Hookups and Emoticons [12]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?, Yunjae // Jaemin(one-sided), KiMin, HyukSu
Length: [12/?]
Genre: crack, romance, drama
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: Some language, some mentions of smex, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu: 8D
Yoochun: >.>
Yunho: <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong: Omg~
Changmin: I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents || 2 - Corndogs and O's || 3 - Money and Bambi || 4 - Smexicles and Friend Gods || 5 - Pokemon and Bananas || 6 - Yougurt and Golden Sexy || 7 - Exercise and Holy Water || 8 - First Kisses and Bald Spots || 9 - Mario Kart and Grandpa's Condoms || 10 - PMSing and Yoochun's Saga || 11 - Petunias and Amazling Smiles ||
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Chapter 12: Muffins and Sinking Ships
November 12, Thursday, 4:24PM
***Jaesicle has signed in
***Chunderful has signed in
Jaesicle: My sweet wonderful BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: You knowz that means YOO, meh sparkling fabulousness~<3333
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: Omooooo~ I just want to hug and squish and tickle you til you pop! ;D
Chunderful: I'm not in the mood
Jaesicle: Uh-ohz. Should I get out of 'cheer up' mode and jump straight to 'listening' mode?
Chunderful: Huh?
Jaesicle: Tell me what's on your mind
Chunderful: Nothing's on my mind
Jaesicle: You're not usually this transparent, Yoochun, something I find quite disturbing, babe<3
Chunderful: What's that supposed to mean? I told you nothing's wrong.
Jaesicle: Transparent~ You're usually better at hiding your emotions, Chunnie
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: Chunnie, I'm your best friend. It's not hard for me to see right through that tough shell you're putting around yourself. Open up, baby
Chunderful: I don't even know why I agreed to come online with you
Jaesicle: Cuz you love meh~<3
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: Well! >:o Maybe I'll just call Junsu instead of sitting here and dealing with your attitude. He's much more friendly and sweet to me >:|
Chunderful: What the fuck ever. I don't care. Call him. Have babies with him. I don't care.
Jaesicle: Fine then! I willz! And I'll dye his hair a wonderful shade of strawberry blond and when he comes to school tomorrow, you won't even recognize him and you'll never have to deal with him ever again. Hmph!
Chunderful: Good, Jaejoong, good. Maybe if you do that, Hyukjae won't recognize him either and he'll forget all about Junsu and go find a nice corner somewhere to fuck himself while you and Junsu stick together as two blond bimbos happy and carefree and watch all the episodes of Kim Sam Soon and Kara Bakery that you want.
Jaesicle: And Love Letter. Don't forget Love Letter. That's a good show, too<3
Chunderful: Watch Love Letter. Watch the fucking hairs on your chests grow for all I care. If that's what floats your boat then, sail away and leave my sinking ship to drown in peace.
Jaesicle: Wah?! :o Why, Chunnie! I'd never leave you to drown by yourself on a ship! And neither would Junsu! We'd at least throw you a nice, comfy raft~ How dare you accuse us of being such horrible friends T.T
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Maybe you'd save me. Junsu would just get distracted and walk off
Jaesicle: Hmmmm. Maybe if you asked him to jump in the sea, he'd pull through for you
Chunderful: Never
Jaesicle: Oh, dearz. Why not??
Chunderful: I'd never...ask him for that. I'd never ask him for anything.
Jaesicle: He's your best friend!
Chunderful: Bestestest friend...
Jaesicle: Bestestest friend! Why wouldn't you ask him to turn the world backwards for you? That's what friends are for. To fulfill meaningless, burdensome tasks for one another.
Chunderful: Psh. I only ask him for his homework so I can copy off of it. And maybe a bite of his sandwich.
Jaesicle: Oh? You never ask him for anything more....let's say....mmmm....risky?
Chunderful: Of course not.
Jaesicle: Well, why ever not?! You ask me to do crap all the time. D< Like that time you wanted an A+ instead of an A- in your music theory class, so you asked me to flirt with your teacher a little to squeeze a better grade out of him for you?
Chunderful: ...What?? Music is the only class I have a chance at getting an A in. I might as well get the best A possible for my GPA. And he was being stingy! He had no good reason why I didn't deserve an A+ on my midterm. Just "the principle of the thing." Puh.
Jaesicle: I could have gotten in BIG TROUBLE, Chunnie
Chunderful: But you didn't! Because the way you are with everyone, it looks like you flirt with everyone. So no one could say you were flirting on purpose.
Jaesicle: Really? o.o
Chunderful: Uh, yeah.
Jaesicle: Hmmm, but Junsu is a good flirt. Why didn't you ask him to seduce your music teacher for you? It probably would've been a lot easier for him. I haven't really known him personally for long, but I know he's great at getting inside a man's mind
Chunderful: Hell yeah he is...I can't get him out of mine...
Chunderful: But I wouldn't ask him something like that
Jaesicle: But you'd ask me to risk my high school life and some middle-aged man's career??? DD<
Chunderful: Yes.
Jaesicle: Chunnie! >:|
Chunderful: WHAT? WHAT? Don't give me that cyber look! Junsu's too hard to hold on to. If I asked him to do something too far out of my reach, he'd slip away and never come back, I know it. Even when he's a psycho bitch, all I can do is sit back and watch. So, it's just better to watch him do whatever the hell it is he wants to do while he's still safely by my side. I don't care if he screams, kicks or scratches at my eyes. At least I can clearly see him and he can see me.
Chunderful: Well...I suppose if he's scratching out my eyes, then it'd be hard for me to see him, but...metaphorically, you know what I mean, right?
Chunderful: GAH! All these figurative thoughts running through my head and I can't even sort them out. I've been listening to too many ballads. I should listen to more angry rock music.
Chunderful: You got any CDs you wanna lend me so that I'll never ever return them?
Jaesicle: Yoochun...
Chunderful: Fine, then. I hope you're happy being a stingy bastard like my music teacher
Jaesicle: I know you like him.
Chunderful: ...What?
Chunderful: No. No. Haha. No, don't lie to yourself. I don't like Junsu
Jaesicle: Honey, I never said Junsu. I just said 'I know you like him.'
Chunderful; ...Oh.
Chunderful: Well, I don't like my music teacher, either. Or you. Or Yunho. Or anyone. Except my brother. He's cool.
Chunderful: And I certainly don't like Junsu.
Jaesicle: Hmmm. You're right.
Chunderful: I am right.
Jaesicle: You love him.
Jaesicle: ...Yoochun?
Jaesicle: Chunnie, where'd you go?
Jaesicle: Oh goodness, please tell me you haven't thrown yourself off a cliff, honey. It's been 15 minutes of silence. WHERE ARE YOU?
Chunderful: I'm right here. Just shut up.
Jaesicle: Chunnie...
Chunderful: I said shut up
Jaesicle: ...Baby, do you need me to come over?
Chunderful: Don't
Jaesicle: It seems like you need me.
Chunderful: I don't.
Jaesicle: You don't need me? Ever?
Chunderful: No.
Jaesicle: Oh, that's right. Because you need Junsu more. Is that right?
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: Baby, I know, I know. I'm rubbing it in deep and I'm pissing you off, but I have to. Someone here has to be open and willing to talk. You know I'm not the type to keep my thoughts in for very long, but I've been listening to your heart crack over Junsu little by little for a long time
Chunderful: You never even met him til last week
Jaesicle: I could write a book about him after all the random things you've said about him even before I officially met him. Do you even realize how much you talk about him when he's not around?
Chunderful: I do not.
Jaesicle: And your cell phone is used almost exclusively for him. When I send you a text, I might have to wait 2 hours for a response. When I see you get a text from Heechul or someone else, you just shrug and say, "Ah, I'll talk to him later." But when it's Junsu's name spelled across your display screen, you'd stop in the middle of traffic just to flip your phone open and say hi.
Chunderful: That was just one time. And I was worried. He hadn't texted or called me in over an hour and I wanted to make sure he'd gotten home safely.
Jaesicle: Oh, of course, of course. You wouldn't want the man you love so much it hurts, to die while you're not looking
Chunderful: ...
Chunderful: Jae...
Jaesicle: I know, I know, baby.
Chunderful: You...
Chunderful: Why?
Jaesicle: Because I love you. You're my best friend and I care about you. And I will not have you acting all mysteriously prissy on me while I'm trying to be in a good mood! >:|
Chunderful: ...Jae...
Jaesicle: Yoochun, come to my house.
Chunderful: I can't. I've got homework
Jaesicle: You never do your homework. You just copy off of Junsu's
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: Come on
Chunderful: I'm fine here. Just...stay online til one of us goes to bed...
Jaesicle: You know one of my sisters will shove me offline
Chunderful: Even if it's not for long. Just...stay. Please. I can call you.
Jaesicle: You won't say anything. Not now. I know you.
Chunderful: Just stay with me.
Jaesicle: I can stay with you if you come over to my place
Chunderful: No.
Jaesicle: Why not?
Chunderful: I'm fine here
Jaesicle: You always say it's lonely at your place while your brother is in the States with your dad.
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: Yoochun...
Jaesicle: You don't have to pretend to be strong all the time. Let me be strong for you. For once.
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: And you know I can't stay out long on weeknights and I just know this is going to take FOREVAH, so I can't, can't, can't come over to your house for the night, Chunnie! <3
Jaesicle: Chunnieeeeeeeee~~~~~ I knowz you didn't eat lunch today. I could hear your stomach rumbling from a mile away~~~~~
Jaesicle: Come on~ Hyejin baked muffins~
Chunderful: Damn it.
Jaesicle: Aha! I knew the muffins would make you weak! ;D
Chunderful: No... Junsu is calling...
Jaesicle: Let it ring, Chunnie. Let it ring.
Chunderful: But what if it's important?
Jaesicle: It's Junsu, baby. For you, it will always be important.
Chunderful: I don't understand.......
Jaesicle: Which is why you have to let it ring this once. You need to let Hyejin's muffins heal you first <3
Chunderful: ...
Jaesicle: ^.^
Chunderful: After what happened at school today in the music room, it's gonna take more than muffins to cheer me up
Jaesicle: Coke?
Chunderful: Yes, please
Jaesicle: See you in 20 minutes?
Chunderful: Mom went to the grocery store. So, til I borrow her car, see you in 40 minutes?
Jaesicle: I'll keep the muffins warm.
Chunderful: ...Thanks.
Jaesicle: Love you~<3
***Jaesicle has signed out
***Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 13
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I think Jae is my favorite character in this fic. ^^
Then next few chapters will be a bit angsty but I promise it won't last long. Actually...I haven't finished the KiMin chapter yet...o.o...but I don't think that'll be much angst at all. x'D Ah, crap, I might as well just tell you now. xDD
YES. The next chapter shall be KIMIN CHATROOM! <3 8D
*gives you all some healing!muffins*
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