunYum: Oh no. That's horrible
Jaesicle: I knowz. T.T Help me get the image out, Yunnie~
YumYunYum: Just think of Bambi's smile
Jaesicle: Oh my<3 Thank you so much, YunYun. :'D That helped me so so much~
YumYunYum: No problem, Boojae.
Chunderful: *barfs*
Jaesicle: D< The confused boy with the large forehead has NO right to barf at our special moment. Hmph!
Chunderful: GAH! Screw you all! And not in a sexy way!
Jaesicle: *gasp*
Chunderful: If the whole world is gonna be so damn happy without me, then don't do it right under my nose. It's nauseating.
Jaesicle: Well, now you're just being petty. >:| Yunho and I have every right to be happy. Even more so if we're happy together. Why don't you find someone who makes you this happy so you can stop complaining about the whole world??
Chunderful: Because my fucking happiness doesn't even bother to pick up the damn phone.
***Chunderful has signed out
YumYunYum: Whoa.
Jaesicle: *sigh* Chunnie is more delicate than he seems.
YumYunYum: So I've noticed
Jaesicle: I truly hope he can find happiness. But until then, I'll just have to push and tease him til he can sort himself out
YumYunYum: You're such a good friend
Jaesicle: Awz, thank you, Yunnie~<3
YumYunYum: But...I seriously doubt those two will figure themselves out any time soon
Jaesicle: *sigh* I know what you mean D':
YumYunYum: ...Um...
Jaesicle: Oh? Yes, Yunho? o.o You have something else you'd like to say?
YumYunYum: Just....about us.....
Jaesicle: Oooh? And what about us? <3
YumYunYum: Well....I was wondering....a little bit....about....um.....
Jaesicle: <3 I'm waiting, YunYun~ ;D
YumYunYum: Jaejoong....um.....
Jaesicle: Ya know, Yunho, I totallyz give you permission to call me Jaejoongie~ It's cute. And so are you~
YumYunYum: Oh.....wow......I don't.....I don't know what to say.....
Jaesicle: Say my name~ ;D
YumYunYum: ......Jae.....Jaejoongie
Jaesicle: Kyaaaaaaaaa! >///< It makes me want to squeal like a little girl! Nowz, what did you want to tell me, Yunnie~?
YumYunYum: Well.....Jaejoongie......do you want to.....I mean.....I would like to......I mean.....um.....
Jaesicle: <3 Go ahead
YumYunYum: .....................I need a drink of water. I'll be back.
Jaesicle: ^^
YumYunYum: Okay. I'm back.
Jaesicle: And.......?
YumYunYum: I didn't drink it yet. I just got it from the fridge.
Jaesicle: Wellz, hurry up and drink it, Yunnie! x] I want to hear what you have to say. I just KNOW it will be good~
YumYunYum: Okay.......um......Jaejoongie.....would you like to.....um.....go......out........
Jaesicle: <33
YumYunYum: ......and um.........with me.......and.........um..........
Jaesicle: <333
YumYunYum: .................Oh. Oh! Look at the time! I've got to, um, feed the neighbor's dog
Jaesicle: D:
YumYunYum: Sorry, sorry, Jaejoongie. It's my responsibility. Haha. Ha. Well, I'll see you at school tomorrow. Kay?
Jaesicle: Okies....But I'm calling you tonight again. So I can hear you go to sleep again<33
YumYunYum: Dear lord. That would make my night.
Jaesicle: I knowz~ ;D Have fun....ahem....feeding the dogs.
YumYunYum: I will. Um........bye....Jaejoongie
Jaesicle: Bye, Yunnie~
YumYunYum: Bye...
Jaesicle: Buh-bye
YumYunYum: Yeah. Okay. Bye.
Jaesicle: Toodles, sweety~
YumYunYum: ...Bye....
Jaesicle: *waves cutely*
YumYunYum: ...Bye......Bye.
***YumYunYum has signed out
Jaesicle: AWWWWWWWWWWZ! I just wanna stick him in a purse and keep him!
Jaesicle: But...*sigh* I just wish he'd asked me what he wanted to ask me. D:
Jaesicle: I would've said yes~
***Jaesicle has signed out
Chapter 11
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Yay! :D
I was nervous about this one. I hope I portrayed everything well. T.T
Oh, and heads up. The next 3 chapters will be different conversations but they will all happen on the same day. Just a tiny side note. ^^ Yeah, sometimes the dates I put at the beginning of each chapter are important...and sometimes I just feel like putting it there cuz it's cool. 8D *bricked*
[edit] Um, I'm rethinking the whole "next 3 chapters happen on the same day" thing. Some important things will be revealed soon and I want to make sure I expose them gently and with sensitivity. This is a crack fic and it doesn't need to get too angsty and...I don't want you guys hating any of the characters if I'm too harsh about how I express them (*cough*) so....I've got some thinking to do~ ^^ Update soon!
CONTEST, yo~ dbkrackweens
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